B-Juan's World Tour The most extreme totally awesome web page in the history of the universe!!! tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-05-04:/blog/?domain=bijan 2009-03-18T07:01:04Z bejuan99 img/travel-blog-feed.png The fat lady is singin!!!! tag:travellerspoint.com,2009-03-17:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=33&entryid=155404 2009-03-18T07:01:04Z 2009-03-18T07:01:04Z Oh man, well I have gotten a few emails about writing another entry, so I guess I have to get going!!! Hey, hate to do it to you all, but this is the last entry for the time being. Damn, I checked last night and I dont think I have written an entry in almost two months! Last time we left off was when I got back from Iran. From there I cruised back to Thailand, spent a few days in ... Oh man, well I have gotten a few emails about writing another entry, so I guess I have to get going!!!

Hey, hate to do it to you all, but this is the last entry for the time being.

Damn, I checked last night and I dont think I have written an entry in almost two months! Last time we left off was when I got back from Iran. From there I cruised back to Thailand, spent a few days in Bangkok hangin around the old haunts, and then headed back to Malaysia. I spent a few days in Kuala Lumpur (KL), then headed to Melaka, then back to Singapore, and then back to KL.

In Melaka I became part of a street show where a man stuck his finger into a ten pound coconut. It was pretty sweet!

They also have sick rickshaws. The sickest I have ever seen!!!

I was walking around, and this guy called me out as a foreigner and I made some jokes with him and the crowd and then he joke fired his assistant and I did the entire show with him. He had been doing the show for 9 years, and was about to retire so he wasnt as sharp as his first showing. For example, when he swallowed the gasoline to blow fire he choked and the gasoline went into his tear ducts and then he vomitted all over the place.

So I picked out the coconut for him to stick his finger in and then I split a newspaper with a whip, threw some cards at a newspaper to cut it, and all these other funny things that entertained the crowd.

Oh yeah, and then I met Rolf. So I was partying with these Canadian chicks in Melaka, and we went to the bar and were dancing when this old dude started dancing with one of them. We joked, and then talked after. Turns out the old guy (I would have guessed 30) was really 44 and was travelling with his 83 year old grandfather Rolf. Rolf was absolutely amazing. This dude spoke 13 languages, paints, writes poetry, has lived in Africa and Asia, has three homes, and walks about 20km per day. He had waaay more energy than his grandson, and drank with us till 3am every morning.

In Singapore, I met a dude who had been driving a motorcycle for the past 8 years throughout the world. Dude was sick!!! Oh yeah, he was deaf too – I think he was setting some sort of record.

Singapore has some cool areas. Like the esplanade, and others.
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Sure as hell doesnt seem like the recession has hit them. Crane Mania!!!
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Beetle... I mean esplanade

Somewhere along the way I met this crazy Russian dude who had been riding a motorbike for 8 years around the world. Now that is a serious dude!
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Then I got totally inspired when I heard they had lugeing (spelling?). I had a grandioso image of me donning a skin suit and aerodynamic helmet. Sure Singapore was melting at 90 degrees, but maybe they had an ultra modern teflon luge track. Who knows – its Singapore, anything is possible.

Well, it turned out to be a real letdown when I saw a flock of 13 year olds running to cut me in line. The luge was more like cruising on some sort of a track and kart kind of thingamajig. LAME!!!
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In the interest of retaining my manhood I will refrain from showing any pictures that include me and show you an actual representation of what it looked like while I was rollin.
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In that same time I was really on a roll. I was knocking things off my life to do list left and right.

I:
smoked a hand rolled cigarette
solved a rubicks cube
went lugeing
cracked a newspaper in half with a whip
completed my trifecta of weird run ins with people I know

Yeah, as for the last one lets backtrack to what has happened to me so far. In Salta, Argentina I was half asleep having a conversation with a mick when it turns out that none other than Brett Farell was in my hostel. I drank with Brett a few times in uni, but forgot about it. We had all the same friends, and went to all the same parties. We also were doing the same world tours but in reverse order, had the same backpacks, same boots, and were reading the same book.

Second ephiphany was when I was in Penang, Malaysia and I ran into some chick at 3am over pancakes who pretended to be my friend Ashley Cornelius. Out of all the people in Malaysia to be at that one pancake spot, I was probably the only person who could call her out as being a total liar!

Ok, so the third event happened when I was in Singapore. One day I was walking around on the street near my hostel, just doing my thing and I come across these two chicks that look familiar. We pass eachother, and then look back. I really know that I had seen them before, but I couldnt remember where. Well, I kept going but I was hoping to see them again so I could ask them. The next morning I woke up, and went downstairs to cook my eggs and there they were! I Knew where I had seen them – it was in Ecuador. No shit, when I was in Ecuador nearly dying of salmonella we shared the same dorm in Quito!!! Then a few days after that we climbed Mt. Cotopaxi!!!! Seven months after Ecuador, we somehow reunited in Singapore. It was really weird. We laughed about what we called “flight of the condor” which was when we were in Ecuador I got so excited about condors that for every picture I would make them take a picture as if they were condors. So we did one last flight, and then I boogied out back to KL.

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Flight of the Condors!!!

I was supposed to fly from KL to Perth, but when I got to the airport for my flight it turns out I bought it for one month later than I was supposed to so I had to get on the next days flight. I was short on cash, so I just slept in the airport with all these really dodgy Vietnamese guys who were bringing about 18 sex slaves back home and who were trying to pickpocket me every 5 minutes even after I went into the inside of a sleeping bag to protect my pockets.
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About four days later I got to Perth, and immediately got smashed with my buddy Johan. Johan and I traveled for a month and a half in Asia, and he was doing his thing in Perth so I figured I better see what its like. Perth is the most isolated city in the world. Sitting on the west coast of Australia, there is literally nothing around it. It has some really sweet beaches, all of which have free barbeques which means that every night we would get 10 or 15 people together get wasted and bbq.

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At 3AM I found this guy in the subway with a Dinosaur BBQ shirt, and we totally laughed it up. He was so happy to hear what it was. He bought it at salvo....

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Rotness Island, Western Australia - This place is sick!!!

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RI

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The aussies get so pissed, even on the battlefield they enjoy a nice bevvy every now and then!

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Scarborough beach, Perth - this place is sick!!! If you ever hit Perth, you need to BBQ and drink there every single day.

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Again

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Do it like this!!!

After Perth, I headed out to New Zealand which is my final stop on the trip. I am in the process of getting settled and am looking for work. My buddy Jim Cullen, brother of nutjob Bill came to Auckland, and we hung out for a few days. He was travelling Oz/NZ for a few months, and was really into my blog - so this beer is for you Jim!
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Cool bird in Rotorua

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Weird thermal baths that smell like dirty diapers in Rotorua

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My plant...

I wish that I had a more interesting end to such a long chapter in my life, but thats all that I can come up with right now. As I was going along this amazing trip I would always try and think about how I would end my blog, and I never imagined that the day would actually come.

A lot has happened since I left the good ol US of A. The world has seen a lot of change, as have I. Some of my friends I ring back home dont recognize me on the phone – I cant say if that is necessarily a good or a bad thing, but it for sure is a thing. My 401k has shit the bed real hard, and my president is black. It will be interesting to see what the next 9 months have in store....

I dont really have any special words of wisdom, but I will say that you should cherish every moment in life as if it is special. Dont settle for the mundane, dont let life pass you by, and for sure dont ever get roofied in Cuzco (or so I hear...). This world we live in is an amazing place. You would have to be a fool for missing out on all it has to offer.

I have done my best to try and ease the negative stereotype that all of the world shares against Americans. I try and understand and let them know that as an American citizen I am not such a son of a bitch like Bush and his drinking buddies. We actually have souls, and arent as shitty as a majority of the others you meet out on the travel trail.

Compassion, understanding, and tolerance is what its all about in this world and I have tried to do my part.

I really want to thank each and every one of you for your support and patience with some of the longer blogs. Its been a hell of a ride, and I hope that you enjoyed reading.

I also would like to thank all my travel partners:

Nir, Itai, Raz, and Noa from Bocas
Flight of the Condor girls (Emma and Huelwen)
Christian Capper
Catherine Dumont
Clemens Sproll
Natalie Rivero (sos mi chancho preferido)
Ashley Cornelius
Lisa and Tilde from safari
Emma and Georgina (you gals are rockstars!!!)
Chris Nancrede
Clancy and Danae Gardner
Johan Van Ophem
Tim Dougill and Gareth Tantrum (Dont worry, I slept with your moma boys!)
Kylie Agraval
Flight of the Condor girls again!!!
Johan Van Ophem 2.0!!!

PS: Watch a lot of flight of the chonchords. Its absolutely amazing.

Firsts:
time to south america
drinking with a 13 year old (he was the one buying me beers and giving me advice on women, dont worry!)
rafting a class 5 rapid
bungee jump
scuba diving
falling for a foreigner
grinding with a man, more specifically a ladyboy (oh well, jolly good fun regardless)
dancing to kumbia
going 14 days without a shower or changing clothes (himalayas will do that to you)
near death experience with salmonella

Peace out cub scout!!! till next time space warriors...
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Oh yeah, before I forget - I recently went to the beach, and something intrigued my me. It turns out it was a secret message written in the sand.....
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Lets backtrack to Iran. Shall we? Part Deux tag:travellerspoint.com,2009-01-22:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=32&entryid=146614 2009-01-23T07:42:34Z 2009-01-23T02:45:23Z Last entry was too long so I had to split it up. If you are just seeing this one and havent read the first part on Iran, then read that part first. Two more things I want to go into before I sign off. The geylyon and taroof. The geylyon AKA sheeshah in Arabic, AKA hookah, whatever you want to call it is a part of Iranian life. Kids use it as an outlet, a social gathering of sorts, and ... Last entry was too long so I had to split it up. If you are just seeing this one and havent read the first part on Iran, then read that part first.

Two more things I want to go into before I sign off. The geylyon and taroof. The geylyon AKA sheeshah in Arabic, AKA hookah, whatever you want to call it is a part of Iranian life. Kids use it as an outlet, a social gathering of sorts, and become experts in it. Everywhere you go you are within a spitting distance of a geylyon, tea, and dates. Its a great experience to share with someone, but whatever you do dont ask for a sheeshah in Iran. In farsi sheeshah means hashish which gets your hand cut off if you have some, so dont ask....

Ok, now onto taroof – this makes absolutely no sense to me and frustrates me. Taroof is the process of being overly kind. If you see a man on the street and he has bread and you ask him where he got it – he wont tell you. He will offer all of it to you, and tell you to take it. If you dont he will raise his voice. If you try three times and he is still in his same position you have to take it or you will offend him. The same goes for anything. Everything is free in Iran, or at least thats what you would think if you didnt know. Taxi drivers will tell you the ride is free, its on them. The hotel will be absolutely free because you are so kind. The food – shit, thats free too! You know its not so its only a game. The joke is if you go to buy something and they actually tell you the price. Most of the time the reaction is like “wait a minute, howcome your not going to taroof with me???”, like its offensive if you dont – its really funny.

My pop will tell you that Iranians are the biggest bullshitters in the world. They can talk and talk and talk – if you ever get invited to someones home they will talk till 4 in the morning without stopping about things you and I would consider worthless for discussion. But thats the Iranian spirit. They are passionate about everything – business, poetry, sports, life, the mountains, history, a beautiful girl, fruit, etc. and they love talking about it all. If you take a taxi, in all likelyhood you will hear about every single relative of the driver. He will go on to tell you about every single business transaction he has made in the past 20 years. He will then invite you to his house for tea to meet his family down to the third removed cousin. Its ridiculous! It makes me realize how cold we are in the states to strangers.

I will leave by sharing a wonderful saying I heard when I was over there – a wise man told me what he thought about the world, and summed it up by saying that Iranians have all the soul, but no freedom and that Americans have all the freedom but no soul. I really believe that...

Im in Singapore now, waiting for my Australian working visa to finish processing and then Im outtie 5000 to Perth. Australia has some of the most strict immigration policies in the world (next to the US). In case you didnt know it, the entire world wishes they were in the US, but we really let in only the smallest fraction. In all corners of this planet people have a burning desire to be in the US, but little do they know its not all that they imagined. I guess thats the way its been working for the past hundred years or so going back to the immigrants that came to Ellis Island. They were treated like shit, their careers disregarded, and were forced into decrepid housing. One hell of a paradise! The message is though that most of you reading didnt have to even lift a finger to be given a gift that has allowed you to live such a comfortable life. Dont take it for granted!

Im crying here because I have to fill some forms for oz, but at least I have a shot. Most folks who dream to come to America will never be able to.

Random pics:
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Outside the Golestan Palace. This place was built a few hundred years ago as a guarded place where the Qajar King could keep his harem safe. He had a few hundred wives in this place! PIMPS UP - HOES DOWN! (thats a movie, and you should watch it....)

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Inside the bazaar. They were giving out free food for anyone who wanted it.

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This is where superman comes from

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Me and the old man at dinner with mohandes (engineer) Rahimi and his family. For some reason I look like him in this picture... not happy about that one.

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My pop the politician, and mohandes Rahimi – this guy spoke like 4 words of english but was all laughs throughout the day.

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Mountains of Karaj, about an hour and a half outside Tehran. My fam used to own an orchard near here.

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I dont heart snow!

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View from one of the many parks just outside Tehran. In the summer its a great place to hangout and cool off and enjoy the fresh air.

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View of mosque by the Tehran bazaar. The country is run by a few people who control the bazaar. You can buy anything in there. My pop used to sell thousands of tons of raw materials to make anything in there.

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The street during Ashura which is the holy time that Shiite muslims remember the death of Imam Hossein in the battle of Karbala 1,400 years ago. Men carry large metal thingamajigs on their shoulders, and the others beat themselves with chains. The pain is supposed to be a reminder of Hosseins suffering. I remember they used to do it with swords, and would bleed all over the place but I didnt see any of that these days. They also slaughter sheep in the streets, and give out free food.

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Funny mairrage ceremonial table with all the necessary offerings. All tradition.

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Designed by a woman... use a little imagination guys.

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This is the Azadi Tower in Tehran. Its famous for being the scene of demonstrations. It was designed by Farah, the Queen and wife of Shah Pahlavi.

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Tehran skyline – huge mountains in the background. Tons of traffic, high rises, and cement factories (although not so evident in this picture).

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Cool pic of guard trying to keep warm

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Pics of green palace of Shah. The room with all the mirrors took 11 years to complete, and looks like they spent 10.99 years too long – looks tacky as hell to me.

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I love Hinds! This one flies with an Iranian flag, but was captured during the Persian Gulf war. About 65% of the Iranian air force today was aquired when Iraqi warplanes flew over the border to escape coalition bombing during Gulf War I.

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These legs are from a bronze statue that once stood of the Shah. Similar to that famous scene when the big statue of Sadaam was toppled in Baghdad the same happened in Iran in the 70s.

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My pop with the US ambassador to Iran. He is a pretty affluential guy and has met John Rockafellar, Ahmedenijad on more than a handful of occasions, Khatami, and about every major minister in the govt. He holds fond memories of when the US was in the country and cherishes this photo.

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Darya styling my shades. She is such an alligator!

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On my way out of Tehran I was having a string of bad luck. I couldnt find a hotel for anything under $120, and I was down on my luck sitting in the lobby of this one place trying to figure out what to do. I saw some white dudes and started talking to them. These Russian tourists then took me in, gave me the hotel room they were in (they were leaving at 1AM), and then we drank homemade Russian hooch (90%) they snuck into the country and smoked a geylyon. These guys were cool. Now I have a hookup for when I head to Moscow!!! They told me its really expensive and shitty to go unless you know someone. Free hotel room, free booze, free geylyon - WIN, WIN, WIN!!!!

I have to be careful what I say because I might get in trouble for writing some of this so if you don't hear from me, Ive probably been snatched up by the Iranian popo!

This one is long. Sorry, but I have a lot to say. Later - B

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Lets backtrack to Iran. Shall we? tag:travellerspoint.com,2009-01-22:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=31&entryid=146612 2009-01-23T03:04:37Z 2009-01-23T02:37:48Z Get ready for a major history lesson! Alright, so finally I have to write about Iran. I hadnt been there in 13 years, and when I was in Africa I tried to go but it didn't work out so I gave it a second go when I was in Thailand. I went through all the nonsense you have to go through to get a passport renewed, but it was a little more complex because I had an exemption from military service ... Get ready for a major history lesson!

Alright, so finally I have to write about Iran. I hadnt been there in 13 years, and when I was in Africa I tried to go but it didn't work out so I gave it a second go when I was in Thailand. I went through all the nonsense you have to go through to get a passport renewed, but it was a little more complex because I had an exemption from military service that I had to make sure was in line before I left. Otherwise I would have been arrested in the airport and forced to dig ditches in the desert for two years. Ive never been a fan of conscription.....

So I headed out from Bangkok to Tehran via Doha. Im think im becoming an expert in that place. On the plane to Doha I got really loose on red wine, and was bored and I saw a good photo opportunity in the bathroom, so I had some fun. God knows what people thought I was doing, but I got the photos I wanted. In the end I looked like that guy from the James Gandolfini special about wounded soldiers from Iraq and Afghanistan. Konko, you know what Im talking about.

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From the minute I landed it was a far cry from what I remember from my last trip. There was advertising of modern brand name clothing, there was a coffee store, and other little details that made me feel like its changed. Then when we hit the parking lot I saw more than one type of car. That was unheard of back in the day (more on this later)!!!

Ahhh, the Islamic Republic of Iran. The freest country in the world according to Ahmedenijad! So free in fact that you can do anything you want – that is unless you drink alcohol, own porn, show your ears if you are a woman, own a dog, talk bad against the government, own western movies, have premarital sex, practice the Bahai religion, support Israel, have a party with boys and girls, or wear boots if you are a woman – because all those things are illegal!

I wanna start off by mentioning that I am sure you have many stereotypes in your head about Iranians. They may include images such as these:

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propoganda on blood and fire in Gaza
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Well – you can throw all those stereotypes out the window because if anyone has at least one eyeball they would be able to see that the country is nothing like the propaganda that smears the world headlines. Im pretty sure if you had zero eyeballs you could figure out the same kinds of things, but definitely not with negative eyeballs – that just wont work (sorry – oh wait you have negative eyeballs you cant read!). The voice of the Iranian people is muffled over by the loud and ostentatious leadership of the nation which has its own agenda by sending such messages to the world. Most of it is laughed at by the citizens, and none of them take it serious. They think its funny, but there isnt anything they can do because of the way the government is set up and the way the police is run.

As a matter of fact, if you ask the people where is their favorite country (besides Iran) they will all tell you the US of A. Yeah, they dont like Bush – but then again who did??? All the people in the world realize that its not bad people that make a country bad, its bad politicians. America is no different.

If you did go through all the rigamaro and one million dances to get there, then you will find the people warm and friendly (almost too much! - more on this later), and have experiences more like this:

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Typical 16 course meal at an Iranian household.

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Everywhere we went there was food. We stopped to look at this mountain, and next thing I knew obgusht (traditional meal), tea, and sweets were shoved in our face. Oh yeah, you are disgracing them if you don't try it, so you have to eat.

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What a wonderful family. I dont remember all their names, but the daughter is Rayhoney, then Mohammed, and the young boy is Ali. The little girl is Layla.

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Me and Daryas pop sit down for some chai and jokes about Rockefellar

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We lit candles for Ashura (neither Darya or her friend knew what the exact rationale for the ceremony was), then in protest of not being able to walk in certain streets because the girls were wearing boots we burned this box. Those boots they are wearing are illegal.

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Getting silly in the palace

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This is Darya, my pops secretary. I hung out with her most of the time I was there, and she really helped me get around. She brought me flowers to welcome me to Iran, and when her pop said she couldnt meet me at the airport she cried. She had never met me before, but that is their level of hospitality.

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Lunch with out cab driver. He looked really gay in the other picture I had, so I used this one. As always, way too much food.

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Old man with moon in background

So lets start out with fact and fiction.

1)Fact - Iranians are not Arabs! As a matter of fact they in a certain sense look down on them as not being able to get their act together, and for being dirty. Arabic and Farsi are two totally different languages, and are in no way similar. The word, Iran, actually means “Land of the Aryans”. Aryans are the name of people who practice the Zorasrian religion. Iranians were originally Zorastrian, the world’s first monotheistic religion, and following the invasion they were forced to adopt Islam. Zorastrianism has probably had more influence on mankind either directly or indirectly than any other religion.

2)Fact – Iranians poo in a hole in the ground. But then again, so does 90% of the world so that is nothing new. Oh yeah, they also dont use toilet paper. In every bathroom there is a hose that hangs from the wall. You are expected to maneuver the hose with the left hand and wash with the right. You have to do all this while standing and make sure you dont get water on you at the same time – its quite a challenge. The right hand is therefore considered dirty, and you should NEVER take food with the right hand. This also is done all over the world. It is viewed as being a more thorough way to clean yourself than good ol TP. The hose is most of the time the only option because TP is either not available or is too expensive for the people to afford. In the 10% of the world that uses toilet paper, 90% of that 10% dont have proper sewage systems and the pipes cant handle tp so you have to ball it up and put it in a bin in the corner of the loo which is damn gross in itself. Sounds gross, but that's how the world works. Of course, the wealthy install western-style toilets in their homes and do have toilet paper but thats a small fraction of the world. So next time your sitting all comfortable on your throne reading the paper thinking about how grand life is, or how fast that Kennedys is flowin through your system imagine squatting with a hose and wiping your ass with your hand - yeah bud, youve got it made!


3)Fact – Iranian women make the best wives. Sike!!! Haha, that's what my pop keeps trying to convince me so the running joke was that when I was there he was going to take me to the wife shopping mall. Iranian women are very considerate for their men to say the least, and never complain. When the man comes home they have a tea ready and give him a massage. I view them as having no soul....

4)Fact – I have seen more American flags burned in Peru than in Iran (total = 1). The people have a heart bigger than anyone of you can imagine, and have no interest in hating Americans.

5)Fact – Dont fuck with Iran!!! Dems some tough S.O.Bs as Bush would say. He was too scared to attack, and Israel cant do it alone. During the Iran Iraq Qar with no weaponry mass waves of tens of thousands of teenagers at a time (name is Basij) would attack the Iraqi front lines with nothing more than sharpened sticks to defeat the enemy and capture their weapons. Nobody knows the exact numbers, but thousands were mowed down by machine gun fire during the attacks. Oh yeah, and they did that all while suffering from biological and chemical attacks supplied free of charge by our kind Uncle to Sadam Hossein. Oh yeah, and when they werent being shot to pieces or gasses they cleared minefields by walking through them chanting prayers about the battle of Karbala and Imam Hossein (martyrs). Thats one hell of a way to spend puberty!!! At the end of the day you can sleep good tonight knowing the bill was picked up by you – the US taxpayers. I have seen the damage done to the survivors. Its horrendous. Mustard gas is by far the most horrible invention I can think of.

6)Fact – Even if Iranians were pissed at the US (they are not) its not like they don't have every right to be. In the good ol days the CIA overthrew Mossadeq, the nations first democratically elected president. The nation was robbed of its oil at rockbottom prices, and the Shah was forced to buy armaments while the poor starved. Nowadays the trade embargo has put a damper on the economy. Id be pissed too! As a matter of fact I give them credit for not being pushovers.

7)Fact – Even though it is an Islamic Republic (the only one in the world) not many people are religious. They have to follow the rules, but a lot of people dont go to the mosque, dont believe the hejab (head covering) is necessary, etc. Of course there are still a lot of people who would be considered conservative, but dont get the idea that everyone carries an AK in the name of Allah....

8)Fact – Many of the worlds greatest poets come from Iran. Ferdowsi, Hafez, Sa'di, Ohmar Khayam, Rumi, etc... all reign supreme in the world of poetry. My name, Bijan, comes from a poem in an ancient book (1,000 years old) called the Shanameh by Ferdowsi about a prince named Bijan and a princess named Manijeh (my sisters name). The Shanameh is the national epic and was written around 1000AD when the Persian language and history was being threatened with extinction because of the Arab Invasion. It alone has been the one item that is credited with keeping the Farsi language alive when Arabic was becoming the universal language of the region. The Shanameh is reveered by Iranians, and almost every household has a copy. Ancient Iran used to center around poetry. Men would go to a local hangout, smoke the geylyon, drink tea and one man would read poetry as the others listened. I think it is this fascination with poetry that gives Iranians such a philosophical outlook on life.

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9)Fact – Caviar from the Caspian Sea is the best in the world. The Caspian Sea which is the worlds largest lake has the best conditions to raise sturgeon. Their numbers are dwindling, and so the price of the black gold is going up. Get it while its hot!!! Oh yeah, so the pistachios, saffron, and dates (not the female kind!) are also world class.

10)Fact – Iranian hospitality is so over the top they will bend over backward in ways you have never seen to make sure you are happy. Just as an example if you go to someones home and you tell them you like their carpet they will start to move the furniture aside and pack it up and give it to you to take home! If you tell them their daughter is beautiful they will make sure you meet all three of them so you can have your pick! And the list goes on....

11)Fact – If you go to an Iranian home you will not leave until 1) you have eaten more than you did for the previous month (I can guarantee they will ensure this), and 2) you will hear about everything under the moon about what is happening in life, they sing to you, or you dance.

12)Fact – Booze is illegal, and so are night clubs. Shit, thats a bad fact! I should mention that people do anything in the privacy of their homes and generally don’t get caught. Secret satellite dishes bring in Western TV stations, the youth recreate discos, bars, and night clubs in their basements, and booze is transported in opaque gas cans. Many people make wine in their own bathtubs!

13)Fact – I saw snow when I was there and didnt like it. Didnt like it at all. Never living in a snowy place again.

14) Fact – Iran has the largest population of Jews in the Middle East outside of Israel. Jews have lived and practiced their religion in Iran for thousands of years and continue to do so. There are also Persian Jews scattered throughout the world, especially in Great Neck, NY where there are so many, they form little rivalries based on the town in Iran they came from. For example, the Tehrani Jews know exactly who the Mashadi Jews are, etc. There also are Christians in Iran. The days of non-muslims being looked at strangely are gone. When my pop wanted to work in the US consulate in Esfahan when he was in his 20s my grandma no kidding told him this "those people have blue eyes. Do you know what they will do to you? The people with blue eyes who dont believe in Islam will kill you and turn your body into oil!!! Do you want that?" That was the attitude for a while, but we all know that people from the US dont kill you and turn you into oil. We just kill the people and then steal their oil (or at least that has been the agenda of the govt as of recently, we will see about the future). Apparently they havent figured out the part about how to turn a corpse into oil, but as twisted as it sounds she was almost right.

I hope you liked that section. I used the Rick Vanness syle of fact stating which knocks em dead every time...

So Tehran has seen a lot of change in recent years, and its pretty clear. The skyline is growing, the span of the city spreading, and the culture is becoming westernized. The rules for the hejab which is the traditional covering of women have loosened to the point where I was almost going up to girls telling them to raise it on their head for fear theyd get arrested. I saw someone with a lip piercing which is another thing that I could never have imagined. Young people have sex (from all I can tell probably more than me and you). Crystal meth (they call it glass) is wreaking havoc on the youth, and the youngsters are so materialistic that unless you have a beamer you don't have any luck scoring a girlfriend. They are addicted to text messaging, trendy clothes, and listen to techno music (also illegal). Almost everybody young has been to jail for breaking the rules. Its not a jail, its more like a detention center where you go if you break the Islamic codes. If you go there a Mullah (religious leader) will give you some sort of a verbal punishment and lecture, and then you have to get picked up by your parents. For everybody who has been, they laugh at this and think its an absolute joke.

All that being said, the people of the country hold themselves in the highest manner and despite all that still act in what we would consider to be a conservative manner. I just mention all those things to give examples that they face the same issues we do in the states, or in any modern country these days.

There are little to no tourists in Tehran, and the numbers for the whole country are pretty dismal at best. If you are from the US, you might as well give up before you start. To get a visa takes something like 90 days and is a real pain in the ass. For other countries its not much better. As a matter of fact when I went to get my passport renewed in Bangkok the embassy there was really of no help – and Im a citizen! They have a goal to get 20 million tourists by 2020, but thats not going to happen. There are some package tourists that visit the more historical parts of the country (Shiraz, Mashad, Esfahan, Persepolis, etc.), but I cant say much about it. I think Russians have a pretty easy time getting a visa because so many come there for business.

As a matter of fact, when you are in Tehran there are so few outsiders that you are looked at as a bit of an oddity. People stare at you, and secretly listen to what you are saying, and always want to understand why you came to Iran. In my opinion they wonder why you came because they have such a negative self image of their country they cant understand why anybody would want to come, which is a shame.

The youth have a real problem with their country. They are upset that a country with so much culture, so much history, so much resources (2nd largest reserves of oil and gas in the world) that they are not in a more prosperous situation. They are upset by all the restrictions and laws placed on them by the government, and want to live free. Additionally there is very little opportunity for the youth jobwise. Almost everyone I met was an some sort of an engineer, or had a business degree (or both), but they had administrative type jobs that couldnt use their potential. For all these reasons the youth are jumping ship and see living abroad as their only hope. Thats not to say that they dont love their country – just the opportunities and living conditions are better elsewhere. Its putting a real brain drain on the country as well. The embassies in Tehran fight over the most educated and give them free visas, free education, and compensation packages because they know what good citizens Iranians make and what kind of contributions they can make.

The pollution in Tehran (17 million peeps) is some of the worst in the world. Something ridiculous like 10,000 people a year die because of it. They have a new metro system that is running in a limited capacity and is only just beginning to help things out. Part of the reason its so bad is because the city is surrounded by the Elborz mountain range which keeps it all the smog locked in that one area. Its absolutely gross, and I don't know how people don't think anything of it.

So what I was saying before about there only being one kind of car – thats entirely true. Fifteen years ago there was literally only one car company – Paykan. These son of a bitch cars were such poor quality, and are so inefficient that everybody hates them. Being the only national car manufacturer you would go onto the street and it would be nothing but white Paykans. It was almost like an episode of the twilight zone. Every once in a while you would see a black or yellow one if you were lucky. Last time I was in Iran me and my pop road tripped to the Caspian Sea, and this god damn paykan broke down at 4 in the morning and we had two push it for two hours! Today they are being phased out. Its kind of a love hate relationship we share, and so I told everyone I was going to buy a Paykan and put a nice motor in it and nice wheels. Thats the new goal. Pimp my Paykan!!! A majority of the taxis are still Paykans, and im pretty sure in the countryside they will last at least another few millenia.

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There is a trade embargo of US goods on Iran. You cant find a single thing from the US there. My pop buys cheap shirts from Old Navy and gives them out as gifts because the people hold them in such high regard. If you wore an Old Navy shirt with a big logo on it you would get all the chicks. Last time I was there I had a small American flag on my shorts and I had to cover it up and destroy them for fear of what would happen if the police saw. Its a funny world.

The US Navy – with MH-60R helicopters sits out in the Persian Gulf making sure no US goods go in there, make sure the oil comes out of all the Arabian countries, and when they get bored they shoot down civillian airliners. Oh yeah, if the details are a bit fuzzy let me refresh your memory. In 1988 a US guided missile cruiser sitting in the Persian gulf (straight of Hormuz) in Iranian waters shot down an Iranian airliner flying in Iranian airspace immediately killing all 293 on board. During congressional testimony the crew maintained that they interpreted the airliner as an attacking (RIAF) F-14 fighter. It was during a time of war (Iran vs. Iraq), so tensions were high but I still dont see how you could mistake an F-14 with an airbus A300.

One thing about Iranians and their long history with many notable highs and lows is that they NEVER forget. I mean, NEVER. When Ahmadinejad wrote President Bush two years ago, in his 17-page letter he wrote about the 1953 Mossadeq overthrow and things from years ago that would probably never be in the mind of an American. I’ve asked Americans who lived through the Cuban Missle Crisis, for example, what it was like and some can’t even remember it happening. Some criticize us for being too short sighted. On the other hand, Iranians never seem to let go and many live in the past still thinking of their country as if it’s the days of the Persian Empire which ended over 1500 years ago. Like they met Alexander the great personally, and dined with Genghes Khan. They know the whole history inside out.... Who got a bj in the oval office again - I forgot???

I was supposed to be born and raised in Iran. My sister was born there in 1979 just a few months into the revolution without a US embassy and it was a bad time. They were killing Americans in the streets, accusing them of being spies. Then the war broke out with Iraq and all hell broke loose. There was missile attacks in Tehran, and Esfahan that nearly took our family out. Both times (1979 and around 84) we were in the bazaar, and the missiles came too damn close. Well anyways, my pop somehow figured a way to smuggle my mom and sister out and they vowed to live in the states.

For those that don't know, Iran in the 60s and 70s was under rule of a king – Shah Mohammed Reza Pahlavi. He was a forward thinker, and westernized Iran and did away with a lot of the traditional Islamic rules. He was in bed with the US, and was purchasing a hell of a lot of armaments and was selling the countries oil at rock bottom prices. That said, he was viewed as neglecting small farmers and large capitalists alike, but exploiting the country’s resources to cozy up to the West. Many of these farmers and merchants alike went on to become revolutionaries overthrowing the Shah. In any case, with all the rapid modernization Iran was well on its way to becoming a force to be reckoned with on the global playing field. Thousands of Americans lived in Iran, and champagne and caviar flowed through the streets. It was a time of real prosperity. As a matter of fact, Telephonics QE Kirt Weik (sorry if I misspelled) lived there at the time for a handful of years under the Shah working as a liaison for Grumman when we sold Iran E-2s in the 70s. His opinion as an outsider is that he has absolutely nothing but good things to say about the country and the people.

Well, the people were pissed at such rapid change and in 1979 they initiated a coup and threw out the Shah and brought Ayatollah Khomeini out of exile and to put him to power as the supreme leader. At the time the new regime considered the US embassy to contain a “nest of spies”, which is warranted considering that in 1953 the CIA popped its cherry when they were sucessful in their first coup to overthrow the then democratically elected Prime Minister Mossadeq. So the new leadership allowed a contingency of university students to hold the embassy hostage. Fifty two US diplomats were taken hostage for 444 days, which eventually led to the defeat of President Carter in the 1980 presidential election. When Reagan took office, all the hostages were released.

During the hostage situation a unit of Delta Force soldiers developed a plan to fly into the Tehran soccer stadium with special fitted C-130 cargo planes and CH-53 helos to rescue the hostages and then fly out. Well, Operation Eagle Claw was a complete disaster when in a sandstorm well south of Tehran three helicopters crashed making the mission impossible. The CIA agents in Tehran were compromised, and the US was terribly embarrassed.

When the revolution came, those who were considered loyal to the Shah were killed. Those loyal to the revolution (really called the Islamic Revolution) were jailed, tortured, and killed by SAVAK (anti sabotage secret police). More on this later....

So since then the country has been run by religious clerics. Its probably the same situation that the US was under before we ensured the separation of church and state. I don't know about you, but if our prime minister was Billy Graham I'm not so sure Id be a happy camper!

They have a parliament and a president but these really hold little weight compared to the supreme religious leader Ayatollah Khamenei (the successor to Khomeini). Whenever you go to a government office you will see pictures of Khamenei and Khomeni. Its hard to miss their intimidating powerful stares. In order to be a mullah (and eventually Ayatollah) you have to study at the theology school in Qom, a few hours outside Tehran. Then you will have the tools to be sucessful in Iranian politics. If you look at all the Iranian presidents (sans Ahmedenijad) you will notice they dress in a traditional robe with a turban. Those guys are mullahs. Ahmedenijad never went to theology school, and therefore doesnt wear the holy garments but instead opts for more casual attire (for which he has been criticized). He is a religious conservative however and this allowed him to become prez. Before Ahmedenijad was Khatami who was still a religious man, but was seen as being too liberal so he wasn't re-elected. When Ahmedenijad took office, all the liberal movements of Khatami were immediately reversed.

The mullahs are the ones that run the country, and therefore are the ones who brunt the attacks at how the country is behind but nothing will ever happen. The people in power will ensure they do everything possible to stay there. This paranoia dates back to the days of the Shah and SAVAK, and will in all likely hood never go away. Random house raids, wire taps, etc are commonplace and are accepted as everyday life. Be careful what you say and who you say it to – those are the rules. You never know if somebody is going to talk with you about the government as if they are the opposition and then the next minute throw you in jail. For these reasons nobody talks politics.

My pop and I have a pretty non existent relationship, so I figured hanging out with him on a tour of Iran would be pretty cool, but I had to cut it short for a bunch of reasons. When I left Darya and her mom felt bad for me, so they saw me off by taking me out for cheeseburgers and a geylyon!

These next pictures highlight what my pop does best....
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Looking around smiling
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Pointing at something interesting, and explaining how he knows about it. Then finding all the flaws with it and explaining how to do it better next time. Its amusing. Everywhere he goes he gives all the advice in the world about how to do shit better. Like a commander doing an inspection.
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Then giving advice for two hours on what to do in life to everyone around who will listen including taxi cab drivers, ice cream salesmen, waiters, gas station attendants, etc...

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“Hey, taxi driver – come back here, I need to explain how I am the man and you should listen to me because I know better...”. This sequence of jokes doesnt sound funny but if you knew the man youd be wetting your pants.

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"That over there, yeah - thats a real piece of shit!!! Haha, what a fool was the man who made that!!" Maybe thats a little out of context, but I made you laugh and that is whats most important!

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Farewells with geylyon

Continued in the next entry....

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I boozed with an 83 year old dude last night!!!! tag:travellerspoint.com,2009-01-17:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=30&entryid=146005 2009-01-18T06:56:46Z 2009-01-18T05:48:42Z First of all - shoutouts to Frank Kesller's manager. Dont know who you are - but your a brother to me. A brotha from anotha motha.... Do me a favor bud - dont shitcan Frank if theres layoffs. Keep making those sauces and riding those bikes!!! As you can imagine taking all these chicken busses and midnight trains I have a lot of time to think. Think about the future, the past, my family, friends, home, ex-lovers, current relationships, the time ... First of all - shoutouts to Frank Kesller's manager. Dont know who you are - but your a brother to me. A brotha from anotha motha.... Do me a favor bud - dont shitcan Frank if theres layoffs. Keep making those sauces and riding those bikes!!!

As you can imagine taking all these chicken busses and midnight trains I have a lot of time to think. Think about the future, the past, my family, friends, home, ex-lovers, current relationships, the time space continuum, nunchuck skills, Rolandos, etc... Ive had a lot to think about recently and a lot to reflect on. I dont know – I have more to say on this, but dont know how to put it to paper so maybe I will add more in this department in the next post. Its really important though so I want to make sure I leave it at the top.

We made 10,000 hits on the website! GO TEAM!!!! My original goal was 5k and when I made that then I figured 8k would be where Id hit the plateau (on a sidenote plateau is a very silly word). So thanks again for your support. I spent a lot of time on the website, and I think you have spent a lot of time reading and I think we all enjoy so its like a win, win, win!

I am sitting on the train right now heading to Malaysia and got an inspiration that I have to share with you. I dont think I have written a poem since I was about 4 but once I got started I couldnt stop. I suppose its the natural evolution Ive taken on this safari. First live out of a hobo sack, wear your clothes more days than anyone would image, become a pacifist and start writing poetry. Soon you will see me around a campfire with one of those mexican ponchos made of hemp talking about how Bush is an alien that smokes secret alien hash thats so strong it fuels the space shuttle. Please – if that ever happens, go to Michigan and open a savings account. Then take your free gun to the barber shop where you can purchase armor piercing ammunition with your elementary school ID and put a few in me like my name was Amadou Diallo! So here goes....

Im in love with a woman

Shes long and slender with a heart full of gold
Her skin is golden brown and always well moisturized

She goes to sleep when the sun comes up
Yet every morning she wakes before me with a smile
Throughout the whole day her energy is inviting and warm
I must be the luckiest man in the world!

Shes got gorgeous mountains up top
Down below her bush is enough to make a heart stop

My god, what a rush
Her taste, her smell, her touch!

Ive seen many like her in my day
But nothing can compare

Shes fair, gentle, and kind
And if you meet her she will blow your mind
She must come from heaven!

Its the type of love you cant get out of your mind
Its there with you all day – something you cant shut off
You need it like a pig his trough

We only spent a short time together but it feels like a lifetime
The train is leaving – this is it babe
We had one hell of a ride, one I will never forget

In the meanwhile I may be a bad man and be with others, but you will always be in my thoughts

I hope you can find it in your heart to let me back into your arms one day when the time is right

Im sorry – I have to go....

Her name is Thailand.... and yes, she only has one name like Seal or McGlovin...

From beaches and buckets to tigers and temples theres something for everyone. God do I love this place. Now pass me a Chang mange and lets write the next chapter!!!

Oh yeah, so I have told some people but some of you may not know that Im not coming back to my old life. Reliability Engineer level 2 Bijan Azmoodeh is going to have a go at life overseas. I cant get my heart set on exactly what I want to do, or where at but hopefully it will be somewhere warm! I have two days left before I want to leave so I still have 47.5 hours till I have to decide where to go.

Well, im coming close to the end of my trip and I really cant believe it! Its sad and terrible and awful all at the same time. I have had one hell of a run, and am grateful for everything that has happened – I truly have been blessed!

I still have to write about Iran, but maybe my next post will be from my new homeland!

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Shit this place is nuts... tag:travellerspoint.com,2009-01-07:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=29&entryid=144526 2009-01-07T14:35:13Z 2009-01-07T14:32:55Z Ok, so I have to take a step back and go over the last part of Vietnam which included Sapa and Hanoi. After chilling in Ha Long Bay for a couple of days me and Kylie headed out to Sapa on this damn train where they robbed us blind. What we got was nowhere near the service we payed for. I dont think I ever mentioned it before, but I would say that unless you watch yourself you really will be ... Ok, so I have to take a step back and go over the last part of Vietnam which included Sapa and Hanoi.

After chilling in Ha Long Bay for a couple of days me and Kylie headed out to Sapa on this damn train where they robbed us blind. What we got was nowhere near the service we payed for. I dont think I ever mentioned it before, but I would say that unless you watch yourself you really will be lost in Vietnam. Every step of the way they are out to take your money, rob or pickpocket you but at least they dont smash bottles on your head like in Thailand... But seriously, when you to to buy a bus ticket or you have an issue they will laugh in your face like “haha, stupid white man, if only he knew how much hes getting ripped off”.

A lot of countries have two tier pricing for nationals and foreigners, but in Vietnam its taken to a whole nother level. Oh yeah, and whenever you pay for something whatever you get in the end is always 4 classes lower. If you pay for first class your sleeping with the chickens, if you get the premier service you ride on the roof.....

Oh yeah, and when you book something with a tour agency they show you pictures of what you are paying for and they are photoshopped pictures of accommodation or trains in Europe, which have absolutely nothing to do with what you pay for. The country just recently opened the doors to tourists, so the infrastructure isnt there at all. Its a free for all, and in a poor ass country some greedy people are out to get theirs. Also, white people weren't the only ones getting the shaft – so were Malays, Singaporians, etc...

So when we got to Sapa we did a three day trek which through the hilltribes which was amazing. They do a similar deal in Chiang Mai in Thailand, but I think if you had the choice you should go ahead and do it in Sapa. First of all the town of Sapa is like an alpine resort. Old buildings which are the remnances of the French occupation make you feel like you are in Europe rather than North Vietnam. The terrain is mountainous, and it gets pretty cold at night as a result.

You could tell that when the French came they made their pretty little Alpine village, and kicked out all the locals to live on the periphery of town. So, just outside the village of Sapa is all these cool villages and the farther you go away from the town the cooler it gets. The mountainside as far as one can see has these really intricate terraces that hug the hills. I would imagine the only place like it in the world would be Denpasar or maybe something like that. Anyways, its really cool even though we went in the winter.

Funny enough, the year before it was so cold that 10,000 buffalo died.... Thats a lot of fuckin buffalos!!!! You could make a killing if you were the guy who handles frozen dead bufalos!!!

In and around Sapa are 6 or so different hilltribes who all have different customs and you can pick them out a mile away by their clothes. The most annoying are the Black Hmong tribe which suck teet and follow you every where you go until you buy one of their handicrafts.

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Basket full of polos

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These were the red hat women. They didnt hassle you to buy anything and therefore were my favorite

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Woman with singular polo

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I freakin love chanchos!

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Chancho y polo

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I really like this photo. This hilltribe is among my faves also... She wasnt trying to sell a damn thing.

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My type of place!!! Hell yeah!

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Suckfest...

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Then we saw this guy feeding his pig in the pig house. In Spanish we call this a chancho casa.

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Rare albino buffalo

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Then at night it was so cold we had to warm up so we drank rice whine from a benzene container. Or was it benzene from a rice whine container??? I for sure couldnt tell the difference.

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Pig taking a piss...

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Me and Kylie at a waterfall. The day before some cockass lost his footing and slipped and fell down this huge ass waterfall and got really hurt. What a cockass!!!

Then there was Shona... We met this cool woman who was an absolute riot!!! I told her I would buy her a beer if she would give me one of her bracelets, and then she went on about her husband how she doesnt like beer and next thing you knew we were carrying her basket and chilling in her shack of a house. She was honestly my favorite person in all of Vietnam, and was super funny.

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I love this woman! Her eyes are closed, but thats the face she made when I told her I really like beer. Hillarious!

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In order to get to her house you have to walk .5km on this tiny little walkway on the edge of the terraces.

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Cribbo

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Living room

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Children. One had an infected hand which was swollen like a grapefruit. It was the dirtiest thing I had ever seen, and they didnt have any medicine. It was disgusting..

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Then there was the daughter who was really beautiful and could speak perfect english for never studying. She too had an infected foot that was so swollen she couldnt walk. No medicine at all (we were in the middle of nowhere), and im pretty sure if she continued on she would lose the foot.

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Water Mill son!!!!

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Cool waterfall

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Me with flamboyant hilltribe scarf

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Peace in the Middle East!

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Oh shit yeah... then I found this dead snake and was throwing at people. It was a sign from Buddha, before I left Vietnam I would drink the blood of a snake!!!!

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Then I bit his head off Ozzy Ozbourne style... Sike!!!!

Unfortunately something like only 70% of children go to elementary school and then something like 45% of kids go to high school. A majority of them are left to fend for themselves as the parents do one thing or another. The rest are forced to beg from foreigners by their families.

I wanted to seperate out these ones into a seperate collection all about the Vietnamese children. I love dirty poor children! I hadnt seen any since Nepal, so it felt good to see them again...

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This guy was destined to be a traffic cop. He has had a lot of practice with buffalos! Achtung!!!

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Ok, you can go Mr...

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We gave these children Oreos which was hillarious because they didnt know what they were. They had never seen anything like this before so they smelled it and were totally confused. One of them threw it away. I think it was the 5 year old on the right with the Tiger beer. None of these kids went to school.

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Then there was this three year old who was playing with a big old harmless butcher knife

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Crack kills!

Then we went back to Hanoi, went to the mausoleum of Ho Chi Minh who died in the late 60s. It was really creepy, but he looks in good shape. God knows what the hell they did to him, but the 15 soldiers guarding him damn sure wouldnt allow any photos. Sorry : (

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Then we headed to his home. The French had an amazing governmental palace, but of course as a communist he decided to live a more simple life. He had a house that had two rooms, two telephones, and a steel helmet and that was about it. The most simple of abodes.

Then I lived out my dream. Some of the weird stuff I have eaten on this trip I had seen on that tv show called weird foods, and there was one that I knew I had to do – the cobra blood. I cant remember much of the episode that I saw, and I had no idea what to do but I gave it my all and it payed off in the end. If there was two things I really wanted to do in SE Asia it was 1) to shoot a rocket or RPG, and 2) drink snake blood.

So I fucked up with the rocket. I waited to see if it would be cheaper in Vietnam than Cambodia, but they didnt have it (maybe it was there, but I didnt try all that hard because I was super low on funds). So with no rocket I knew I couldnt go home empty handed with the snake blood....

So when I was in the south I finally found someone who spoke english and had them write in Vietnames “I need to drink the blood of the snake with alcohol, this that and the other, etc etc...” or at least thats what I think it said. So I tried and tried and then tried again. I must have shown this damn piece of paper to 100 people asking where I can do it and everybody shrugged me off. They told me I was crazy, or just laughed at me, or just walked away and told me it was impossible.

I was getting discouraged, and literally on my last night in Vietnam I had a lead. There was no more time for bullshit – I had to do it. So me and Kylie took a taxi to some place we had no idea where and werent convinced it was right but it was as good info as we could get. So I take a million dongs and we rolled out to this shady ass place that was 10 minutes away from the main road – like the type of place where they steal your liver at..... They they tell us to go inside this building that looked more like a school than anything else. I showed my card to the woman and my picture of a snake, and then it was on.....

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We are getting warmer... but where is the good stuff???

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Even this little nasty creature was creepy

We walked over to a cage and we looked around. For 500,000 dongs I could get this snake and get 8 dishes with it. I was intimidated, but then my instincts kicked in. Fuck that – I didnt come to the middle of nowhere Vietnam to eat a baby snake – I want the big boy, I wanted the king of the jungle, I wanted a King Cobra....

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So then we went over to the cobra cage and they had this huge ass cobra. This fucker was probably 2.5 meters long!!! The biggest one at the shop. It was 800,000 dongs and since I was worried about having cabfare back to Hanoi I opted for the smaller cobra which was impressive enough for me.

Apparently this whole snake operation is meant for asian dudes who think their penis needs a boost. After all, I felt pretty confident in that department so I was ok with the smaller one.

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So then we picked it out of a sack of snakes and took it to the restaurant. We then went through this whole schpeil that rocked my mind.

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Astah La Vista Baby!!!

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First they took the poison from the fangs

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Then cut the fucking belly of this thing and seperate out the main artery.

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Then when you slice that the heart pumps and it shoots blood out into a cup of alcohol....

Then they cut out the heart and put it in a shot with alcohol
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Bottoms up suckas!!!
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Then came the tears... jk

Definitely not finished... Then they cut out the stomach and slice it to get the bile and mix that with alcohol.
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Then they take it to the kitchen and make 8 dishes out of it. Well some of the dishes were made of Cobra, and some of the small filler snakes so all in all we had 3 snakes, one of which was one of the smaller ones that they found dead in the cage when we showed up. I thought they were going to throw out the one that we found dead in the cage, but nope – we ate that son of a bitch!!!!

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Kyles with snake wine, her fave... Way better than any French bordeaux...

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And when its all finished – Voila! $40 USD later, and you have yourself two ice cold tall ones of Cobra blood and bile with the finest benzene, I mean rice wine....

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This place was mental, and I have their business card in case any of you would like to go. You can eat porcupine, monkey, cat, gecko, snake, turtle, etc. If you can think of it im pretty sure they have a way to give that to you could cook it up. Shit – if you wanted a T bone made from a unicorn Im pretty sure they could hook it up.

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Menu. I heard the chef really recommends alcohol prepared from venemous snake heads. Mmmm – I hear its all the rave in that new spot downtown. Appletinis are so yesterdays news – make way for snake head alcohol!

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Of course I had to make a friend in it. I drank with him because he looked like he needed help in the penis department.

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Uhhhh the blood was gross, but the bile was a million times worse.

Some of the dishes they had.... I give Kyles credit because she gave it a go and had some. My favorite was the barbeque cobra, then the ground snake, then the snake spring rolls, then snake soup, then the rest... Snake skin was fucking nasty. It was really rubbery and chewy and hard and slippery. The stomach wasnt bad, but the gross factor was about a 9.3.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm – I shower in this shit. Jagerbombs!

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For christ sak they hade snake wine with a damn alligator in it!!! Anything is possible in Le Mat province....

On that note, im out of here. Later - B

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Ladies and gentleman, I present the Islamic Republic of Iran tag:travellerspoint.com,2009-01-05:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=28&entryid=144171 2009-01-05T10:13:25Z 2009-01-05T10:13:25Z Hello and welcome back to the drudgery of real life. I hope all of you had a wonderful holiday season! If you have any good stories, feel free to send me an email, Id love to hear them. As for me, I had Christmas alone in Bangkok which was a lil weird but nothing to complain about. Thailand is buddhist so they dont really celebrate, but all the shopping malls were all decorated so the expats could get their shop ... Hello and welcome back to the drudgery of real life. I hope all of you had a wonderful holiday season! If you have any good stories, feel free to send me an email, Id love to hear them.

As for me, I had Christmas alone in Bangkok which was a lil weird but nothing to complain about. Thailand is buddhist so they dont really celebrate, but all the shopping malls were all decorated so the expats could get their shop on. Thais think Christmas is funny as well, they wear santa hats and take pictures in front of the decorations on the mall being showing the peace symbol like “haha, look at me im celebrating Christmas.” Its entertainment just watching them.

In other news a new record was set recently... I had my first sober New Years for me since I was probably 13. Spent it drinking tea and eating chocolates at my pops secretarys family's house, but more on this later.... Alcohol is illegal in Iran, and besides that they dont operate on the same calendar (its year 1780 something here, and new years is in the spring) so if you were ever wondering where to get your party on for new years, Tehran is not your place.... Oh yeah, and there are ZERO night clubs/discos. You don’t even need fingers to count how many there are – ridiculous!!!

I think after all this sobriety a trip to Belgium for some beers would be in proper order!!!

Anyways, so I went through one million hoops to get a new passport, and boogied out of Thailand shortly after Christmas to Iran. Im half Iranian and half Polish (or American, depending on how you look at it) and I hadn't been to Iran in 13 years. Part of the reason why its been so long is because if I ever came over I would be arrested and taken to the military for two years of conscription. Well, my pop somehow got me out of this so I figured I would hop over and check it out.

I am really excited to write about my motherland!!! For me as a quasi journalist I am really interested in seeing this place and reporting back to you all that I learn. In my opinion Iran is more misunderstood in the world than any other nation, and hopefully in my next couple of posts I will be able to get into the hearts and minds of these mysterious people and dispel so many of those terrible myths blasted across the world by those son of a bitch conservative media.

Well, that is all I have for now. Unfortunately I cannot make any big posts or upload any photos because all I have is a 34kb dial up connection to the internet. I think even a the dinosours had better internet. Some sort of a powerful antenna would really come in handy right about now... Im not even sure if I am properly receiving emails, and facebook is banned across the country so Im lost as to what is going on except for this shit in Gaza. They have black market satelite dishes here and I can get the news from every country in the world. You name it they have it (Italy, Russia, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Kuwait, Dubai, Libya, Kazakhstan, Korea, Croatia, Saudi Arabia, Tunisia, Algeria, Turkey, Egypt, Oman, etc...)

Good news is the Farsi is coming back slowly but surely which maybe is a problem because I think in one ear goes Farsi, and out the other one goes Spanish... I have no idea how some people keep track of 5 or 6 languages. I dont think my mind is built for it.

I still have a post to write about some really crazy stuff in Hanoi, Vietnam, so hopefully I will be able to find a good connection one of these days and get that out there for you all now that you are back to work and have plenty of free time to read when you are falling asleep reviewing R014s, PTRs, ECPs, parking tickets, Delta stuff, MSG HR payroll, boat insurance, tech manuals, dragging anchors or whatever it is (same stuff, different name...and all of it is boring).

Oh yeah, another record was recently set. I have admitted to myself that I have to get back in the game relatively soon. I have slept in chicken coops and have managed to keep spending to a minimum, but running out is bound to happen. I think Iran is the last country where I will be traveling in, and after this Ive gotta get some sort of a job. I bought a suit and some dress clothes so Im ready to hit the ground running in T minus a couple of weeks. So where I am going with this is that if you know of any good stable jobs with a pretty good compensation package and health insurance I might just be interested. My skills include: bungee jumping, eating snakes bugs and other weird creatures, white water rafting down waterfalls backwards, unskilled high altitude mountaineering, fist pumping till all hours of the morning, sitting on shit African busses for 37 hours without a toilet or a chair that reclines, getting through border checkpoints without enough cash for a visa, overcoming salmonella and 106 degree fevers without dying, having enough patience not to knock out Egyptian hawkers, getting bottles smashed on my headw, shooting Russian machine guns, and at least a dozen others I cant remember right now....

Welcome back - B!

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Be prepared for a fat one..... tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-12-27:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=27&entryid=143025 2008-12-27T09:17:43Z 2008-12-27T08:29:52Z Alright, I promise this is going to be a good one!!! Since the last entry I have done a lot of cool stuff, and am really excited to be telling you about it all!!! But before I get into all that, I would like to start by congratulating Matt Hwalek and his Fiancee Meghan for having a wonderful healthy baby boy. On November 27th, Caiden Mathew Hwalek was born. Congradulations Matt, and good luck entering this new journey they call fatherhood! Holler Jim ... Alright, I promise this is going to be a good one!!!

Since the last entry I have done a lot of cool stuff, and am really excited to be telling you about it all!!!

But before I get into all that, I would like to start by congratulating Matt Hwalek and his Fiancee Meghan for having a wonderful healthy baby boy. On November 27th, Caiden Mathew Hwalek was born. Congradulations Matt, and good luck entering this new journey they call fatherhood!
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Holler Jim Cullen, whoever you are. If you are the guy who thought I was on drugs that morning I was hungover from drinking a bottle of whiskey the night before, then read up!!! Thanks for subscribing to the post bud!

Hit meter is at 8,932 guys.... Lets make 10,000!!!!

This one is a long one. A special holiday edition, because I am sure a lot of you will be sitting around looking for something to do - so here goes.

I left off at Siem Riep, Cambodia, and this entry takes us through Phenom Phen, Cambodia, into the south of Vietnam, and up to Hanoi in the north.

Cities:
Phenom Phen, Cambodia
Ho Chi Minh City (AKA HCMC, AKA Saigon), Vietnam
Nha Trang
Hoi An
Hue
Hanoi

So, after going to Angkor Wat in Siem Riep, me and Kylie (travel buddy from New Zealand), headed out to Phenom Phen. The main draw there is to go see all the remnances of Pol Pot's regime, and all the destruction that occurred to the country under the Khmer Rouge.

The first place we hit up was S-21. This was originally a high school which was later converted for use by the secret police from 1975-79. Tuol Svay Prey High School, later renamed S-21 (security prison 21) was a real shithole in its day. Of the 20,000 prisoners held here during its heyday, only 7 survived.

Conditions were terrible, and as you go through the place you get a real eerie feeling. There are seperate cells where inmates were chained at the legs to the floor, and if they moved, spit, made a noise, etc. were beaten. Upstairs were large rooms where 40 people or so were shackled at the feet next to one another in a large room, and were not allowed to move or would be beaten.

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Entrance to Toulslang Gang

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Shit is no laughing matter...

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Birdie in barbed wire

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A lot of different torture techniques were used, and of the seven victims that survived, one was an artist, and painted these pictures.

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Weekly (and sometimes daily) prisoners were shipped from here to the killing fields where they were murdered. Most of the time the murder was by bludgeoning in order to save precious bullets that were needed to crush the enemies of the revolution.

At the killing fields there is a really nice memorial for all the victims of the Khmer regime. Inside is 9,000 skulls that were found during excavations of the mass graves at the killing fields. If you take a close look at the skulls, you can see that many have large fractures, or dents (dont know the medical term???) from being bashed to death.

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On the outside you can see indented areas in the ground where excavations occurred, and signs indicate what is in those areas. Some of the most disturbing is the one grave with 163 bodies who were decapatated, and the one for children and mothers. If you look closely at the ground you will notice that there are areas where the rains have washed away the soil to reveal the clothing of those who have been murdered. Its super eerie.

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I have to say that once you go to S-21, and the killing fields you wont be in the happiest of moods. It will leave you feeling disturbed. You know you are fucking around with bad karma by going to those places. It really makes you wonder how normal people can turn into such vicious monsters.

After such a terrible morning, me and Kylie went to a shooting range and shot some machine guns to lift our spirits!!! They had a bunch of options on the menu, and coming from the gun thirsty US of A, I had shot most of their options, so I went for a Russian K57 fully automatic belt fed machine gun. The other option was an M60 (7.62mm US machine gun from the Vietnam era), but they said that it jammed a lot, so I went with the Russian option. For $20 more you can shoot a duck or a chicken. For a couple hundred dollars you can shoot an RPG (rocket), and blow something up or throw a hand grenade. If you pay a bit extra, you can blow up a cow. I really really wanted the RPG, but heard it was cheaper in Vietnam, so I waited. It turns out that its not cheaper, so I really missed out.... Oh well – put it on the list. I hear you can do that kind of stuff in some of the ex-Soviet states that nobody remembers their names.

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And then there was this guy who didnt use earplugs, but instead preferred to use empty shell casings as ear protection...

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Kylie wasn't so impressed by my half hour lesson on the history of the Klashnikov...

From Phenom Phen, we headed out to Ho Chi Minh City, or Saigon in Vietnam. Saigon was renamed when North Vietnam captured the south, and reunited the country in 1975. In honor of their esteemed leader the city was renamed after Uncle Ho. HCMC is a nuthouse. It has something like 6 million motorbikes, and sometimes you will be at an intersection and will see motorbikes going for 5 minutes, nonstop through the intersection with no stopping. Its a sea of motorbikes.

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First introduction to HCMC. They love motorbikes so much, they never want to leave them. Not even to sleep!!!

We did kind of a lot in HCMC, and started by going to the Reunification Palace. This was the house of the South Vietnamese president up until the invasion by the north. It has been preserved in its original state, and is cool to see. The offices, and meeting halls were ok, but for me I thought the war planning rooms, and the underground bunkers were the best. Sitting in the map room, I could imagine that bastard Defense Secretary Robert Macnamara, or General Westmoreland giving all their shit statistics and feeding a load of garbage to South Vietnamese president Diem.

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There was a bunch of quick escape routes from different areas of the house, and in the basement was a concrete bunker with radio and command equipment. There also was a helicopter that was always on alert in order to fly the president away in an emergency.

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Ramdomly, these hollowed out elephants feet were gifts that the president left behind

From there we went to the War Remembrance Museum, which was interesting to see the Vietnamese viewpoint on the war. First of all, they refer to the war as the “American War”, and the way they portray it is that the US came in, and fought this war all by themselves. They would never portray the South Vietnamese as being in bed with the US, let alone fight against the North. They highlight all the VC who fought hard and were successful as “American Killer Heroes” - thats the name of the medals they were given. They then went into the disastrous effects of agent orange, and how the US knew how bad it was but still used it. After that they rubbed in the My Lai Massacre, where US troops murdered 500 innocent civilians, and some of the other unknown massacres that occurred on a smaller scale. Its basically communist slander at the US, and portrays the South Vietnamese as innocent bystanders, while the powerful North through all its determination was able to defeat the US war machine. It didn't talk much about the French occupation, or the battles of Dien Bien Phu, General Giap's massacre at Hue, or the Chinese occupation either. Strictly US bashing, and I can understand why. The US raped and pillaged South East Asia, and they have every reason to be pissed at us. We fucked them hard and I really feel for them.

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Wow, shes sexy......... haha - talking about the jet.

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I was taught to fear these people...

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Piece of a B-52 wing shot down during the 1972 christmas bombings

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When I was there, they had an exhibition on some of the prisons in South Vietnam, but of particular interest was this 18th century guillotine used by the French on some 200 prisoners during their occupation. Creepie!!!

From HCMC, I went on a day trip to Cu Chi Tunnels. In the Cu Chi district of South Vietnam, they were the staging point for operations within the Saigon area during 1968 Tet Offensive. They are a massive tunnel complex that was used by the VC (South Vietnamese communist sympathizers who fought against the US). There were armament bunkers, bomb shelters, a hospital, kitchens, etc. all underground, hidden from sight. The US soldiers who operated in the Cu Chi area were under constant observation from hidden posts that were the most clever of designs. If the soldiers were able to make it around the area without coming under attack, then they had to make it through all the hidden traps that were in the area. A majority came from pungee sticks (sharpened bamboo spikes hidden below false ground). The people who worked there showed the 30 or so different ways that a pungee stick trap could be made, and what it would do to you if you got caught in it.

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I heart VC!

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Of course hanging out on the end of a tank barrel makes sense!!! Why Not!!! Give me a beer!!!

When I was younger, I was so inspired by the Cu Chi tunnels that I made a small underground room in my backyard with a similar construction to the VC just like this one.

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From HCMC, we went to Nha Trang which is a nice beach town. Unfortunately, when we were there we had nothing but cloudy weather but it was still good nonetheless.

I was so proud that I was able to become a millionaire!!!
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Me with one million dongs...... (not what your thinking sicko – their currency is Vietnamese Dong)

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And then Kylie laughing at me because its really only worth like $50.

It was in Nha Trang that I had my first encounter with snake wine. When I was working in Binghamton, we had a guy from Vietnam in our department, and after he got back from a three week vacation there he told us about snake wine, and I was hooked. I knew I needed to have some. Snake wine isnt that complicated, and is basically wine that has a big ass snake in it. There are a lot of variations on it though. I have seen snake wine with birds, geckos, snakes, starfish, alligators, etc. in it. So when I found it in a restaurant for the first time I gave it a go.

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Other snake wines I found along my journey
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Then we went to this cool monastery.

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And Kylie found her favorite plant in the whole wide world...

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And there were these cool Buddhas.

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This was my favorite, the sitting Buddha

The next day we had to wait for the bus, and it was cloudy so we took a gondola to an amusement park island and rode these funny shitty Vietnamese rides.

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View from amusement island

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Nha Trang port

From Nha Trang we headed out to Hoi An, where we literally didnt do anything because we got sick from our food. Hoi An is the best place in the world to get a suit. For as little as $20 you can get a handmade suit to your body size and type in a matter of 24 hours. I would have liked to pick up some joke suits, but I was saving my cash to shoot a rocket so I turned it down.

From Hoi An we headed to Hue, which was the capital of Vietnam from 1800 to 1945. We went to a cool temple there (Thien Mu Pagoda), which is really important for the Vietnamese, is a symbol for the city, and overlooks the water so its really beautiful there.

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Then it was off to the Citadel, which was the historic city. With gigantic walls, it was the home of the emperor, and was filled with a secret community of concubines, emporers, and their buddies where they partied it up.

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Me and my ten foot cock...

Then the next day I went on a DMZ (demilitarized zone) tour, which was cool, but only if you are a military buff like me. When I was a senior in high school we were asked to write a thesis paper on a topic of choice. The guidelines were that the paper had to be between 7 and 9 pages and the topic had to be approved by the teacher.

I chose the war in Vietnam, and in the end I was told that my paper was the best the teacher had seen in his whole career, and would be used as an example for classes to come, but was chewed out and received an A- for the solely because my 31 page paper didnt fit the length guidelines. Needless to say, I was more educated on the war than most of my Vietnamese tour guides, but it was still good fun.

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We started by visiting this monument to women fighters, and those who worked in telecommunications during the war.

From there we went to the Vinh Moc tunnels, which were just north of the DMZ. They were used by the local people to hide and carry on with their lives during long term bombing operations by the US. It was once used to shelter 250 people, and 17 babies were born underground. The tunnels were a bit more spatious than in Cu Chi (they were in the North, so the tunnels were more used as an underground village than to fight the US), and they even had a meeting room/movie theatre.

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This was a really nice memorial to the war in the museum

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Then I had to get my hands on this Russian AAA gun

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This was the conditions the families lived under while above ground B-52s were dropping massive loads all over the place

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Cool lantern found underground

Then my favorite part of the tour was to head to Khe Sanh. The famous Marine base was the sight of the four month seige by NVA and VC forces in 1968. With 6,000 combined Marines and ARVN troops vs. a staggering 30,000 NVC and VC the Marines were surrounded, cut off, and had no logistical supply. For four months it was like hell living there, and in the end the VC pulled out sustaining heavy losses on the order of 15,000 troops. The place has a lot of history, and holds a special place in all Marines hearts (next to Chosin, Iwo Jima, Belleau Wood, etc.).

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Today, the base has been taken over by coffee plantations, and there is little more than a museum as a reminder of all the shit that went down here.

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Various parts of aircraft that were destroyed and left behind

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Unexploded ordinance that was retrieved from the nearby areas. Twenty four hour a day large scale bombings by B-52s dessimated the North Vietnamese forces, and have left a lot of damage to the area.

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Lone bunker that has been left behind as a reminder

From Hue, we then headed up to Hanoi. The capital of North Vietnam, this place was the center of the communist war machine. With all the Russian munitions coming in through Haiphong harbor, just a few hours away, they were brought in by rail to Hanoi, then down to the south on the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Hanoi was really pretty, and I think we unanimously liked it more than any other city in Vietnam. If you ever make it out there, the area to stay in is the old quarter. It has a heavy French influence, and is really amazing. Just a few blocks away is a really nice lake, where you can walk around and see people doing all sorts of crazy exercises.

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Night pics of the lake in Hanoi

I was super pumped about it, but I'm not so sure if Kylie was, but the Ho Chi Minh mausoleum was really cool. In the spirit of all good communists (Stalin, Lennin, & Mao), we hit up the mausoleum. Unfortunately, 15 armed soldiers ensure you don't take a picture, but it was something to be seen. I never thought I would be interested in seeing a dude who's been dead for 50 years...

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Uncle Ho's resting place

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Just next door is the Indochina governmental palace. This is where the French ruled from.

So, I know all this military shit is getting to be a bit much for you all, so I will keep it short. From there, we went to the Hoa Lo prison, also known as the “Hanoi Hilton”, so affectionately known by US airmen who spent countless years rotting there.

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Service medal awarded to those who served

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The “central house”, was the most elaborate jail in indochina, and the French made heavy use of it until 1954. They also had a guillotine here that removed the head of some 200 odd people.

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The old layout of the prison until a majority of it was knocked down in 1999 to make room for a 20 story hotel. Who won the war now commies???

The first half of the prison explains how torterous the French were (not at all how almost all the jail staff was Vietnamese), and how the leaders of the revolution were punished here. The second half shows what a good life the US airmen had when being in jail there. They showed the cigarettes, mail, gifts, guitars, etc. that they had. All the pictures were of them smiling, and of the ones who were healthy. They then showed how humanely they were when they gave them first class clothes, and allowed them to return back home at the end of the war. It was a fat load of commie propoganda, but was funny more than anything else.

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McCains flight suit and gear. He was shot down flying his Navy A-4 Skyhawk on a bombing mission of an electrical power plant that was really a decoy for a surface to air missile site. He spent the better part of 6 years in the Hanoi Hilton, and no longer can lift his arms above his head because of the abuse he suffered at the hands of the NVA.

These next photos are of of random Hanoi street life...

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Cant get away from the rickshaws!!!

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Me ghostriding the rickshaw. Told you Id do it!

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Cool lantern store

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So Kylie went to look for a jumper, and the man who owned the store was smoking this bong looking thing, and I asked if I could smoke with him so I did. I wasn't sure what he was smoking at first, but he was doing it on the street so it couldn't be bad. Anyways, I hit it and immediately the whole block started cracking up at me. They thought it was absolutely hilarious, and we all laughed about it for ages.

Then there was Ha Long Bay.... This place is amazing. You really have to go. Its a series of islands that are just a few hours from Hanoi. The best way to do it is to take a junk. Maybe a piece of junk, if you go for budget, but a junk is one of those ancient asian boats thats really cool looking. Im running short on available text so I will allow the pictures to do the talking...

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I would have to say this is maybe one of the best pictures I have ever taken...

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Thats all for now. Gotta run. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! I will be writing my next post from Iran, so till then...

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Goooooooood morning Vietnam!!! tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-12-10:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=26&entryid=140941 2008-12-13T03:55:25Z 2008-12-12T17:05:36Z I just want to thank you all for being so patient with me. I have really slacked off when it comes to the blog, but I have been quite busy taking chicken busses, as well as trying to figure out my future. I have been on the road 6 months now, and unfortunately am coming close to the end. I figure I have about another month or so of travel left before I have to make a decision and stick ... I just want to thank you all for being so patient with me. I have really slacked off when it comes to the blog, but I have been quite busy taking chicken busses, as well as trying to figure out my future. I have been on the road 6 months now, and unfortunately am coming close to the end. I figure I have about another month or so of travel left before I have to make a decision and stick to it with regard to where I want to live.

In the meanwhile I just want to once again thank you all for reading my entries. I know they may seem boring, or just way too long to read sometimes but there is a reason for this. I know that I have been blessed in this world to be given such opportunity, and that I have made the right choices in life to put me in this position. A majority of the people in this world will never be able to experience anything near what I have been able to see and experience on this trip. Chances are that many of you who are reading are in a similar situation because of other commitments (family, significant others, mortgages, jobs, etc...)

Therefore, I feel like I really want to try and have you experience it like I have. More importantly my goal is that after reading my stories, hopefully it will give each and every one of you to go out there and hit the road and explore all the world has to offer.

With all that being said, since the last entry I checked out these places:

- Chiang Mai
- Pai
- Mae Hong Son
- Katchanaburi
- Siem Riep (Cambodia)

Chiang Mai – Chiang Mai is the largest city in the north of Thailand. The ancient city is about 12 hours by train, or 10 hours by bus from Bangkok. The perimeter is a large square formed by large brick walls that are surrounded by a large moat that prevented invaders from getting in, and is easily walked on foot. It takes only about 20 minutes to walk from end to end. The main attraction at Chiang Mai is the temples. Outside of this, it is mainly used as a gateway point to the Golden Triangle (3 way border with Burma, Thailand, and Laos) and to visit the hilltribes of the north. The golden triangle has forever been known as a large transit point for the smuggling of opium, and as an access point for Burmese guerillas to get supplies and medicine. My main goal in visiting Chiang Mai was to motorbike around. When I was in Nepal I met a man who told me for about 4 hours all about this website (www.gt-riders.com) Golden Triangle Riders, who have made maps and have a website all about motorbiking in asia. It was all started by one man who wanted to motorbike in asia 15 years ago and couldn’t find any legitimate information on it. There was no maps, no info on where to go or distances involved. More on this later.

In the north the most popular deal is to ride an elephant, go on a bamboo raft down the river, and visit the golden triangle. Most people do it on a tour, but you would be waaay better off if you just bought a map from the 7-11 and went on a shitty little scooter motorbike. I never got the opportunity to do so because of a time crunch, but take my word for it – this is the way to go.

When I was in Chiang Mai, I ate up a whole day writing my last blog entry (thank you very much), and then spent the next day checking out all the various temples. Chiang Mai has the highest per capita concentration of temples in all of Thailand. Squeezed within the small city walls are something like 300 temples!!!

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Highway to the Danger Zone!!!

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Offerings to Buddha: toothpaste, socks, toothbrush, bubble gum, money, a bag of potato chips, pen, chocolate, tiger balm, oh yeah, and don’t forget the toothbrush to go with the toothpaste.

Pai – This place is a real stoner hangout. I think the PC term is “counter culture”, but regardless the whole idea of the place is to kick back and do nothing. Im serious, they have tshirts that are real popular that say “do nothing in Pai” that have a picture of a dude just sitting on a couch somewhere half asleep. Its got a similar vibe to Kathmandu, and just about every restaurant is called gonja café, or rasta bar, or something like that. I had high hopes from everything I heard that Pai was going to be amazing, but for me I wasn’t as into it as I could have been. Just a bit too stonerish for me. I did have an amazing chicken burrito at a place owned by a guy from Jersey City for thanksgiving which was nice.

I took a motorbike out in Pai, and cruised around. For $2.50 a day you can rent a 125cc manual scooter/motorbike and cruise. Pai has really beautiful countryside, and that is where I spent most of my time. I went to an old WWII bridge, Pai Canyon, some hot springs, a cool mountain temple, and to a Chinese village. When I was there I went to a bookstore, and on my way out these Thai guys offered me whiskey so I drank with them. It turns out that the one guy Ten, who owned the bookstore just published his first book and was looking to sell it at the upcoming movie festival in a few days time from when I was there. He was worried because he had to make a quota, but Thai people don’t like to read. The only time they go to the bookstore is to stand in front of it and to take a funny picture like “hahha, look at me – im at the bookstore. Im reading, hahaha” like it’s a big joke to read. Long story short I mistakenly told him that if I worked selling for him that he would no problem make his quota, and I really wanted to help him out, but I had to boogie out and never did it. I think I really let him down. If you are reading this, Ten – I wish you the best of luck buddy!

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Pai Canyon – This place was pretty sweet, and had these really weird walkways where everything else around it was eroded.

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Cool WWII bridge. Unfortunately I cant tell you more than that.

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Funny ferris wheel of sorts powered by people at Chinese village. In typical fashion they had really loud and fast techno playing and girls who had little charms hanging from their mobile phones.

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Mae Hong Son (MHS) – I would have to say that of the places I visited in the north, this was my favorite. A bit bigger than Pai, but smaller than Chiang Mai. The town is situated on a really beautiful little pond, with a really sweet Buddhist temple as the centerpiece of the town. They have a really good night market with many handmade goods that come from the local hilltribes. It’s a lot better to buy directly from the person making it rather than in a market in Bangkok where there is 7 other people to pay off, and the profits are mafia controlled. Because of the close geographical location to Burma Mae Hong Son attracts some interesting people. No matter where you go in Thailand you will see older white guys who go for the Thai women (mostly the rejects because they could never score back home), but in Mae Hong Son you don’t see so much the sex tourists or the guys who have legitimate Thai wives, but rather ex-military types. I didn’t figure out what they were doing there until I chatted it up with this guy (I will withhold his identity because he asked me to) who grew up in Riverhead who told me all about the different underground organizations that run out of MHS that funnel supplies, munitions, medicine, intelligence etc. into Burma. They also take care of the hilltribes in Thailand and make sure the ones who are on uncle sams payroll get fair and just treatment for their service to the US DOD intelligence network. Just because of the way I was talking he asked if that was what I was in search for, but I turned him down. Long story short this guy gave me the skinny on Burma, and just about everything that is going on in this long forgotten part of the world.

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Also while in MHS I went to a bar where it was just me and another guy, and we started to chat it up. I saw he had a Golden Triangle Riders shirt on, so I asked if he has ever done some of the rides up in the North. It turns out that I stumbled upon the legend!!! This guy in the bar, who was drinking a whole bottle of Ballantines to the head was the originator of Golden Triangle Riders, the original SE Asia motorbike man. Anyways, I went to another bar with him and got absolutely tore down until I met a guy who worked for the Department of Homeland Security and we drank another bottle of whiskey in the street (damn that was a rough night). The INS (no longer the name) is in north Thailand processing paperwork on some 10,000 IDPs (internally displaced peoples) from Burma. Some have served the US as guerilla fighters going back as far as Vietnam working as CIA operatives deep within Lao and Cambodia, and some are in search of a new life.

Katchanaburi – This place, 3 hours west of Bangkok is pretty sweet. The highlights are The Bridge on The River Kwai, Erawan National Park, and the Tiger Temple. I went to Katchanaburi with a kiwi friend Kylie, who I met in the south of Thailand a couple of weeks earlier. She was working in Bangkok as an English teacher, but wrapped that up before hitting the road with me.

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Me and Kylie in Tuk-Tuk around town.

Katchanaburi was the last town in Thailand I was going to check out before hitting the road for Cambodia and Vietnam. That makes my Thailand experience longer than any other country I have been to.

Towns visited:
- Phuket
- Ko Phi Phi
- Krabi
- Ko Tao
- Bangkok
- Chiang Mai
- Pai
- Mae Hong Son
- Katchanaburi

The Bridge on the River Kwai is most famous because of the Hollywood blockbuster by the same name. Unfortunately I have never seen the movie, so I cant say anything about its truthfulness with all that I understand. Regardless, the bridge was built by Japanese prisoners of war during WWII. Its purpose was to connect Burma with Bangkok, and the conditions were so terrible that 17,000 Soldiers, Airmen, Seamen and Marines from England, Australia, US, and Holland died alongside 100,000 captured workers. The conditions of the workers were terrible, and if you go to the museums you can get a good feel for what a miserable life it must have been for the prisoners. The original estimate for how long it would take to build the railroad was 5 years, but with the accelerated pace of the war and the use of a prisoner workforce it was completed in only 18 months.

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Thailand was initially neutral during WWII and didn’t want to have to choose sides, but was essentially forced by the Japanese war machine to sign a pact saying that they would not intervene in military affairs, but that Japan would be able to operate freely within its borders. That’s why the Japanese were building a bridge in Thailand.
At night the town puts on a light and sound show during the first week of December every year for all the survivors. It was kind of a joke initially, but then it got better as the story unfolded (in Thai) about the Japanese occupation, the laborers conditions, and eventually the Allied assault on the bridge. At the end was a fireworks show as the original Japanese train crossed the bridge. My favorite part was when a remote control B-25 Mitchell (the original plane used in the allied attacks on the bridge) all lit up with lights flew around shooting fireworks that blew up at the bridge. I don’t know why but I thought that was really cool.

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The next day me and Kylie rented a motorbike, and drove all around. First we hit up Erawan National Park, which is most famous for their waterfall. There are 7 major waterfalls, and about 15 little ones which are equally unique. The place is so amazing, that it almost looks fake, but its all natural. The water is pure blue, almost as if the source is a mountain glacier. Its really beautiful, and if you are ever in that part of town you should def hit it up.

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On the way back, the strap on my helmet broke, and while going 100km/hr it flew way up in the air and almost hit a chicken truck. When I went to return the bike, the girl was confused at how I could have a helmet that was smashed to pieces, but that the bike was all ok. I think I am the first person ever to crash only the helmet, and not the bike.

The Tiger Temple was expensive ($12 to get in), but worth it. It originally started as a Buddhist temple where people from the town would take wounded baby tigers, and eventually the monks got good at taking care of them and so people brought more and more animals until one day they needed the expertise of western zoologists, and now its more zoo than temple. They have roughly 35 tigers that range from 4 months to full grown adults, leopards, pigs, buffalos, peackocks, huge crazy deer, some crazy fire breathing eagle, etc…

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Finally found the chanchito!!!

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Me

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Pterodactyl

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The thing about the tigers is that you can go and pet the tigers if you are up for it. When you see them for the first time you cannot believe that they are not drugged. They are just lying around, sleeping most of the time, and it just seems so unnatural. After chatting it up with some of the western staff they do their best to convince you that there are no drugs involved and that the only reason the tigers are so tame is because they spend their whole lives around people. At night when they feed it is very dangerous, and they have to be caged. Tigers by nature are nocturnal animals, and I can say that from my experiences in the African savannah from seeing truly wild big cats (Lions, cheetahs, leopards, etc. ) that they really just sleep all day, but even then you cannot predict their behavior, and they still will eat your fucking face off if they feel like it.

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I wasnt much of a cat man up untill a couple of months ago, but how could you deny that face???

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Oh shit!!! I killed the tiger!!! Oh wait, its just on elephant tranqs....

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This one was a freakin animal. He was probably at least 7 or 8 feet long, and nothing but solid muscle.

From Katchanaburi we headed back to Bangkok where I had to take care of some administrative type stuff, and then we headed out to Cambodia. The bus ride from Bangkok to Siem Riep is about 12 hours, and isn’t too bad, but the border is quite shitty. Poypet has a reputation for being a real shithole, and it certainly lived up to its reputation. The most interesting thing about this travel was to see the difference from the Thai side to the Cambodian side. The difference is immediate.

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Cambodia is poor, disorganized, chaotic, a bit more dangerous, and the people have a different philosophy than Thais. Their country has been ravaged for the past 30 years, and for only the past 8 or so years have had their borders opened for what I would consider mass tourism (pretty sure you wouldn’t though). The people have done their best to forget the horrors of the past, and are moving on in search of a better life. There are no real jobs in Cambodia, and it’s a real hard life. There are a lot of beggars everywhere (mostly victims of landmines), and the people are really pushy to beg or sell you anything you can imagine. The countryside is unspoiled, and it was a good experience for me to get back into a shithole. When I went from spending one month in Nepal, to Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia it was a surreal experience to be back in civilization with clean streets, ATMs, starbucks, a postal system, safe roads, traffic lights, etc. and I never got back into the filth, grime, and poverty of Asia until Cambodia.

To go quickly into the history of Cambodia, it has been historically the center of the Khmer empire. It is most famous for its massive temples, most notably Angkor Wat which is so important to the nation that it is the centerpiece of the Cambodian flag. As a part of Indochina (the French colonies of Cambodia, Lao, and Vietnam) there is a definite French influence, and a majority of all street signs, restaurant signage, etc is in Khmer (language) as well as French. Baguettes can be found nearly everywhere, and French pastries are sold by just about everybody and their mother on the street.

The most important piece of recent Cambodian history is the reign of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge which left the country in shambles, and over 2 million Cambodians dead. I will go into depth on this in the next entry when I talk about S-21 and the killing fields.

The general name Angkor Wat is loosely used for all the different temples in the Angkor Wat complex, but really Angkor Wat itself is only one of a series of about 40 or so temples with a 10km radius of Siem Riep. The major sights are Angkor Wat, Hit Ta Prohm, and Angkor Thom which inside is Bayon. It’s a pretty big area that can be covered in anywhere from one day to an entire week, and is best covered by bicycle or tuk-tuk. You can hire a tuk-tuk for $10 a day and the driver will drop you off and wait for you as you cover the temple, and then you move onto the next one. Its makes for a real nonchalant day, and is a lot easier in the heat than peddling the distance.

Angkor Thom – This is a major complex surrounded by a huge moat that has a lot of cool sights. First head to Bayon, then check out the Terrace of Elephants, and the rest of the lot.

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Kylie at terrace of elephants

Bayon – 216 faces like this in one of the highlights of any tour of Angkor Wat

Angkor Wat – Built in the 1100s, this is the largest religious building in the world, UNESCO site, and is simply amazing.
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Shoutouts…

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I really like this one

Hit Ta Prohm
– This place is crazy. Its filled with trees that have engulfed the temple and have become one with the stone structure. The archaeologists like it because of the cycle of life it represents as man conquered nature to create, and nature conquered humans to destroy. Countless movies have been filmed here including Tomb Raider because of how awesome it is.

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Band of dudes who are landmine victims. All are missing limbs or eyes. My favorite is the guy who plays the leaf. No, that’s not the name of a fancy shmancy instrument. Its just a damn leaf from a plant.

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At sunset you go up to the top of this one temple which has a pretty good view, but the steps up are so steep and narrow, you have to use your arms and legs. Some people who were out of shape struggled.

After hitting up all the temples, we were wore out so we went to an all you can eat buffet and pigged out for the only meal of the day and enjoyed a Cambodian traditional dance show. The dancing is only partially accurate, and is mostly for tourists, but is still cool to see.
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That’s all for now. Don’t give up hope on me just yet. I have a couple more entries to go before I finally get my bearings in life and finally figure out what I want to do. Till then, cheers!

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Damn this place is coo tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-11-24:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=25&entryid=137765 2008-11-25T15:25:49Z 2008-11-25T06:35:50Z Alright, so its almost been 6 months of traveling, and Im still here!!! The blog has over 7,500 hits! Ive really got something to party about... I never mentioned it, but something like 17 years ago (damn Im getting old!!!) I visited Thailand with the fam. This is why I took a sissy picture with Johan below, so relax. So, from Krabi: Went from Ko Samui to Ko Tao Hung out in Ko Tao for awhile Went from Ko Tao to Bangkok Ko Tao is absolutely ... Alright, so its almost been 6 months of traveling, and Im still here!!!

The blog has over 7,500 hits! Ive really got something to party about...

I never mentioned it, but something like 17 years ago (damn Im getting old!!!) I visited Thailand with the fam. This is why I took a sissy picture with Johan below, so relax.
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So, from Krabi:

Went from Ko Samui to Ko Tao
Hung out in Ko Tao for awhile
Went from Ko Tao to Bangkok

Ko Tao is absolutely amazing if you are coming from Ko Samui. Its a totally different vibe which is amazing. Its low key, but has a cool bar scene for those who take their partying serious. When we first got there we went out for a night, then started diving. Apparently Ko Tao has the highest number of divers that are certified by PADI than anywhere else in the world. Something like 5% of all divers worldwide get certified in Ko Tao. This means that some of the dive sites can get crowded, but its an ocean out there and giving a friendly wave and passing a couple of fellow divers has never been considered such a bad situation in my book.

I had done something like 12 dives up until this point, so I went for my Advanced Open Water, which involved 5 dives which were all unique on their own. The purpose of the advanced class is to make someone a better diver. There are 2 mandatory and 3 elective modules that you do for this. The mandatory skills are night diving and navigation. The electives that I chose are: PPB (buoyancy control), a dive where you hone skills in recognizing fish, corals, and invertebrates, and a deep dive (18 - 30 meters).

There are other ones for underwater photography, a session just on fish identification, boat diving, etc... They are all found at PADI.com. I didnt get nitrogen narcosis on the deep dive (23 meters max depth), but it was cool. Nitrogen narcosis is something divers think is cool, but its basically when your body reacts to the pressure by acting drunk. Its like the adrenaline, or high that they get similar to skydivers, or any dangerous and thrilling hobby.

If you have never dived, a lot of this may not make sense - so get out there and dive!!! Ko Tao also has pretty cheap rates, and when you consider that you get free accommodation when you or a friend book a dive course, you can see why its so popular. There is also a good set of bars there. You've got Lotus bar, where they have fire dancers with some being as young as 6, Choppers which always has an English Premier League match playing and has really awesome food, and then for late night beats head down to the bar at Banz dive center which keeps it thumpin till 5:30 or so and makes for an interesting next day when you have to go diving early. I wouldn't know anything about that, but so I hear...

Pics we (me + Elina) took during our dives:
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Our instructor, Charlotte is directly related to Gene Simmons

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Getting ready to get off this damn seasick boat!

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I will spare all the details about the diving, but it was pretty sweet. I was taking the course with a Dutch girl, who hadnt dived in a long time and our instructor, Charlotte was a real tighfist so she didnt have mutch patience with the Dutchie. It rained for 6 full days on Ko Tao, and one night the rain was so hard that on the way back from the bar at half four, I had to put my wallet in my mouth and hold the umbrella with two hands because the water was above my waist. Just about every day we went out for a dive the boat would hit 2+ meter waves which made a lot of people sick. It was then that I learned I wasnt invincible to sea sickness. I never actually got sick, but when its rocking and a rollin and you see other people get sick around you the natural reaction is to feel a bit sick yourself. When me and Johan eventually left Ko Tao the high speed catamaran ferry was getting tossed so much, nearly 70% of the boat got sick and these Thai dudes just went up and down the aisles passing out and picking up bags of puke. Man, and you thought you had a shitty job!!!

After Ko Tao I was supposed to go to Ko Phangan for the full moon party on the 12th, but because of all the flooding in Ko Samui I figured it would get rained out. Turns out it didnt!!! Nobody knows why the full moon party exists, but around the world it is known as one of the crazier party's out there in existence (and I missed it!). Oh well, looks like I will have to come back to Thailand. Its weird, but a lot of the travellers I have met here, and especially those in Bangkok seem to have been here at least a half a dozen times.

From Ko Tao, the ferry takes you to Champorn where you catch the 9 hour bus to Bangkok. Me and Johan posted up near Khoa San Road, which apparently is pretty famous in England. The road is about two city blocks long, and is packed to the gills with filth and booze. Anything is possible on Khoa San Road. They have bars on the street which are just a small cabinet filled with liquor, and stools so you can buy a drink and just sit down. The area is well trodded by the backpacker crowd, so this is a pretty popular option as opposed to paying more at the actual bars. The cheapest and best way to party there is just to walk up and down the street and go from 7-11 to 7-11 buying beers and drinking them on the street. They sell everything there - booze, cigarettes, patches of all the countries you have traveled to (popular with backpackers), tshirts, wallets, necklaces, tattoos, giant sized zippos bigger than your head, cigarette dispensers, prostitutes, 6 year old girls that sell flowers and bet you in thumb war and rock paper scissors all night long, fake ids, fake diplomas, ping pong shows, piercings, and a partridge in a pear tree... One of my nights as a resident on Khoa San I had the pleasure of witnessing a ping pong show, and I will not elaborate here as to exactly what went down but I will say that they are interesting. There are tons of mafia hawkers who smack their lips as you walk by on Khoa San which is almost the code word telling you he can take you to a ping pong show.

In Bangkok I rode a tuk-tuk, which is the standard touristy thing to do. Tuk-tuks arent for Thais because they are all mafia owned and are a huge ripoff if you ever decide to hire one. They have so many scams, that if you go for a ride it would only be 10 baht ($.2) for three hours of sightseeing, but then they hit you with the gem scam, or take you to a silk, suit, or other factory "only to look", and it wastes plenty of time and money. Me and Johan never fell for it, but they have slick talking non-Thais approach you and tell you they are a teacher or something like that and ask if you need any help. Then they try and give you good advice and tell you that all the temples or whatever you are looking for is closed today and that you need to go to these other ones that are farther away, but that if he helps you that you can get a good rate with a taxi and then next thing you know - boomshakalaka, your toast bud!

In Bangkok I pretty much partied for a bunch of days and met a lot of great people. Since Bangkok is the transit hub of SE asia you get all sorts of characters here that are staying from one day to years. Bangkok also has a really high concentration of sex tourists as well as expats who fancy Thai women. You will see heaps of white men everywhere, and if you approach them and they are married 99 times out of ten they have a Thai wife, and decided to leave their country and make a life new here.

On the third day that we were in town, there was a massive ceremony for the Kings sister. Thailand has a king and queen which are held in the utmost regard. Everywhere you go you will find "long live the king" plastered up, along with pictures of the man with his wife. Nearly every street has a store where you can buy king paraphernalia (posters, paintings, flags, etc.). At 7-11s you can buy wristbands similar to the livestrong ones that supposedly give long life to the king.

The royal family is held in such high regard that when the Kings sister died earlier this year it was decided that they would wait to hold the funeral processions untill a massive temple would be erected. Well, that they did. A 10 acre park was entirely covered in flowers, temporary buildings that held exhibits on the woman, and about 500,000 people showed up to mourn the countries loss. For the most part all of Thailand shut down for three days, and transportation went to a screeching halt. All the TV channels showed the processions, and all streets within a 10 block radius were shut down. Every soldier in Thailand must have put on their dress uniforms, and performed in a parade. It was quite elaborate. It was a pretty massive event, with free food given out at dinner time, and a certain flower with a pungent odor given out in the early morning to keep people awake if they chose.

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Temple for the Kings sister. She actually died in January, but it took untill November to complete the building that you see, which holds her cremated remains.

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Just to prove that I was there...

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Sooo many people paying their respects. It was a sea of black.

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View from afar

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There is no doubt that the Thai mafia are strong. They definitely control almost every aspect of life here in Bangkok. The beggars are owned by the mafia, similar to a pimp they have to hand over all their earnings and are in turn given a small "salary" for their efforts. There are fake monks which go around begging, and these as well are owned by the mafia. Public transportation covers a majority of the city, especially with the introduction of BTS skytrain (like a Tram), but none of it reaches out to Khoa San road or the vicinity. This forces tourists to use taxis and tuk-tuks that are owned by the mafia. All the taxis here in Bangkok have meters, but mafia taxis arent allowed to use them. A normal everyday tourist may not notice all these aspects of control, but if you stay here long enough you see how even your life is controlled by the mafia.

So the main highlights of Bangkok are:
1) Temples - there are tons and tons of temples. Get yourself a good map, and just walk it out between the major ones: emerald buddha, marble buddha, standing buddha, gold buddha, and reclining budda. There are many more, but these are the highlights

Wat Intrararam-

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45 meters high - snap, this thing is tall! For good luck you can release birds from a cage at its base for $2, and you can sign roof tiles that will adorn any one of a number of new temples going up across the city.

Wat Arun -

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Outside of Wat Arun

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cool statue

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We saw these queer sailors and they really wanted to take a picture with us, so we let them come over and they were really into it! So much so that this one dude felt obliged to give me a hug around the waist...

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Before

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Temple outside of Wat Arun

Wat Po -
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Stone man at Wat Po

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The architecture at Wat Po is amazing

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Cool war guy at Wat Po

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People praying to Buddha

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Head of reclining buddha. 46 meters high x 15 meters tall - this guy is fucillo huge!!!

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Long ways

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Close up of hair

Wat Sakrit & Golden Mountain -

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Temple just next to golden mountain. I think Wat Sakrit...

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Ceremony for a man to convert to being a monk at Wat Sakrit

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This is the most touristic thing ever, but I like how this pic turned out

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Cool buddha at golden mountain]

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Closeup of golden monk

Wat Traimit -
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Golden Buddha. It was originally covered in stucco, untill 50 years ago they went to move it and the stucco came off. It is solid gold, weighing something like 2.3 tons and was covered to prevent its theft from invaders.

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Nothing to do with anything, but RB - this one's for you!

2) Take a trip down Khoa San road and revel in the mayhem at the heart of SE asia

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Farewell pic. Go AFA!!!

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Gavin, Johan, Me - Khoa San rd. crew

3) The Damnoen Saduak floating market.
There is a market two hours from Bangkok that requires you to get in a boat, and float down the river to visit all the areas of the market. There are stores that line the waterway, and if you are interested in any of their products they hook you in, and then the bartering begins. A lot of the products can be found in Bangkok, and they are similar from shop to shop, but the experience is more the draw than what you can purchase. There are many boats that linger around that sell anything and everything. You can find the hat boat, the banana boat, the fruit boat, the boat with drinks, the boat making pancakes, the boat making kabobs, you name it they have it. If you can do it on land they can do it sitting down at the convenience of their own little boat.

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Souveneir boat

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Restaurant boats

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Lemon boat

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I own this. When you put it under hot water it pees! A must have!!!

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17 years ago when I was in Thailand I went to the cobra show, and it was cool. Unfortunately I didnt have enough cash or patience to see it this time.

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Cool temple after floating market

4) The bridge on the River Kwai. I have not done this yet, so I cant say for sure what it is like but apparently there is a stretch of railroad track that was built to link Bhurma with Bangkok and the area was so treacherous that 100k prisoners of war during WWII died trying to assemble that area. More on this in the next post.
5) The tourist thing to do is to take a tuk-tuk. Never do this. Its entirely a scam that is too lengthy to spell out here. It involves silk, gems, suits, and petrol.

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Inside of a tuk-tuk. These things suck, and their drivers are even worse.

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But me and Johan are Bangkok vets, so we can still smile about it.
6) Chatuchak Weekend Market. This place is cool, and has cockfights...

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Making tea at Chatuchak (known as JJ by expats). This guy is really famous in Thailand, and for $.75 you can get an ice cold tea that has defied gravity over a dozen times. At JJ they have cockfights, and all this other craziness. You can find anything there, all you have to do is look.

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Thailand - more like ladyboyland tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-11-11:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=24&entryid=136224 2008-11-11T11:09:20Z 2008-11-11T11:09:20Z So I think where I left off was Langkawi, Malaysia. From there till now: 1) Headed from Langkawi to Phuket 2) From Phuket to Ko Phi Phi and around 3) Ko Phi Phi to Krabi 4) Krabi to Ko Samui Phuket - Phuket is the southernmost city on a small ithmus on the west coast of Thailand. Its pretty well known for having great beaches, and being the tourist center of southern Thailand. I traveled from Langkawi to Phuket with by British friends Tim and Gareth, ... So I think where I left off was Langkawi, Malaysia. From there till now:

1) Headed from Langkawi to Phuket
2) From Phuket to Ko Phi Phi and around
3) Ko Phi Phi to Krabi
4) Krabi to Ko Samui

Phuket -

Phuket is the southernmost city on a small ithmus on the west coast of Thailand. Its pretty well known for having great beaches, and being the tourist center of southern Thailand. I traveled from Langkawi to Phuket with by British friends Tim and Gareth, and my Belgian buddy Johan. We got settled in a clean hostel with aircon (woohoo!!!) which was a relief from the fleabag spot we were at in Langkawi.

When we got to Phuket we did a little exploring and then went out to a bar. For some reason its cheaper to get bottles of Johnny Walker in the bars than it is to buy a round of beers, so its not uncommon for a table to have two or three bottles at a table like they are VIP, but are really the budget drinkers. The four musketeers (Tim, Gareth, Johan, and me) got a bit pissed, and around two we split up. Johan and Gareth went home, and me and Tim went out to another bar.

At the second bar we made friends who drove us on their motorbikes to another bar. It was there that we had our introduction to ladyboys. Me and Tim made a run to the lou, and there was a smoking hot chick standing up peeing at the urinal next to us. It kind of took us aside, but on closer inspection the adams apple was sticking out clear as a bell. The damn ladyboy was pestering us too to check out our junks, which was super weird too. We were pissed so we made friends with him and then partied with his friends. Some were hideous, and looked like a man with a wig and lipstick wide shoulders and narrow hips, and some were so hot there was no way you could tell it was a man unless you put your finger on their adams apples.

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Tim and his future wife

I dont really have the skinny on exactly why Thailand has more ladyboys per capita than other countries, but I can say that for those who feel they need to make it happen its a hard and dangerous life for them. The average life expectancy of a ladyboy is 35. The hormones that they take are incredibly hard on the system, and eventually lead to heart failure. To be one of the better ladyboys, they have to pluck their facial hair for about a half an hour ever day, take an insane amount of hormones, and fork out 60,000 baht for a rack of boobies, and 250,000 baht to get their junk tucked. This is all coming from a woman I met on the ferry who had a lot of friends who have gone through it so it may not be 100% accurate, but its as good as any other information I could get my hands on.

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Since they dont eat, the price is between a woman and a man

We danced with the ladyboys and were taking funny pictures with them, and were dancing with our buddies, but around 4 we headed out. Im not sure exactly what we did wrong, but after heading a meter out of the bar some dude came out of nowhere and smashed a bottle of johnny walker on my dome piece, and started hitting me and Tim. We boogied out of there, and I have had bottles smashed on my head before so it wasnt all that traumatic, but we weren't taking any chances of those guys finding us again so we must have ran into the next town. Some of them even tried to find us on motorbikes, but we used our ninja tactics to lose them. Our buddies from earlier on in the night came and got us and were so disappointed in their countrymen and were super nice. I think it was just because we were the only westerners there and were making so many friends and maybe some of the Thais got jealous. Whatever it was, we were able to laugh about it all the next day, and now in perspective id say that it almost made the night better.

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Legitamate friends who helped us, and drove us around on their motorbikes, and drank with us

Phuket has a reputation for being a bad bad place, and it definitely lived up to its reputation....

The next day the four of us headed out to one of the beaches, and it was really nice. About 15 minutes outside of Phuket are some really cool beaches, and we just laid out and didn't do anything all day. That night we watched stepbrothers, the new Will Farrell movie. Its really funny. Just about on every corner in Asia is a counterfeit DVD store for cheap. You can get anything, even movies that have just made the theaters. I don't know how they do it, but they also have games for Xbox.

After Phuket we headed to Ko Phi Phi, which is just south of Phuket. Phi Phi is super beautiful, and after being wiped out in the 2004 tsunami, the whole island has been rebuilt giving it a fresh feeling. The habitable part of the island is really just a small stretch that is flanked on both sides by huge limestone cliffs covered in forestry. The beaches there are absolutely picture perfect, and the bar scene is amazing. The primary reason to go to phi phi is to party, and if you go there its pretty much impossible to take it easy. The Rock Backpackers, where we all stayed at is a damn mess. I really dont need to go into any details of what went down, but I will say that of all the places I have been and all the parties that Ko Phi Phi is definitely world class in terms of partying.

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Overlook of Phi Phi at sunset

The bars are amazing. After the first night we set our nightly routine which started by sippin a few beers at the hostel while getting ready, then going to reggae bar, and then finishing the night off at Apache bar. Reggae bar is so effin cool. They have a huge boxing ring in the middle, and are probably the most well known spot in Thailand for buckets. Thats buckets of booze - not like a sandcastle bucket. What they do is take a small bucket and make a huge drink in it and add a shit load of ice. Its like having 4 or 5 spirits in one portable container. For Bighamtonites, it would be like putting a scorpion bowl (plus red bull) in a bucket. Oh yeah, and to boot - its buy one get one free at Reggae bar. Oh yeah, and when the clock strikes midnight you go upstairs to the dance club for free shots and buckets. Like I said before - the place is a real shit show. They have muay thai boxing in the ring for everyone to watch, and if tourists are up for it they can fight other tourists with pads and gloves on. I have seen some westerners get the shit beat out of them, and all for a free bucket of booze - fools. Oh yeah, and in between the pro Thai guys fighting eachother and the westerners they have 6 year olds fight each other. Its so cute, and they have a 6 year old referee. Since they are so young, they are really uncoordinated and basically punch untill they fall over or spin around and then fall over.

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Muay Thai, intoxicated, in front of a huge crowd is the best idea for a bar. Why didnt I think of that?

Apache is just a cool bar thats on the beach with really good DJs. Usually you are so smashed when you get there that dancing untill 6AM becomes the regular. Oh yeah, and it was at Phi Phi that I really got to be intimate with all the energy drinks of Thailand. For some reason red bull has become synonymous with Thailand, but im not really sure why. There is red bull, shark, green buffalo, M-150, and about a million other ones. They come in small medicine bottles which makes it a little weird, but man are they strong. If you have two M-150s your heart goes out of control, and you wont be able to properly sleep for two days. Rumor is that there is amphetamines in it, but nobody knows for sure.

For Gareths birthday same day as halloween, we got all dressed up and had an amazing time. Tim, Johan, and Gareth were 80s exercize guys and I was captain america. I had a bandana with a huge eagle on it labeled "eagle", a speedo over my shorts (in proper superhero fashion), a wife beater with "OBAMA 08" on the back, and these slitted American flag glasses. All the crew from our hostel got tattooed up with rave paint, and we were like a pack of wolves. It was hillarious. When we hit the bars about 30 deep, people wanted to join the Rock Crew, but "access denied" with a giant thumbs down was our response.

I also got a Thai massage at Phi Phi, which was cool but I have always been a little uncomfortable with people giving me massages or touching me so I was a little on edge.

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Found this at a piercing studio in Phi Phi. God this is hideous, but is a fine example of what Blakey Holmse's kid is going to look like.

The other cool spot at Ko Phi Phi is Phi Phi Lay, which is a small island just to the south. The island is quite picturesque, and is most famous for being the inspiration for the movie The Beach. The funny part is that it couldnt be further from isolation. All you have to do is hire a longtail boat from Phi Phi for about $4 to take you over for the day, but nonetheless is cool. There is no development that has happened there, and apart from a few walking trails the island is deserted. There are no gonja fields like in the movie, and the actual areas of land that dont make up the limestone cliffs is quite small.

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Me, Tim, and Gaz at the beach from "The Beach"

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Inlet on one side of Phi Phi lae

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Monkey beach. At least a half a dozen people a year get rabies here from the monkeys. Fools...

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Cruising around, just before Mayra Bay

In Phi Phi I went for two dives which was quite nice. Thailand is right up there with the big boys in terms of world class diving. With good weather, and plenty of sunshine water temperatures of 30-32C and visibility of 20 meters is not unusual. I had a great time, and going with Johan and Gareth made the experience even better. The highlight was spotting a giant octopus just hanging out in one of the reefs. I already have my PADI open water certificate, and my buddies didnt so our max depth was only around 18 meters, but it still was good. As I am writing this in Ko Tao I am in the process of taking my Advanced open water, which brings me one step closer to getting my divemaster.

From Phi Phi I went with Johan to Krabi, which is a coastal town just south of Phi Phi. The whole point of going there was just for rock climbing. The rock climbing at Railey Beach (just next door) is supposed to be some of the best in the world. They have bolts in the rockface, and for about $30 you can have a full day session with a guide. All the climbs are on the limestone cliffs that flank the beaches. When you are up there, if you have a second or two to catch your breath and look around, the views are absolutely amazing.

We started on some fairly easy ones (class 5+ with 8D being the highest), but even after just doing one or two 15 meter climbs the forearms and shoulders nearly give out. Its easy to get stuck and just not be able to keep going no matter how hard you try. I really have a new found respect for rock climbers, because it is really - and I mean really hard work. Even the ones that I call fairly easy are damn near impossible, but were nothing compared to what we did in the afternoon. In the afternoon we went climbing through a cave - without a torch for some reason. It was pitch black in the cave, and we had to ascend about 100 meters in pitch black to come out at an opening on the other side. We then abseiled (basically rappelling) down, and then started the afternoon climbs which were all rated at 6A difficulty. You really had to be spider man to make it to the top of one of those climbs. The guides would help you choose your route, but even then you still would get stuck being like "dude, there is no possible way to go up any farther" at which point they would tell you to reach your hand about 5 meters above your head and stick your thumb in a 1 cm hole, and then put your right foot above your head (a bit of exageration), but it was totally ridiculous. There was one brit in the group who was able to get one of the routes, but his buddy got stuck at this area where you could use your legs to do a split in a .5 meter cave, and then there was a huge overhang that you had to jump up and pull yourself up with all your upper body strength. The second brit got stuck and his muscles froze, and when I went I knew I had to make it up. I yelled, and grunted, and gave it all that I had and on about the 7th try I got it. I was so proud!!!

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Johan on the last climb of the day. Fuck this was hard...

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Me, Johan, and Bus - our guide

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View of the beach looking out of the cave that we climbed through. From here you abseiled down to start the afternoon climbs.

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Again

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Fav pic of Railey Beach

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Me on the first climb of the day. This one was duck sauce compared to the others.

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Another pic of Railey.

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Johan at about halfway up the warm up climb.

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Other people on 30m climb

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30m climb

The next day me and Johan went around on motorbikes, and we started off going to the National Park. We started a 3 hour trek through the jungle to a waterfall, when about 20 minutes in we saw a huge monkey (or maybe baboon) in the distance attack another one, and I think he killed him. This was all going on right next to us, and there was all sorts of creepy jungle animals that we were sure were going to come out and eat us. So, about 2 hours into the trek my damn flip flop shit the bed, and I had to walk out with one bare foot. I got those sandals at Ron Johns Surf Shop at Cocoa Beach, FL on spring break in 2004 with Peter D. and Jeff K. Those sandals were close to my heart, and I almost shed a tear when I broke them. On the way out was a cool waterfall, and we sat around and took a dip in one of the pools overlooking the jungle.

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After about an hour of walking with only one flip flop on jagged rocks, we got to this waterfall which was nice. Never go on a trek in the jungle with flip flops.

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Johan on the upper waterfall

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Cool temple on the way back from the national park to Krabi

At night in Krabi there was a festival with all sorts of good food, and weird things for sale. It was good fun.

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Bug man = Jims Busy Bee of Thailand

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Closeup

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Started off with the worms. Not bad, but were a tad overcooked

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This thing was definately the nastiest. I had the fried version as well, but this thing was just vile. When you bit into it, it exploded in your mouth with some nasty goo stuff. Just the sight of them is nasty.

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The fried version which was much tastier

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And then the grand finale...... GIANT CRICKET!!! The head was for some reason hollow, and came off before I even bit into it. It was crunchy, and with a little lime was quite good.

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Oh yeah, and then the dried squid. For 10 baht (.25 cents) you get 4 or 5 on a stick. They are quite chewy, so the guy runs them through this roller thing to soften them up. With a little lime and some chili sauce they are quite good, although La Parm calamari still reigns champ.

From Krabi we headed off to Ko Samui which is alright at best. If your going to the east coast, id suggest skipping this island in favor of Ko Tao or Ko Phangan. Ko Samui is filled with agressive hawkers, and package tourists which the combination of the two make it a real turn off. Everything is expensive, but for some reason me and Johan were able to score some accomodation with aircon and really clean beds which was nice, so we ended up staying a bit longer than we probably should have. Oh yeah, and Ko Samui is really skeezy. Throughout Thailand you will find proper massage parlors with women who have perfected the drawn out "massssssssaaaaaaaggggggggeeeeeeeeee", and are totally legit. Ko Samui is the type of place where old men go to the massage parlors that have bars inside, and pink lights on. During the day you can see balding dudes toting their young "girlfriends" all around the place and taking them out to eat. There was no love lost once we left that place. Id have to say the best part about Ko Samui was that me and Johan were able to be reunited with Tim and Gareth. At Samui Tim's sister Lauren met up with them after flying from London. Shes a pisshead like the lot of us, so we had a great time going out.

Thailand is nuts. There are ladyboys, super strong energy drinks, booze in buckets, hookers everywhere. I have to say that this place has a super good party scene. After going out night after night it wears on you, but for sure Thailand, and especially the southern islands should be on everyones to do list. Coming from Nepal - Malaysia, Thailand, and for sure Singapore are all in my eyes first world countries. Getting around is a breeze, its not dangerous, and you have all the modern conveniences at a fingers reach (toilet paper, good coffee, air conditioning, tv, etc...). Join the bandwagon - visit Thailand. The rest of the world is jumping on, and you wont be dissapointed.

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This is starting to get weird. tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-10-26:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=23&entryid=134217 2008-10-28T17:06:25Z 2008-10-28T16:53:59Z So I think I left off after the trek in the Himilaya. Real quickly, from there: - I went to Pokhara (still in Nepal) for a couple of days to unwind, kick back and relax. - Got my ass back to Kathmandu, and headed out. I took a flight from Kathmandu to Bangkok, then another to Singapore, slept for two hours and then got on a train for Kuala Lumpur - In Kuala Lumpur (KL for short) I went to the penultimate ... So I think I left off after the trek in the Himilaya. Real quickly, from there:

- I went to Pokhara (still in Nepal) for a couple of days to unwind, kick back and relax.
- Got my ass back to Kathmandu, and headed out. I took a flight from Kathmandu to Bangkok, then another to Singapore, slept for two hours and then got on a train for Kuala Lumpur
- In Kuala Lumpur (KL for short) I went to the penultimate (second to the last, in case you were wondering what that meens) round of the 2008 MotoGP season at Sepang International Circuit (SIC)
- I spent a couple of days staying with this dude I met on the street, Ridz, and then hung around Chinatown, KL.
- Took the bus from KL to Palau Penang staying at this ladies house who was sitting next to me on the bus. I dont think her boyfriend likes me very much, and im pretty sure he wanted some alone time with her for a quick shag so I wrote most of this while waiting to go back.
- Partied in Penang, and then headed to Palau Langkawi
- Im heading off tomorrow for a ferry to Thailand, and then a bus up to Phuket/Ko Phi Phi

I forgot these pics last time...

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Me at the base of Kalaa Pattar.

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Me on the top of Kalaa Pattar (5,600 meters/18,600 feet). On the right is Pumo Ri. There was a Spanish couple there who were super sad, and I asked why. It turns out it was because they had 5 friends die in an avalanche there last year.

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I finally managed a mustache. I like to call this one (thanks D) terminator meets CHIPS.

Pokhara -

This sweet ass town is about an 8 hour drive to the west of Kathmandu. You can take a chicken bus (local transport) which takes like 13 hours and costs like $1.50, or cough up the wopping $5 to ride the luxury coach (one step up from the rat and roach infested busses I had in Africa, so not really so luxury - but transport nonetheless). The ride out to Pokhara, or any transport in Nepal is pretty much life threatening. As you are driving along, you are hugging the mountainside with 400 meter cliffs and no railings (not even the dangerous part - lol). The dangerous part is their driving style. When you are going along you will see wrecks, of the likes you have never seen before. Huge trucks, upside down, and twisted in half, busses with all their windows shattered out and crumpled like an accordian - its crazy.

When you get to Pokhara, the main area is Lakeside. Lakeside quite obviously hugs the lake, and is filled with restaurants, cheap hotels and guesthouses, barber shops, internet cafes, bicycle rental places, and souveneir shops.

I dont really get the barber shop thing. There has to be more barber shops in Pokhara per capita than anywhere in the world. Quite literally every third shop is a massage parlor/barber shop. I couldnt even conjure up that in the highest of high seasons that there is enough work for all those barbers. They are all men, and they stand in the opening of their shops, doing their best to get your attention, offering massages. Now I dont know what kind of readers are out there, but Im not particular on getting a massage from anyone, let alone a man, but I guess some people sign up. Pokhara is the starting point (and usually ending point) for people starting the Anapurna Trek (number two in Nepal to Everest Base Camp), and people come off the hills a bit rough - so some people just go straight for a trim and a massage, but sure as hell there cant be enough trekkers for all those barber shops.

So I hung out my first day there, just checking the place out. I went over by the lake and found these guys, who later became my good friends. The leader of their pack, who went by the name Earthquake (born during one) was a bit witty and wanted to learn from my western ways. Man, do I really hate westernizing people, so after playing along for a little time I commandeered the subject away from the ways of the west. Anyways, these guys and I stole a canoe (haha - they promised me that it was ok, but I really knew that we were stealing it; rather borrowing it) and we went out on the lake. We went to this island and walked about 1km through this leech infested water to a waterfall, and then after we went to another island that had a very famous Hindu temple.

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Reflection on Lake Fewa

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Looking out over Lake Fewa

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This is one of the boats we stole!

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Israeli hostel/bed chabad on the lake. Man, those guys really do manage pretty well. For such a small country, they are everywhere.

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Me and my new buddies at the waterfall on the island. Earthquake is the guy in the middle. Hes putting his hands together which is the custome when someone says hello in Nepal (Namaste).

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I gave him my camera, and he took this ultra cool picture of me.

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My new buds

We then went and had some drinks at some super cheap hole in the wall place and then split up. Earthquake had to go home to eat Dahl Bhat or his mom would get angry at him so I went and had dinner at his place. His dad (name is House) is a bit of a kook, so I hung out for a lil while with his mom and then boogied out.

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Me with Earthquakes mom. She was hillarious.

The next day was productive. I rented a bicycle and went all around. Highlights were the Gurkha and mountaineering museam. The Gurkhas are world renound as some of the worlds toughest soldiers. Nepali by birth and culture, they are recruited every year by the British army and form six brigades. The motivation is that back home in Nepal a soldier could expect to earn around 10 British sterling a month. In the British Army this salary jumps to nearly 1500 quid a month, so every year hundreds of young men flock from every corner of the mountains to try out for selection. Their selection process is rigorous, and just to give you an idea - the first event requires them to carry a 25kg rock in a wicker basket running uphill for 5k (and thats just the start of it). If you have heard the name Gurkha before, but are not sure where, its probably because most recently there has been a lot of controversy over them. In 1997, with the end of British ruling in Hong Kong the main base of the Gurkhas was moved out and all soldiers that served from that point on were given the same pensions as their British counterparts. Additionally, after 5 years experience they were able to move out into regular British units. Those who served prior to 1997 were given the royal shaft. For all their hard work, tenacity, and service, if they did not meet the stringent requirements they were not given a pension, and those who did not have citizenship at the time of the signing of the legislation would not be able to file or get it at all. War heroes, who fought for the UK would not even be allowed to be considered a citizen. How sad. The Gurkhas are well known for their tenacity under fire, ability to handle stress, and are extremely agressive in battle.

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Symbol of Gurkha regiment. The knives are called Kukhris and are very effective at hand to hand.

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I thought this was funny. "A gurkha using equipment that his father would not have understood"

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Pretty good moddo if I say so myself.

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This was a cool hindu temple that I went to that had and opening out that went behind a waterfall.

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The outlook through the cave into the backside of the waterfall. We all are adults. Norm, dont even think about making any wisecracks about what it looks like.

In Pokhara I also went to the mountaineering museam which highlighted the feats of all the great mountain climbers throughout the world. I was there that I realized I have to climb Mont Blanc in France, and Mt. Aconcagua in Argentina. Those are next.

I hung around Pokhara for a bit, then headed back to Kathmandu for a night, then the long haul to make my way to the MotoGP race in Sepang. I had to take a flight from Kathmandu to Bangkok, then after a layover take another flight to Singapore. I crashed for about an hour or two and then took the train in the morning to Sepang International Circuit. I hustled hard from Nepal to the race, and went straight from the train station to the race track with all my bags. I looked pretty retarted, but I was really hustling to make qualifying practice on saturday. It turns out I was like a half an hour too late but nonetheless.

Anyways, after the first day at the track I headed back to Kuala Lumpur (the city closest to Sepang circuit). Being so exhausted from traveling from Nepal I couldnt work the ticket machine for the subway, and I told this guy that I didnt understand and then he made fun of me because it was in english - there should be no reason for not understanding. We chatted for a minute and I asked to stay at his house and he agreed, but only on one condition - that we would have to cook togethere some Malaysian food (score!).

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Petronas towers are the most significant land mark of KL.

I dont think that I have properly described anything about MotoGP in any of these posts, despite ranting about the details of it week after week. MotoGP is the class of international motorcycle riders that are the best in the world. There are roughly 20 riders in the MotoGP class, and race at roughly 17 circuits that are dispersed throughout the world. Younger, and less experienced riders race in the lower classes (125 and 250cc two strokes) untill they either fail to suceed, break their bodies, or move up to MotoGP.

A MotoGP motorcycle is nothing like what you can buy off the street. They are purebreed racemachines that are one off million dollar prototypes. They weigh 326 pounds and have four stroke 800cc engines that produce something like 220 horsepower (the actual number is closely guarded by the bike manfacturers). The circuits that are raced at year after year are Qatar, Spain, Portugal, France, Italy, Catalunya, UK, Netherlands, Germany, USA, Czech, Misano, Japan, China, Australia, and Malaysia. The principal bike manufacturers are Honda, Ducati, Yamaha, Kawasaki, and Suzuki with most manufacturers operating a factory team of two riders, and another satelite team of two riders.

The races are short, at just around 45 minutes, which is the optimum length of time which it takes to empty a fuel tank and fry the tires of the bike. Going around a circuit at a maximum speed of 335 km/hr the tires take a real beating and are specifically designed for each circuit and each rider. The rules have changed slightly most recently, but the way that they used to do it was that the rider would test drive a few sets of tires on friday, and on saturday, and then on saturday the tire manufacturers would take their data and formulate a specific compound that would be made for a few sets of tires and those would be flown directly to the racetrack for the race on sunday. In addition to this specific diagnostic data is examined to determine at any given point and time nearly every aspect what the bike is doing. In short, its an extremely competitive sport from the rider as well as bikes perspective. There are huge stakes at risk (not only the lives of the riders, but also the ensuing bike sales that fluctuate with who is winning).

In the history of the sport, interestingly enough only one rider has died. Japanese rider Daijiro Kaito died from a brain stem fracture that occured from a crash at Suzuka racetrack (his home circuit). The bikes are pushed to the absolute limit (tires are on the verge of shredding to pieces, engines scream at 20,000 rpm are ready to blow if there is any flaw in their manufacturing, and the riders are utterly exhausted at the end of the race). Why am I explaining all this - because nobody back home knows about it. You go anywhere in the world and you will see the number 46 (Valentino Rossi) plastered all over everything and anything. The Doctor is about as well known as any other international athlete superstar (schumacher, jordan, woods, etc.), but nobody knows about him or the motorcycle racing at home. Even the American riders are not all that well known. The 2006 world champion, Nicky Hayden is more well known overseas then he is back home. With the winning of the championship, Dorna (the people who put it all together) thought that the sport would gain popularity back in the states, but im not convinced that it really happened. You wont ever see ESPN to talk about it, and speedvision sometimes doesnt even air the races.

If you really want to learn more, there are two great documentaries you can get on DVD that will explain it all. "Faster", although a few years old is narrated by Ewan McGregor gives a good overview of the sport. The Doctor, Tornado, and the Kentucky Kid gives some insight into the introduction of an American race (Laguna Seca) on the calendar. You should check them out.

I am pretty ignorant on most sports, but I really have a special place in my heart for MotoGP. The reason is that for me, I find it to be the ultimate test of who is the best. It is an individual sport (usually teamates are the most vicious of enemies) which requires man and machine to be stronger and better than the competition. The engineering aspect of it is really interesting, but when you couple that with the skill that is required of the rider it becomes an interesting mix. F1 is much more imbalanced to sucess depending on the car, and isnt as physical as twisting and turning and flicking a motorcycle down the track. F1 = duck sauce compared to MotoGP.

So, on race day I was able to get some good seats that were right above the start/finish line, and had some good chats with other fanatics while I was there. On race day the front row was Dani Pedrosa (Spain), Valentino Rossi (Italy), and the rookie Jorge Lorenzo (Spain). I was probably the only American there, so I was in full force in support of the US riders. I was yelling at them, rooting for them, and trying to convince the other fans of how good they were. The Aussies and the Brits all had huge flags and banners in support. I was well out numbered.

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Aussies were out in full force.

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Layout of track. I was sitting in the grandstands on the upper part of the sideways V.

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Then there was this guy doing stunts. Kind of cool, but I have seen better.

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same guy

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125cc starting grid

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Valentino Rossi's pit.

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Marco Simoncelli on his way back into the pits after victory as the 2008 250cc world champ!

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Front row of the MotoGP grid

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Everyone around me got a kick out of this one.

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The boys laying it down on turn 17.

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The tornado, Colin Edwards (US) smokin down the front stretch

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Jeremy Burgess giving his rider a hug. Hes a very famous man in racing, and has worked with Doohan and Rossi.

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Rossi giving his fan club a big wave in thanks of their support

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Final podium

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Champagne celebration on the podium

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Fuck the police!!! Even their scooters...

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Me with Denso girls. Theres like one million girls who just stand around and look pretty. Jolly good entertainment.

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I have never seen a Kawi looking so good.

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Ducati girl on 1098. This bike is like $25,000 which is huge for a streetbike.

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Final scoreboard

About halfway through the race, Valentino Rossi made the pass on Dani Pedrosa to take the lead and never looked back. His bridgestone tires took him on for the win 4 seconds (an eternity) ahead of Pedrosa. Rookie Andre Dovizioso (Dovi for short) went on to take the third spot on the podium, but not after having to fight off Hayden (US). It was so close, and I wanted Hayden on the podium so bad I was going nuts every time he would come by. All the people around me could see that I wanted him to get on the podium, and I was so excited that they started to get excited with me. I had these Japanese guys who couldnt speak english yelling at the top of their lungs in support of him, and we were jumping around and hugging eachother when he would make a pass. It was hillarous. Anyways, he just couldnt do it which was dissapointing but showed grace and later congradulated Dovi and commented on how good the fight was.

In the lower categories, I got to see the crowning of Marco Simoncelli as the 250cc world champion which was cool. He had a lot of fans there, including this group of like 15 Korean girls who were going even crazier than I was about Hayden. There was a shitload of Italian fans that flew there, and almost an equal amount of spanish fans which I thought was cool.

After the race I stayed in KL for a couple of days. The place is really cool. Coming from Nepal, it made me feel really weird to be back in civilization. The roads were paved, the place was clean, there was transport, there was cold drinks, etc. The subway system in KL is waaaaaay better than anything back home, and way cleaner. The petronas towers are by far the centerpiece of the city, and are really cool. The humungous tower in Dubai beat it as being the worlds tallest building, but nonetheless I think the petronas towers are the aesthetic champions.

From KL I took the bus to Palau Penang, which is an island in the North of Malaysia. On the bus I met Ling, who offered for me to stay at her house (Malays are so friendly). She gave me my own room, a set of keys, and cooked for me! Im not so convinced her boyfriend liked me, because he couldnt figure out why Ling would take a stranger in, but by the time I left he was cool. She also had a kick ass pad on the 17th floor of an apartment building that had a swimming pool.

I did some exploring in Penang, and went to get a coffee and met this cool Belgian guy, Johan, who has been on the road for two years, mostly living in Australia. We rented motorbikes and went all around, especially to Penang Hill, and this cool chinese temple. Then we got absolutely pissed, and the next day I nearly missed my ferry when I headed to Langkawi where I am now. At like 3AM me and Johan went to get some late night snacks, and when we were ordering pancakes we started chatting with these two American girls. One asked me where I lived, and I told her upstate NY and that she didnt know where. She pressed me to find out the town, and when I told her Binghamton, she told me she lived in Binghamton also. She said she lived at 5 Seminary Ave, so I asked her what her name was, and she said she was Ashley Cornelius. As soon as I heard that I burst into laughter, and nearly fell to the floor. She couldnt figure out why, so I jumped up and told her that one of my best friends is Ashley, and that I knew she was lying.

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Ko Si Lok Chinese monastery in Penang

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Ouside of monastery

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These guys were cool!

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Im addicted to motorbikes in Asia!!!!

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In Penang, for some reason there were these guys weedwacking a drainage ditch, and then they took a picture of it. Id say one of the most random things I have ever seen.

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Always remember - dont turtle, monkey corn, or basketballs.

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Lousy picture, but one of the beaches in the North. My buddy Johan from Belguim in pic.

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Dude, these were the sickest 4AM pancakes I have ever had!!!! As a matter of fact they are the sickest anytime pancakes I have ever had.

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The girl on the right pretended to be Ashley. Looks nothing like her.

We eventually worked it out, but she for some reason has Ashleys ID (this girl is underage), and memorized the address in case a bouncer asked where she lives. When I told her I was from Binghamton she just pretended she was Ashley. What are the chances???

I was supposed to go to Borneo to meet a guy I knew from Nepal and then down to Indonesia but with heavy rain likely I scrapped the idea and am going to head up to Thailand.

At Langkawi I met these cool Brits, Tim and Gareth and with Johan we have just been tearing this place up at night. There are some really cool bars and clubs here. In Penang, and here there has been heaps of Americans that are doing semester at sea. There is something like 650 of them, and partying with them was cool, but weird. Thats the most I have seen or hung out with Americans in my whole travels.

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Sunset in Langkawi. The picture doesnt even do it justice.

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Another 5 minutes later. The shades were amazing.

We convinced this girl to donate her bra to Raggae Cafe. They had a bunch already on the wall, so we had to add it to the lot. In honor of the new addition, the owner gave us all free shots! We all signed it (like 10 of us from the hostel), so if you ever are in Langkawi you should check that place out. That was only the start of a crazy night out.

I went from Langkawi to Phuket where I am now. Till next time - stay classy San Diego.

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I'd honestly have to say- that wasnt all that hard PART DEUX tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-10-12:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=22&entryid=132665 2008-10-13T08:40:37Z 2008-10-13T06:31:01Z Haha, I actually wrote too much so I have to split my latest entry. Sorry, but I have a lot to say and I'm sure you are interested (or at least I hope). Ok, so after I went to Chitwan I headed out for what I thought would be an 18 day trek in the Himilaya to Everest Base Camp. You have two options when you start the trek: 1) Fly into Lukla. From Kathmandu, the 30 minute flight is hair ... Haha, I actually wrote too much so I have to split my latest entry. Sorry, but I have a lot to say and I'm sure you are interested (or at least I hope).

Ok, so after I went to Chitwan I headed out for what I thought would be an 18 day trek in the Himilaya to Everest Base Camp. You have two options when you start the trek:

1) Fly into Lukla. From Kathmandu, the 30 minute flight is hair raising at best. The Lukla airfield, at little over 1,000 feet long (10k foot altitude) is strictly STOL (short take off and landing) operations. The runway is at a 20 degree upslope, and landing is only possible into the mountain. There are few aircraft that are designed to land at this type of field, and the Twin Otter is the best. There are a few airlines that fly from Kathmandu daily, and despite all the trekkers that fly into Lukla, and the dangerous nature of the field there have been few accidents. However, that all changed when I was on my way back home. I got word in Namchee Bazaar that Yeti Airlines had a most unfortunate accident flying into Lukla the day before I was heading out. Eighteen passengers died when the Yeti flight was on final approach and encountered turbulence.

Sir Edmund Hillary, the first man to reach the top of Everest in 1953 was the one who originally conceived of the Lukla airfield. Its original intent was so that supplies could be flown into the Khumbu region (Nepali Himilaya) to develop and build the utterly lacking school system. He would later go on to curse the development of the airport when in a freak accident his first wife and daughter were killed while trying to land in Lukla. He also learned later in his life to hate the field when he realized what easy access it gave to the public, and the impacts said trekkers were having on the Khumbu environment.

2) The other option is to walk in from Jiri. A short bus ride from Kathmandu, this is where the road ends, and it begins an uphill/downhill (repeat) 6 day walk to Lukla. This is not the preferred method to acess the Khumbu, but does save $$ because you dont have to buy the flight, and therefore is done mostly by independent shoestring backpackers.

Other than these two options, there are no roads. Everything has to be carried by human or yak power. Every little grain of sugar, potatoe, piece of wood, bucket, chain, nail, etc... has to be carried up the mountain by a porter.

I was terribly mistaken when I first heard of the job of porter. I associated it more with a guy in a suit waiting outside of a luxury hotel, but in mountaineering a porter is a man (99% of the time) whose sole job is to carry shit on his back. He doesnt care what it is - yak, garbage, people, a stove... it doesnt matter. He gets paid by the kilo, and the faster he moves, the more money he makes. Porters are the backbone of the tourist industry in the Khumbu region, and are more often than not poorly educated, illiterate, and have absolutely no means of accessing health care. As you go up the mountain and you see all these westerners trekking with brand new high performance breathable/warm but light/gore tex/vibram outfits, you see the porters calmly moving along in nothing more than sweatpants and slippers all while carrying 2-3 times the load of an individual trekker. They dont bathe because there is no facilities for them to do so, and whats the point anyway - they only have one pair of clothes. They dont have fancy air circulating/suspension systems for their rucksack - they have a basket with a rope that they attach to their heads to carry their loads. If you ever want to be inspired to do something with absolutely nothing then you should look no further than the Sherpa people of the Khumbu.

Ok, now that you understand a little how it works let me tell you how you can do a trek in the Khumbu. You can either:

- Start in Jiri or Lukla
- Go to Gokyo or Base Camp (or both)
- Hire a guide or porter (or both)

The majority of people on the mountain fly into Lukla, go to Base Camp, and hire a guide and porter. Me, I wanted a challenge so I flew into Lukla (didnt want to add 12 days to walk from Jiri), went to Gokyo and Base Camp, and hired nothing. I really liked being what you would say is an independent backpacker.

Pros
- I was able to create my own agenda. If I got altitude sickness I could stay at a town, or descend with no worry about what "the rest of the group was doing". Also, I was not pushed by a guide to go faster up the mountain than I would have liked because he had to get back for the next group. This fact alone made it more safe to go as a independent trekker than with a guide or with a group

- I could go at my own pace. This is not so much a problem if you hire your own guide or porter - the most impacted is groups. I found that depending on the day I would vary my speed a lot. Some days Id go slow (for my pace) and look around a lot, take side trails, etc... Other days I would be like a vicious dog attacking those hills, passing everything and anyone in front of me.

- If you hire a guide there is quite a bit of interaction between you and them and it is hit or miss whether the guide will be good. In most countries, in order to be a guide of any sort you have to have some level of qualification. That is not the case in Nepal. There could be a chance that your guide can barely speak English, or doesnt really know what he is doing. Most are not specifically trained in altitude sickness, and some even have very little experience. If you do hire a guide you are with them 24 hours a day, and if you dont get along its not so easy just to let them go (as in the case of if you were traveling/trekking with somebody you found along the way).

- Without hiring a guide I would be able to spend significantly less money, which helps with the budget and to make sure Im able to get home somehow when the world tour is over.

Cons

- I wasnt supporting the local economy. With the downturn in tourism in Nepal hitting its highest point in 2003/2004, the country could definately use the additional income.

- I could totally get lost. There is a point on the trek called the Cho La Pass at 5,330 meters (17,500 feet) where just 5 or so days before I went there an Indian fellow died. There was marginal snow cover, and him and his buddy lost the trail got lost while walking a few meters from their group. One decided to go back, looking for the lodge and the other forged on. The man that went back to the lodge lived to tell the story - the man who went on got further lost and eventually froze to death. I didn't know exactly what I was doing, but I do have an excellent innate sense of direction and am pretty good with a map. I was willing to bet I wouldn't get lost.

- With a guide arranging everything, there is no need to worry about where to sleep or any necessary arrangements because he takes care of all this. With the high season for trekking just around the corner there was a chance that by being alone if I showed up to a town that all the lodges would be sold out. This often occurs at Lobuche on the EBC trek.

- I could get sick, and there would be nobody there to help. Well, most guides only have rudimentary first aid training, so if I went with an average guide you dont get a whole lot of confidence from them. Most large groups who have booked their trips online, or in the west have adequate first aid training and equipment but they pay for it. If you book online, or in the west expect to pay 7 to 10 times what I managed to pay by doing it on my own (3-4 times what it would be cost to book a similar trek locally). I educated myself before I left regarding all health risks that I would face on the mountain, and felt that this adequately prepared me for my journey. The predominant issues that come up:
- AMS (acute mountain sickness): Comes in many forms, but is your body's natural reaction to the change in altitude. Mild symptoms include drymouth, peeing a lot, light headaches, nausea, sleeplesness, crazy dreams, and they only get worse from there.
- HAPE (high altitude pulmonary edema): Basically your lungs fill with fluid, you get really sick, and die within 24-48 hours if nothing is done. Proceeded by AMS.
- HACE (high altitude cerebral edema): Basically fluid develops in your brain, and causes a stroke. Like HAPE you basically die if nothing is done. While I was there, two Aussies got HACE and had to be helo'd out. Also, it had to be no more than 20 minutes into the start of my grand expedition, and I saw a porter being carried down the mountain who was really sick. The poters dont get a helicopter rescue because they have no money, and as a result most of them die before they can get treatment.
- HAFE (high altitude flatuluence expulsion): My favorite - no shit, this isnt even an excuse for being all nasty up on the mountain. For some reason this happens, and there is only one cure - lettin er rip.
- Diarreah: Lets get serious here. With all that nasty food "that food that even the maggots wont eat - BLM" that I eat on a daily basis, my stomach has formed an iron lining that is impenetrable to bacteria, infection, electro magnetic pulses, etc...
- Sprained anke: I think above all this would be the worst. I had bought pain killers to reduce swelling in case this happened, and some weird athletic tape type stuff. In OCS I had shin splints and a sprained ankle on the same leg, earning me the knickname "hobbles" and still managed to complete the 21 mile hike and 12 mile run during SULEII. I could have pushed with the pain, but luckily nothing ever happened.
- Giving up: Actually this is the worst. Some people just straight up cracked on the trip. Being away from home, in a really dirty environment, pushing yourself everyday is not for everyone. I saw some people just turn around because they were fed up.

Typical day starts by waking up at like 5:30, eat a hearty breakfast, and around 6:00 or so you head out. The duration of the days trek depends on the ascent profile. The number has been widely disputed but your body in general cannot acclimatize to any more than an increase of 400 or so meters per day. Any more than that, and you are putting yourself at risk of HACE, HAPE, AMS, etc. mentioned above. On the way down - its a free for all. You can walk sunrise to sunset. You can go more than the 400 meters per day, but you have to make sure your sleeping altitude is within that guidelines (ie: you can summit a 900 meter peak, but come down to a village 300 meters above the last one you slept at). By the way, all these altitude guidelines are meant for 3,500 meters to 5,500 meters. If you are climbing at anything above 5,500 meters your body fails to acclimatize and you are basically ruining your body slowly by slowly. That is the reason that nobody in the world lives above 5,500 meters.

Typically most of the treks on the way up can be completed by a group in 5 hours or less. For me, I was making it a challenge to test myself to see how fast I could go and would usually end up going faster than everone else I could see on the mountain. What was taking a group 5 hours, I could do in 2.5. This meant I had more time at the lodge for resting and sightseeing around the village where we were staying.

I suppose this is what I meant when I say that it wasnt that hard. I have done some hard things in my life, and it takes a whole hell of a lot to really get me to the point where I have to declare it hard. I would say that doing the trek was hard, but if you have an open mind about it and arent turned off by cold, bed bugs, rats, no toilets, food that looks a little funny, headaches, very little sleep, etc. then I have no doubt you will be able to do it. I am not going to sit here, and tell you how hard it is and how you cant do it just to make myself seem cool - that would be pointless. I think everyone reading this can for sure do it if you are determined.

For me, I thought it was easy. All I had to do was to remember the training I did with the Marine Corps at OCS, and everything I did in the Khumbu was a walk in the park in comparison. Your experiences will be different, but for me all I had to do was remember some of that shit I went through in the past, and it was all ok from there.

Anyways, I will say that I didnt choose the most easiest route. I will just put it this way:

- If you only have a limited holiday, or need to check it off the "to do" list then you head to Everest Base Camp
- Other option is only to go to Gokyo, up the western side
- If you have more time, and you are strong you go to Gokyo first, then over the Cho La Pass and then do the Everest Base Camp. By far the hardest thing to do in the area is the Cho La Pass, and every single guide book and lonely planet will advise against it. They all will tell you that you need crampons, an ice axe, a guide, etc... Fuck that! Warnings like that are for the people who have marginal common sense, and can easily get themselves in trouble. I would say if you think you can handle it then you can, and have a go at it on your own and make it a challenge. I remember looking at it for the first time, and just thinking that there is no way possible to go up that mountain, but when I was at the top you have no idea how good that felt.

Itinerary -

Night Town
1 Lukla (to acclimatize from coming from Chitwan)
2 Phakding
3 Namchee
4 Namchee (acclimatization day)
5 Khumjumg (saw Hillary's wife here)
6 Dole
7 Macherma
8 Gokyo
9 Thalnak (summit Gokyo Ri in the morning - 5360 meters [17,600ft])
10 Lobuche (go across Cho La Pass - 5330 meters [17,600ft])
11 Gorak Shep (visit Everest Base Camp - 5364 meters [17,600ft])
12 Pangboche (summit Kalaa Pattar in the morning - 5600 meters [18,400ft])
13 Lukla

I managed to shave a bunch of days off the trip by going super fast, or pushing beyond what a normal itinerary would include. My original three week itinerary also included a couple days buffer in case I got sick.

For example, I pushed and combined four days of walking into two on the way down, did the Cho La in one day, etc... This allowed me to get back to civilization earlier than I had expected. I didnt shower the whole time, and wore the same clothes so I was really looking forward to a shower and a real bed. I also wanted to get back so I could unwind for some time before I head off to Thailand. For the last 6 or so countries, I have been in an extreme rush to get from one end of the country to the airport to fly out, and that kind of sucks. This time I figure Id take it easy and have a nice slow exit to Nepal, as opposed to running like a crazy man to get my plane. Oh my god, if I told you about how I made the exit from Argentina, and how crazy that was Im sure you wouldnt even believe me... lol.

I told you that I was going to have a go at it alone, and for sure I like it alone but I also teamed up with these French guys, Olivier and Damien for a portion of it. We summitted Gokyo Ri, did the Cho La Pass, and went to Base Camp and Kalaa Pattar together. They had a bit of mountaineering experience in the Alps, but our skills nicely complemented each other. The only problem was that they barely spoke English. I have travelled with people, while not being able to communicate before, so I knew at the end of the day this really was insignificant. I also met two cool Americans on the trail - Chazz (in his 50s or so) from Salt Lake City, and Chris (guy in 30s from Indiana). Chazz stuck out like a sore thumb up there, with his mossy oak hat, huge beard, columbia fleece, and carhartt shorts - but man was that guy an animal. He would race up and down that mountain like a billy goat.

All while I was going about this trek I was thinking about who would ever do this madness with me. I think there really is only two people who I know who I would for sure do this again with. That would have to be Zach Robertson, and his pops - Lord Vorcon (inside joke). Zach grew up as a mountain man, and can sure beat the hell out of me running up a mountain. Z man - if you are reading we should hit up Anapurna, and some 6,000 meter peaks bud. Let me know how that sounds?

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View from airplane on the way into Lukla. If you want to check out the mountains, make sure you sit on the left side of the plane.

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Im sure on the pilots checklist, it goes something like this: item 34) Flying into the face of a mountain (check). Co-pilot, we are a go for heading directly into a mountain...

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Cool mani stones just at the beginning of the hike.

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Nice waterfall near Phakding

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There was a 8 year old kid, who was waving a kukri (curved fighting knife synonymous with the Ghurkas) at these chickens making them fight. When I came there he yelled at me "I am Rambo", and then ran off into the woods.

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The rules of the land: Dont get drunk, be jealous, angry, dont piss anybody off, dont kill anyone. Its like the 5 commandments. Imagine if the US justice system was 5 simple rules how cool that would be?

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Porters doing their thing just after the entrance to Sagmartha National Park

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Close up of the loads they carry. Check out that dudes calves. Hes probably 75 years old.

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Me just outside of Namchee

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At the lodge I stayed in Namchee, aparently Jimmy Carter stayed there in the 80s. They have a lot of pictures with him, and letters of their correspondance saying what a good time he had in the Khumbu, and while staying in Namchee.

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Reflection of mountain against the clouds, Namchee Bazaar

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More Namchee. Namchee is the biggest town in the area. Its a plane flight to Lukla, and then a 7 hour hike to bring everything there.

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Beware of exclamation points!!!!!

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View from about 350 meters above Namchee

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Good view from Everest Hotel of Lhotse and Lhotse Shar

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Me posing with statue of Ed Hillary at Khumjung, where he set up the first school under the Himilaya trust. He went on to build around 200 schools and hospitals in the Khumbu area before passing away. The Khumjung school is by far the best in the Himilaya, and has around 350 students. This is also where, Hillary's second wife, June came to give a speech about how she is now entrusted as the president of the Himilaya trust. More on this later.

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Cool stupa in Khumjung

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There is a huge problem with deforestation, and the ensuing erosion that happens in the Khumbu. Because of this, the National Park has banned the use of burning firewood so the people have turned to biofuel (capturing the methane gas from poo lying in a well), and burning of yak dung. The yak dung is mashed together into a big pile, and then formed into little chipatis which are then shoved on some rocks and dried in the sun. At night, when the sun goes down and it gets cold they go out and collct the chipatis, break them up and burn them all night long. Its efficient, saves resources, and keeps you warm! Its like a win, win, win.

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When your broke like me, there is no options - all you can do is eat onions!

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Imagine this being the view off your front porch?

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Ok, so these pictures are of June Hillary when she came to Khumjung. All the kids went nuts when her helicopter landed, and she was given so many takas (yellow ribbon around the neck) that, you could barely make out where she ended and the takas began.

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We then all gathered in the auditorium of the school, and she gave a speech about how she is entrusted with the future of the Himalaya trust (because Ed died earlier this year), and that the people shouldnt worry about it falling apart. She is a very special woman, and they all look to her like a grandmother. Ed, is looked at like a god. He is considered the godfather of all the Khumbu region, and nearly everyone knows him there. He was a hell of a guy - R.I.P.

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Haha, this Argentino was so proud of his trek, he decided to tag the wall in the lodge

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Great view from Macherma

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Memorial to Italian hiker who died on his way to Gokyo. He got sick, and when they tried to bring him down he died along the way.

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Me at the second lake on the way to Gokyo

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Walking along the second lake with Damien, and Olivier

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Me standing on the top of Gokyo Ri (17,600 ft). These Mike Pizanneli jackets keep you warm!

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Damien on his little private sanctuary. Mine was cooler, but I obviously dont have a picture of myself.

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This picture was taken on the way to get to the Cho La pass. You have to cross over this glacier, and it starts to get really weird on you. It is all ice, but then its covered in almost an inch of rubble of every sort. For some reason the little lakes that were there were every crazy color you can imagine, despite being right next to each other. There was blue, green, grey, purplish (wtf???), etc. Then there was a point where you couldnt cross the water, so we had to take our shoes and pants off, and wade through this leech infested glacial water that soooooo cold.

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And then for some reason there was almost powdery sand (???) it was nuts. It felt like the closest thing you can get to the moon.

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If you cut this picture vertically in the middle, that is where you have to go to get to the Cho La pass. It doesnt look doable at all from this perspective, and when they told me thats where you go I thought they were smoking crack. Its a real hard scrabble that takes almost four hours to work your way up the 750 or so meters to the top. Along the way, you work your way up using your hands and fee on nothing but small rocks that are covered in ice and snow. If you dont pay attention, the rocks slip out from under you (or you slip on the rocks), and you can loose your footing real easily.

An Indian guy died probably 5 days before I crossed over the pass, somehwere very close to here. His group was going along, and he got seperated. In the snow and ice, he got confused, and pressed on. He was with somebody else still at this point, and they decided to head back to the lodge. He tried to push on, got lost, and froze to death somewhere up there.

By the way, the mountain area is filled with death. I didnt talk about it much before, but its a real sober experience. Every turn you make, you see a memorial to this person, or that. Just outside of Lobuche, there has to be 100 or so memorials all in this one spot. Most are for people going to the top, but there is a portion for people who do the Base Camp Trek.

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But once you are on the top, its AWESOME!!!! You cruise on that glacier in the background of this picture for about a half hour, and then...

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You follow this path that goes on the glacier for some more time, and then you descend 500 meters into the valley.

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This picture was taken on the way to Everest Base Camp. You walk along on a small trail cut into the mountain that lies right next to the Khumbu Glacier. Its a glacier, but for some reason its covered on little rockfall that makes it grey.

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This is me at Everest Base Camp. Its strange going there, because you dont exactly get the feeling you do when you summit a peak. Its kind of like "oh, Im here", because there is nothing that definately makes it EBC (as opposed to the top of a peak). Its just a bunch of tents lying around with porters and sherpas smoking, and waiting for their bodies to acclimatize.

It was really cool, and I walked around with the two Americans that I met there (Chazz and Chris), and we talked with the different teams. At the time there was only three teams:

Korea - 10 climbers, 15 sherpas, Cook, etc. (35 or so total)
France and Mexico - 3 climbers (2 French, 1 Mexico), 3 sherpas
Italy - 10 climbers and porters

I found there was definately more teams on the way there. Right now, in the fall season it is good for climbing, but you dont have the same odds as in the spring. The sherpas told me that American teams, as well as others strictly go to the top in the spring. At that time there can be as many as 60 teams, and base camp becomes like a small city at that point.

In following with the fact that I made the I heart Telephonics Tshirts, I thought I would expand the joke to a more international scale. I first started out with just the Telephonics bit, but then decided that I had to add more.

You cant read it probably, but the sign says something along the lines of:

I heart: TC, Mom, FK, CC, MB, AC, BLM, Rolandos, La Parm, Lola, SG, LG, M"C"A, Rathskellar, LM R&M, Dick Stevens, and NCR.

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This picture is of me in front of the Khumbu icefall (on the right), which is from what I hear one of the hardest parts you have to go on to get to the summitt of Everest. Crampons, Ice Axe, rope, and some seriously technical climbing skills are required to scramble up to the top to get to Camp II at 6,500 meters. Above me is the Lho La (pronounced Lola) pass, which I thought would be fitting for wearing the shirt. Its places like that, that seperate the men from the boys. Trying to attempt the Khumbu Icefall as an amateur is like signing your own death warrant.

I was lucky because for about ten minutes, there was no wind and the sun was shining. When it reflects off the glacier it can actually get hot, and I was able to wear the shirt. Otherwise its just Mike Pizanelli jackets for the whole day.

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Picture which doesnt properly describe the violence that occurs whenever you witness an avalanche of this nature

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Khumbu glacier on the way back to Gorak Shep

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View from Kala Pattar in the morning, just before sunrise (18,300 feet). On the way to the top you run out of oxygen about every third step, and find yourself literally choking trying to get more air into your body. Its really weird. At 5,500 meters the relative amount of oxygen in the air is still the same (21%), but with the decreased pressure you are getting about 45-50% less than you would at sea level. This in turn means that your oxygen saturation in your blood will become at most 75% of that at sea level.

By the way, 5,600 meters is higher than anything you will find in the US, Africa (just above Kili), or in Europe

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Beers on safari, in the airplane, on the train, on the boat, on the road, in the street, at the bar, on the bar, under the bar, in the movie theatre, in the ocean, and now on the mountain...

What better place to have a beer than 5,600 meters.

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Shoutout to camera donors. I am trying today to add more names of those who signed up... Keep an eye out for future appearances of the shirt.

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Haha, this one needs some explaining. I was in Kathmandu, and I had to buy a hankerchief or something to wipe the sweat from my brow. I went to a store, and the guy was like - "I think this one is best, i have sold out three times", and I looked at it and knew it was the one.

I dont even smoke, but with a slogan like "God made grass..... Man made booze..... Who do you trust?" I couldnt help but laughing. This picture is from the top of Kala Pattar. In the background is Everest (just to the right of my head)

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This is the memorial for Scott Fischer. He was one of the guys that died in 96 on the Everest Expedition that went wrong, and inspired the book - Into Thin Air. He was the one that used the sat phone to talk to his wife while he was stuck up in a ravaging storm.

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Tengboche Monastery. I love the Thanka painting!

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Outside the monastery

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This is just an example of what the trail is like. If you look closely you will see a zigzagging trail. That is the 650 meter trail down from Tengboche to the river valley where you then take a suspension bridge to the other side, and then ascend another 550 meters.

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Oh yeah, this was the airplane that the Skydive Everest team was using. They had to rent this airplane from Switzerland and breitling is sponsoring it, and for $33k you can jumpat 29k feet (using bottled oxygen) and land at 13k (Syangboche airfield). Its a tricky thing to do, because a million myriad factors all have to come into play before you can actually have a go at the jump.

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Here I am posing with Tom, the leader of the Skydive Everest outfit. Tom is now famous, and while we were there he was interviewed and the clip was eventually aired by CNN, CBS, NBC, etc. You can see more in this video from USA today:

http://usatoday.feedroom.com/index.jsp?fr_story=FRdamp305947

The pictures do none of it justice. You have to see for yourself!

People in Bing - If you are going to Alumni weekend, keep the spirit alive. Dance offs at the Rat earn you double points for the night. Handjobs in the DJ booth gets you 20 points. Tommy Naps stealing the phone from the lobby of the hotel next to the rat, only to smash on the face of McGlinn gets you 10 points. Chris Russel and Alissa Kane reunion is 1,000,000 points.

Vote for the Lama, Boo for 92', and keep it real folks. Later!

B

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I'd honestly have to say - that wasnt all that hard... tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-10-11:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=21&entryid=132631 2008-10-13T04:45:55Z 2008-10-11T13:38:57Z Ok, so obviously I did the Everest Base Camp trek, and came out alive. There is a lot I have to say about this, but first I have to back up to where i left off. After bungee jumping on the Tibetan border, I headed back to Kathmandu for a pretty much uneventful day, and then headed to Chitwan National Park. Along with the Sagmartha & Anapurna National Park areas, Chitwan is the third largest draw for tourists coming to ... Ok, so obviously I did the Everest Base Camp trek, and came out alive. There is a lot I have to say about this, but first I have to back up to where i left off.

After bungee jumping on the Tibetan border, I headed back to Kathmandu for a pretty much uneventful day, and then headed to Chitwan National Park. Along with the Sagmartha & Anapurna National Park areas, Chitwan is the third largest draw for tourists coming to Nepal. There is a fairly straight forward program that most visitors to Chitwan follow, which includes:

- Elephant safari (not looking for elephants, but rather - the safari is done by riding on the back of an elephant)

This was pretty sweet. Its a bit uncomfortable riding on the back of an elephant for two to three hours, but once you get over this, its no worries. I was staying at a hotel where there also was a group of 15 or so Ukranians that I got grouped with for the elephant safari. I have been told by all the tour guides in the world that the worst tourists are: Pakistani, Indian, Russian, and Ukranian. Dont ask why, but these guys definately lived up to their reputation. Nonetheless, the elephant safari was cool, and we saw boars, peackocks, spotted deers, barking deers (which make noises like a dog - weird), monkeys, quite obviously other elephants, and rhinos. The rhinos were pretty special because when I was in Africa, we searched and searched with no luck for the African black rhino. That particular day, we saw about 12 of them, which is an almost unprecedented number. Most of the time you are lucky to see one or two, but not twelve.

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Look at how cute the little one is

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Boars - special from the book of the Shanameh, where my name comes from

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Now you know why they need a bath. Just look at that nasty ass river.

- Elephant bath

This was cool, and definately a new experience. The way that it works is that the elephant drivers that are in Chitwan have been with their elephants for their whole lives. Its like a mairrage of sorts, but anyways - everyday after the elephants go on the safaris they come to the river to get a bath by their drivers. Our elephant wasnt all that dirty, so it was about a 20 minute affair that mostly included the elephant picking up a shitload of water, and using his trunk to splash it on his back (just so happened to be where I was sitting). Then, you brush the elephant and any wounds are taken care of then.

The elephant that I gave the bath to (I suppose more or less it gave itself the bath), was the one owned by the hotel I was staying at (Hotel Parkside), and he had a little home in the back that the managers residence overlooked. Apparently he was the one of the lot who could suck up the most water in his trunk. Just how much, I am not sure but whenever the wave of water hit me it felt like somebody was tossing a 5 gallon bucket at my face.

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Before

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After

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Cool picture I took with a butterfly in hibiscus flower

Now, I have to explain something here. I knew that before going to Chitwan that right after I would be heading out for trekking, so I decided to bulk up. I figured two or three weeks hustling around in the mountains that I would lose a considerable amount of weight. In preparation for my travels I decided to eat Dahl Bhaat for two meals a day every day. The insane amount of starches in each meal would leave me with enough extra weight to remain healthy while in the Himalaya.

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Hence, why this buffalo cannot believe why I am so fat!

- Visit to the Tharu museum

This was pretty cool. It explained a lot about the Tharu people, and my guide Gopal knew everything about his people. The Tharu's are the people that live in the southern portion of Nepal. Nobody knows where exactly they came from, and their past is somewhat hidden. What is known is that around 150 years ago, they started to come to Chitwan and establish an agricultural society. The area around Chitwan was previously uninhabited because of the forested areas were infested with Malaria carrying mosquitoes. Well, the Tharu's had absolutely no problem coming in and using the land because they were for the most part immune to the Malaria disease. It has not been scientifically proven, but the belief is that the Tharu people carry this immunity because of their diet. Every Tharu dish is incredibly spicy, and the chili that is dumped in all their food is what is believed to have led to their success in those previously mentioned forested areas. So, if you are going to take away anything from this - just remember the next time when we go to a restaurant and I start dumping Franks Hot Sauce, or Tobasco on everything I am really looking out for mine and your well being in trying to prevent the spread of Malaria. So waiter - please pass the extra spicy hot sauce, before we all get sick and die!

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This woman is knee deep in shit! No literally, they take cow and buffalo manure, mix with dirt, throw in a dash of binding agents, and they have an unlimited supply of material to build their houses. They use the stuff as insulation to keep them cool in the summer, and warm in the winter. Whenever it gets hot, just go outside get yourself knee deep in some shit, and step it out...

- A traditional dance program

On one of the nights when you are in Chitwan you will inevitably be shuffled into the community hall to witness the stick dancing. I went with my friend Kezia, and what I witnessed was madness. The traditional Tharu stick dancing has to be the highest form of coordinated dance that I can think of. There is two guys beating on drums, while maybe 25 men of all ages dance around them with sticks. The sticks are beated rhythmically to make a sound, but the hard part is that the guys are going around in a circle, dancing around the drummers, while hitting the sticks of their neighbors. If they slip up, they break the fingers of themselves or their neighbors.

I found this video on youtube that you can check out. This was a smaller performance than the one that I saw, but it gives you a feeling of what it is all about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzq3W4nLGjs&NR=1

- Visit to Elephant breeding center

Im not sure really how to describe this one. Basically the Elephant breeding center is a large rectangular, fenced in area where Elephants are born. To be honest, I didnt fully understand its purpose. What I could gather from it was that the intention is to raise elephants, so that their dung can be used for fertilizer. When the elephants become of age, they are trained to be used for elephant safari, and get used to having an driver giving them commands, bathing them, etc. This sounds like a good plan in theory, but what they cant fully account for is this: male elephants are too dangerous to keep there, so the breeding center is filled with only females and young. The wild male elephants who are allowed to roam all around the national park, but quite often attack the breeding center to find a quick shag. The week before I was there, one broke in and busted loose a female - they ran off into the woods, and didnt return for two weeks (how romantic). When the mother had the baby, the father came back and tried to break in. They told us that he came back to see the kid, but the joke between me and Kezia was that he was really coming back for seconds...

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Interesting fact #346: Female elephants have a 22 month gestation (new word of the day - basically means pregnancy) period, the longest of any land animal.

- Bird watching program

Gopal was definately on the ball with this one, but I was in outer space during this early morning walk. I have never given much thought to birdwatching, as it doesnt seem all that interesting, but I did learn quite a bit. To be a real birdwatcher, you have to have a real keen eye to distinguish the subtle differences between the species. The most interesting that we saw was the hornbill, which is pretty rare to see. My pictures are ok at best, so I had to grab this one off the internet. The unique hollow bill is used to produce a mating call which is tuned to the shape of the bill.

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Elephants coming back from the fields, women going out to tend to the fields. The elephants go out with their drivers in the morning, cut a mess load of grass, and then the elephants bring it back to the breeding center so they can eat during the night.

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This place is called mirror of the forest lake.

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Horn Bill

- Canoe safari

This involved getting 15 or so of the heaviest westerners that I have ever seen squished into a .5 meter wide canoe that was hardly seaworthy. With the water line about 1 cm from the top of the canoe, and the largest couple I have ever seen in my life jumping whenever we saw any wildlife, the thought of having to swim through the crocodile infested waters to shore was one that I had rehearsed in my mind over and over. We saw the shortbill and longbill crocodiles. The longbill crocodile is very rare to see, and the Chitwan preservation society has now opened up a crocodile breeding center to bring the longbill numbers up.

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FSU

Probably one of the more significant events of Chitwan was the fact that I got to drive for the first time in four months. All I had to do was ask, and the owner of the hotel let me have free reign with his truck and motorcycle. The truck was cool, because it was this old world war II Russian troop transport which had plenty of personality, and a handcrank to boot (just in case the push start didn't work - lol).

While I was there I also made friends with a British girl, Kezia, who was volunteering at the local school for a couple of months. I got to see her in action with the kiddies, which was cool, and her students are supercute. Her parents own a quaint little hotel in the south of England, near Devon. I found this really cool because when I was younger it always was an aspiration of mine to own a hotel. The real reason why I was so into it was because I had always dreamed about sleeping in a different room every night of the week, and having someone to clean my room for me. Those days have come and gone, but regardless - in the name of free advertising if you are ever in the Devon area and need a place to stay you should look up the Darnley Hotel.

http://www.darnleyhotel.co.uk/rest.htm

I god to honest took about 1.5 hours to write about the presidential election, and then I lost it all because the computer failed to save and did something weird so this part was lost. So, if it means anything I actually had a better section than I have now, so you will just have to bear with me.

As far as the presidential election goes - I am set to go to the American embassy and vote on Tuesday for Obama, but more important than that was what I thought about during the trek. Forget about what you traditionally know about presidential elections, throw all that out of the window, and think about this: If you had your choice of anybody from any point in time, who would you chose as the presidential candidates?

I came up with two really good ones, and before you skip this part and look at the pictures I think you should hear what I have to say.

1) Dalai Lama. As the political and spiritual leader of the Tibetan people I think he would be the best presidential candidate of the lot. For those who are unaware, the Dalai Lama is believed to be the reincarnation of Buddha (and therefore a living god). If that isnt a good enough reason to put him in office, then hear me out.

In my opinion he is the exact opposite of Dubya - he is caring, compassionate, and is well liked (sans Chinese Govt.). He has nothing to gain by being in power, other than the preservation and progress of society. In accordance with the Buddhist belief system he does not pursue material wealth as a means of self satisfaction. He doesnt have any coked up drinking buddies who he is best friends that benefit from him being in office. His belief system preaches that of non-violent protest. He is the winner of a nobel peace prize, and is extremely well educated. If you want to meet with him, this is fully possible as long as you have a good enough reason. Just set an appointment with his assistants and he will give you ten minutes of his time. Imagine trying that with Dubya. In my mind he is exactly what this nation needs. He is down to earth, and understands the needs of his people.

I also have a world of respect for the man because of his history and difficulties he has faced. Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, the son of poor farmers is the 5th of 16 children to be born in that family. He suffered a hard life on the farm in rural Tibet untill at the tender age of 4 he was pronounced as the Dalai Lama, and would assume responsibilities of the Tibetan people. At 15 he assumed total control of his people as the political and spiritual leader of Tibet. In 1959, in fear of the Chinese Govt. taking his life he fled to Dharamsala, India where he has been living in exile ever since. I think that with all that the man has been through, and with all of his qualifications that he is the ideal candidate.

2) Hugo Chavez. Before you go ahead and tell me that I am crazy, and I have no idea what im talking about, you should hear me through. Yeah yeah, I know his agenda on the outside isnt the most democratic, I believe that as a leader he has exactly what it takes to turn this country around. His socialist agenda (take from the rich, give to the poor), and his land distribution schemes are exactly what the nation of Venezuela needs. If you took his personalities as a leader, and shifted them to US conditions I think he would be very successful.

I have to say that South America is by far the most beautiful place that I have visited (as a continent), and I really feel for their people. Long dismissed by the west, almost all nations of SA have been thoroughly abused and their potential never unlocked. Chavez is trying to change all that. Picking up where Che left off, he has inspired a continent, stood face to face with the US (and has suceeded), developed strong political ties with key (non-western) nations, has faced an attempted coup (CIA backed) sucessfully, and has brought Venezula into the forefront of world politics. Through the Bolivian revolution he has brought a philosophy of Latin American integration, and has inspired hope for millions. He has forged key non-western miltary and political ties that will ensure the sucess of his nation (namely Iran, China, Argentina, and Russia). He also comes from on impoverished childhood. I truly believe that this characteristic is critical for one to be a good leader. I have a much easier time relating to people who have had struggle in their lives, and I think if you are handed everything on a silver platter that it will be infinitely harder for you to be a successful leader. In 2007, he managed to pay off the IMF and World Bank 5 years early, and has told them never to come back. He is utilizing his nations resources successfully to ensure his nations place in the global economy of today.

Like our founding fathers, Chavez is willing to stand up for what is right. He is willing to stand face to face with the western powers (similar to how Jefferson, Washington, Adams, etc... fought against the British) and has won in most instances. He has forged alliances with key non-western nations that are willing to help his agenda rather than hinder (similar to how the US was formed with French blood during the revolution). His charismatic personality, and his agendas have won him considerable clout in the eyes of South Americans. Despite being demonized, threatened, and scorned by the west because he doesn't want to play by our rules, he has assisted the US in more ways than one would think:

- Chavez initiated a program to provide cheaper heating fuel for low-income families in several areas of the US. The program was expanded in September 2006 to include four of New York City's five boroughs, earmarking 25 million gallons of fuel for low-income New York residents at 40% off the wholesale market price. That quantity provides enough fuel to heat 70,000 apartments, covering 200,000 New Yorkers, for the entire winter.

- He has also made considerable donations to Katrina victims, with Venezuela being the first nation to offer aid to the battered gulf region.

- He has also offered to low income families in the Northeast discounted oil to heat their homes during the winter months.

Otherwise:

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- I will give you $10 if you can name me two people in this picture...

- In MotoGP news, five time world champion Valentino Rossi has taken the world by storm, and with the recent first place finish at Twin Ring Motegi he has clinched the world title for 2008. After two years of having given up the world champions position, the Doctor is back in winning form! While the governing commision was announcing the winners, Rossi in his true comical fashion managed to don a tshirt with the Italian slogan "Scusate il ritardo" (english for: sorry for the delay) with a clock pointing to the 8:00 position referring to his 8 overall world championships (6 in MotoGP, 1 in 125cc, and 1 in 250cc).

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During this past weeks race at Phillip Island (Australia), a track that I have been to during holidays in the land down under, hometrack favorite Casey Stoner went on for the win leaving Rossi and American Nicky Hayden to round out the podium. It was an interesting battle between the former world champions, with Rossi sneaking up from behind with his worst starting position of the season to snipe out Hayden on the final lap and just managing to take the second spot on the podium. Despite losing a position to the podium to the newly crowned world champ, Hayden was quite pleased with his third place finish. Danny Pedrosa crashed out on the Australian circuit, nearly leaving Casey Stoner with a second place finish to the season. This may be dissapointing for the 22 year old Spaniard, who will have to relinquish his number two plate to his former training mate.

There are two more races to go for the season, Malaysia, and Valencia. It will be an interesting finish to the 2008 season, as many teams are gearing up for the shuffling of riders, and the barrage of winter testing that is set to kick off very soon.

- Up and coming young professional, Bill Cullen is up to his usual antics again. I will quote MediaPosts "Just an Online Minute" because I like how they so eloquenly captured the exchange with another female at the MIXX afterparty at Jay-Z's 40/40 club in downtown NYC.

"The best part of the night, besides catching some advertising professionals dancing on a table, was when Bill Cullen, account executive at EyeWonder, "tricked" a female friend into thinking he was about to splash her with liquid from the glowing cocktail.

Unfortunately, there was a little left in the cup so it was less of a "trick" and more of a "hey, I poured Longtail Cocktail on your head, enjoy."

Classy Bill, Classy.

- If you go back to the entries regarding my travels in Peru, you will remember the widespread protests that were occuring throughout the country. The focus at the time was on food prices as well as complaints about the Presidents dealings with foreign investors. The people were upset, and wanted change. Well, as of this morning, President Alan Garcia's whole cabinet of ministers offered to resign upon allegations of bribery associated with oil concessions made to foreign investors.

MORE CONTINUED IN NEXT POST!!!

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Im about to do something crazy.... tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-09-25:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=20&entryid=130407 2008-09-25T17:23:00Z 2008-09-25T17:19:00Z Wow, Nepal is nuts! I love this place. Before I get into everything that is going on, I would like to give a shoutout to Ray Hartmeyer, and Jeff Buttler's girlfriend. Ray - your the man; Id take you into battle any day. Nancy, I thought we were friends... As far as Jeff Buttler's girlfriend, I don't think I have ever met you before but Matt Hwalek says your keeping up with some of the travels I have been doing. I ... Wow, Nepal is nuts! I love this place. Before I get into everything that is going on, I would like to give a shoutout to Ray Hartmeyer, and Jeff Buttler's girlfriend. Ray - your the man; Id take you into battle any day. Nancy, I thought we were friends...

As far as Jeff Buttler's girlfriend, I don't think I have ever met you before but Matt Hwalek says your keeping up with some of the travels I have been doing. I appreciate the support, and most certainly hope you enjoy reading. I will do my best not to let you down!

Well, you didn't really think I was going to give away the crazy thing that I am about to do first thing now did you? Pfff, your going to have to wait till the end for that one.

I am going to start with the camera situation. I am planning on doing some trekking (more on this toward the end), and I have designed a shirt to thank all the folks who have donated to the camera fund to date. I have sent out some requests to the people who I think would be interested in donating, and if you choose to that's cool - I will add you to the shirt, and if not - no worries. I understand.

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Front with bracelet that was blessed by monk in monastery at Bodnath

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Back

A hell of a lot has happened since I have been here, and its hard to catch up and remember it all. I think I left off when I got to Nepal. Kathmandu is a bustling city with many boroughs to it. The main tourist area, Thamel is where I have been staying. For the past week or so I have been posted up in Kathmandu Guest House. This is a UNESCO site, and was the place in the 70s where the Beatles stayed on their tour of Nepal and India. Its pretty sick. For $25 a week you get a hotel room, and they have a large flat screen in the lobby with 130 or so channels. Catching up on news makes me so happy, you have no idea.

Nepal is great if you are on a budget. Its one of the poorest country in the world, and therefore also one of the cheapest. In a ranking I found on the internet that compares GDP, Nepal ranks 189 of 207 ranked nations in terms of national wealth.

Also on there, other countries I have visited or are going to visit:
- Uganda: 192/207
- Tanzania: 184/207
- Cambodia: 187/207
- Vietnam: 156/207
- Egypt: 123/207
- Greece: 35/207
- Argentina: 76/207

The national meals are MoMo (kind of like a wonton, but better), and Daal Bat (rice with like ten other unknown things). You can get ten MoMos for 20 rupees (like $.25 cents), which will suffice for a good meal or you can get two servings if you are really hungry. For a super size meal, you can go to a Thakali restaurant and order up some Daal Bat for 125 rupees at most ($1.60) , which comes with unlimited refills of any of the ten items that makes up Daal Bat. Souvenirs are cheap, and so is trekking gear. All the famous name brands here (North face, Marmot, even the European brands) are copied with similar materials as the originals and can be purchased for ridiculously low prices. If you have a knack for bargaining you can get a North Face shell with fleece liner (normally $300+ in the states) for about $15. Nepal is home to the worlds best trekking, and every year tons of people come here to get their ass to the top of a mountain. The two most popular treks are the Anapurna, and Everest Base Camp (or EBC), with the Anapurna drawing more visitors than EBC.

Nepal is a country that is very unknown in the western world. Situated between China (Tibet), and India it is in a constant power struggle to maintain its identity and prevent calamity between the two powerhouses of Asia. You may have heard some very negative things about Nepal as well. There is a communist party that is alive and well here. Until earlier this year there has been a constitutional monarch here with a King holding most of the power in the country. Because of widespread corruption that has occurred amongst the royal family down to friends and family this nation has never prospered. Nepal ranks 131st in the world in terms of the relative amount of corruption that occurs in the government. The people are the only ones who suffer. For two decades the Communist Maoists fought against the corruption and decided to clean up the government with widespread assassinations and guerrila style attacks on individuals and outposts known to be dealing in stealing from the people. With their communist (more like socialist) agenda, they won the hearts and minds of the poor and were provided sanctuary in the jungles of the western portion of the country.

The Prime Minister (currently in NY for UN general assembly) is the current representative of the communist party (also known as Maoists). On May 28, 2008 the historical first meeting of the Constitutional Assembly (CA) occured. This represented a leap forward toward democracy and the modernization of this third world country because they sure as hell need it. The electricity in the Kathmandu Valley (where the majority of the people live) is on for about 40% of the time. In other far reaching areas of the country, this value drops significantly to somewhere around 15% of the time. There is widespread pollution here, especially of the lakes and rivers. The most common form of transport here is by foot. If you took the breakdown of the different forms of available, more transportation of goods in this country is done by foot than air, rail, and ground transportation combined. The roads are poor (oh yeah, there are only like three of them), and most of the time the dirt road is washed away in landslides from heavy monsoon rains. Schools are not mandatory, and most of the time the people cannot afford to send their children to school. There is widespread drug use by the youth. If you go out late at night (midnight constitutes "late" here) then you will see the little beady eyes of children from 10 to 16 years old hiding in the cracks and crevaces of the city like cockroaches. They huff glue from a paper bag because it is the cheapest form of high they can get. They lie to the tourists and tell them that they live on the street because the foster home parents beat them, then they look for sympathy by buying them bread. They like it the bread heated up because they are so malnourished that they have little to no saliva to wash down unheated bread without water. Walking in the streets, as a tourist you are offered hashish by every second person, and it almost becomes a comedy to turn them down. Apparently cannibus grows on the side of the road here, and therefore represents a nearly free source of income. Begging is also a more prosperous outcome than trying to succeed with a job, as you could potentially earn 2 to 3 times the amount of money you would earn by begging as opposed to working. The highest earning jobs are in the tourism industry, and then even then a guide would expect to save enough to buy a small home made of straw, reeds, and cow dung walls (no bathroom or floors) in roughly a decade. Despite all this, the people are some of the happiest I have ever seen. This is probably because of their faith, but they for sure have no problems dealing with what in the west would break most people.

Nepal used to be dangerous for tourists, with Maoist abductions happening on a regular basis. More often then not the encounters with the guerillas would involve the tourists being taken hostage at machine gun point to some unknown location. From there the guerrillas would request a ransom of $10 to $50 and would give the tourists a half hour lecture on what their goals and aims are. Then the tourists would be released, but not before they were given a receipt for the ransom. That receipt could then be taken to the tourism board in Kathmandu and turned in for payment back to the tourists, no harm done. More often than not, the tourists would keep the receipt as a souvenir. Stories have been told of Israelis even bargaining with the Maoists, to knock the price of the ransom down. With the abolition of the monarch, and the addition of a Maoist Prime Minister representative there is very little violence occurring over the dispute of power. The country is in the earliest stages of the creation of a constitution, and with such little time that has passed since the first meeting of the Constitutional Assembly (CA) the people have no basis of judgment to be upset about. In one year time this country will either be on the rebound from its current state, or it will be in all out civil war. Will the new government deliver on the promises of economic growth, the introduction of hydroelectric power, and increased education? Only time will tell. This makes this current moment an excellent time to be in Nepal. The Maoists are happy, and there is little turmoil (well at least relatively little turmoil).

Oh yeah, did I ever mention that I have found the key to time travel? Well, as absurd as this sounds the year here in Nepal is 2065. With the miracles of modern technology, in one days travel I am fully capable of going many decades into the future. Marty McFly, eat your heart out - I didn't even use a Delorian or Flux capacitor! In all seriousness, the Nepali calendar is years ahead of ours, and it really is 2065 here.

There are three main areas that you have to hit up if you go to Nepal. They are 1) Kathmandu Valley, 2) Chitwaan National Park, and 3) The Himalaya of which I have done all three. Each area has its own ethnic group, the Newars, Tharu, and Sherpas according to the forementioned areas. In my first days here I spent a lot of time in the valley. Namely:

Pashupatinath - This is the largest Hindu temple in Nepal. Tourists are not allowed to go to the main temple, but there is a whole lot to see other than this. The Hindu religion is so complex, I cant even begin to get my hands around it (for example there are 33 million gods!). As far as ceremonies go - forget about it. Just about every day there is some sort of festival. The biggest, which I got here for the end of is the Indie Jatra festival in Kathmandu. There was a lot of hubub about this, and I will mention this later. So anyways, Pashaputinath isn't really a temple, but more like a series of temples (around 250) that form the center of Nepali Hinduism. I wont go into all the details, but the main area is formed around the Bagmati River. On one side, there is an area to worship the dead. There is a series of ceremonies that must be performed to a schedule by holy men in honor to worship the dead. On the other bank of the river is two separate areas for cremating remains. This is probably the most interesting thing that I have ever witnessed. In as little as two hours after death, bodies are brought to this temple and are burned, with the ashes spread into the river. The family performs the ceremony if they are capable of doing it right, and if not there is a holy man for hire. It is a complicated process, but the end effect after 2 hours for men, 3 to 5 for women (because fat burns slower) is nothing but a pile of ashes. It is somewhat morbid to watch, but is fascinating.

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Da boyz!

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Area where people perform the holy ceremonies to worship the dead

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Part of the ceremonies

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Cremation

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Towards the end

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Washing hands after

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Milk baba - this guy only drank milk for his whole life

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Overview of Pasha from the hill

Bodnath - This is the largest stupa in Nepal, and is the home away from home for all the Tibetan Buddhists living in exile in Nepal. There is a large community of the Tibetans, and this area has become a center for learning for westerners trying to learn about Tibetan Buddhism. There are many monastery's there that are available for visit, and are really special. It is there that I had a Buddhist bracelet that I bought in Kathmandu blessed by the head priest to give the wearer (me) good luck, long life, and an excellent trek. There were a lot of super stoners from the states who had their own ideas about the world that I met there.

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How 90% of the world lives

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Baktapur - This UNESCO world heritage site is amazing. Its the best kept model of Newar architecture, and for the most part the site is untouched from centuries past. Walking down the streets brings you back in time. Durbur square is absolutely amazing, but you can be much more satisfied if you just take the back alleys and learn all the ins and the outs of the place. Off the beaten path is way better than following the tourist route. It was there that I witnessed the elephant festival where these guys carried a bamboo elephant and rang a bell and chased children around. The whole city turned up for this, and it was quite amazing when the elephant would slow and then run after all the children sending them in a scurry.

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Pottery square

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The community dentist

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Basically what I look like at this point in my travels

Patan - This is a suburb of Kathmandu which holds the densest of the Durbur square architecture, as well as the most intricate. Just about every town has a Durbur Square, and Patan takes the cake. It is absolutely beautiful with such intricate wood carvings that with age look many times better than if they were new.

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This guy is like the airline for hindus

Swayambhunath - Pronounced Swayanbu, and also known as the monkey temple is a mix of Hindu and Buddhist architecture that is most well known for the stupa that overlooks the city. Here there is a large clan of monkeys that hang out all day and eat everything in sight. The temples have outstanding views of Kathmandu, and because its vicinity to the city center this is the most visited sight in Kathmandu aside from Durbur Square.

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Durbur Square, Kathmandu - There is a lot of cool buildings here, but the most interesting is the "one tree temple", which it is said that this three story pagoda style temple was built of a single tree, and the home of Kumari - the living goddess. This 11 year old girl is said to be the living goddess of Kathmandu Valley, and is worshiped justly. When she becomes 13 years of age she will get married, and another Kumari will be announced.

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Main temple durbur

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As I previously mentioned, the Indie Jatra festival is a month log festival in September. On the last day there is a large festival in Durbur square where many animals are sacrificed, and the procession of the Kumari (living godess) and her undergods (Ganesh, and I forget the other) are wheeled around in their chariots for everyone to see. Well, when I went to check this out it just so happened that the new democratic government decided to tighten its budget by not funding the festivals, or by paying for the Kumari to live. Well, the people didn't take to this too lightly, and there was widespread chaos. There was a confrontation with the police where I was the only international press on scene. There was a phalanx of riot police that were confronting youth that were upset because they felt the government was trying to do away with their traditions, and their culture. The protests were mostly peaceful, untill rocks started flying, and people were beaten. I had to go bungee jumping the next day and bailed early, but apparently it went on all night. When I was there, I was the only tourist/westerner so I made buddies with the camera crew (I never cared much for reporters - they take all the glory) of Adventure TV (local Nepali TV). They explained everything that was happening, and offered to give up their motorcycle helmets that they were wearing to protect against flying rocks. The situation got real tense as people threatened to storm the house of Kumari, and while I was standing there I noticed a two star general, with a major who was standing by with a radio to pass the order to the soldier who was standing next to him with a tear gas launcher. Well, it got the blood pumping, but I had to retire that night. I left Kathmandu for a couple of days and when I returned I went back to Durbur Square, and it was crazy. The people (not police) had quarantined the area off and were manning roadblocks and were controlling who was going in and out. When I got to the square I noticed it looked like a battleground. Rocks where everywhere, the place was a mess, and everything that could have been tore down was. The whole city basically shut down in fear of widespread looting.

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Kumari - the living godess

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Ganesh

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I love Adventure TV!

On top of all this controversy over the festival there was also protests regarding the night life. The new government, in an effort to end red light dance clubs instilled a mandatory 11:00 close time for all bars and dance clubs. The rationale is that these red light dance clubs get more and more risque as the night goes on, and eventually the women get crazy and do things that wouldn't happen if they close early. Well, these dance clubs are duck sauce - let me tell you. I saw one that was called "lucky Buddha shower dance". Now, I have been on the road for quite some time and its been a while since I have had any interaction with naked ladies, so I thought Id give it a go. Well its basically a strip club atmosphere minus the strip club. There are a bunch of horny guys sitting around paying waaay to much money for watered down drinks to watch Indian girls dance with all of their clothes on. As far as the shower dance goes - that is literally what it means. The same Indian girls, once done with their warm up routines do the same dances under a ring which forms basically a giant shower. I went in, had a look just to say I had been there and done that, and skedaddled. The problem with the early shut down is that this leaves a lot of bar owners in a tight spot. They have had to fire a significant portion of their bar staffs, and the girls and dance club owners have all protested that its ridiculous, and it is. Well anyways, there has also been widespread protest about this. The most common sight to see from the bar owners is a group of 150 to 200 of them chanting with flaming torches running about Thamel. So far 70 have been arrested and their vehicles seized???

Ok, so aside from the Kathmandu Valley I went to Chitwaan, and bungee jumping. The bungee jumping was at this place, The Last Resort on the Tibetan border. To get there you have to take a chicken bus 6 hours on this road that would make most people crap their pants. It was so bad - I think I counted 7 absolute wrecks of buses on the way (and an unknown number that are lost to the bottom of the valley). Once there, you get weighed in (the bungee they use is dependent on your weight) and then wait your turn to crap your pants. This one I went to is the second highest in the world (first in Sun City, South Africa) at 160 meters (550 feet). I tell you I have done some crazy stuff in my day, but this by far had to be the craziest. I think that this is the closest that you can come to experiencing the feeling one gets before death. When you stand out on this tiny platform its not so bad, but diving head first into this valley with nothing to hold on to it gets a little crazy. Well I did my jump and in classic cowboy style I yelled out a big ol' U.S.A. at the top of my lungs that gave everyone at the viewing platform a laugh. When I did hit the lowest point I started into a high speed spin that got my head a little loose, but I held my lunch. When you get to the bottom you have to climb back up through the jungle and it was here that I had my first experience with leeches. One of those suckers got a hold of my foot, and apparently they have some sort of a mucus or enzyme that prevents your blot from clotting. So that area where he was oozed blood for about two hours - it was a little disturbing.

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There's no highway to it, but it sure as hell is danger zone!
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Valley
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Me!

Dude, I have to be at the airport tomorrow morning at 4:00, and I still have to put the pictures to this post so you get to hear about Chitwaan when I get back.

Oh yeah, to the crazy part. Tomorrow I fly to Lukla for a 20 day trek to Mt. Everest Base Camp via Gokyo Lakes, and Kalaa Pataar. I suppose that would not be crazy under normal conditions, but the crazy part is that I am going alone without a guide. There's a lot of reasons why I am choosing this way, but I will only explain one.

Many of you who are reading this may think I am crazy. At first glance some of the things I have done may seem for sure to indicate lunacy, but actually everything I do is quite controlled. There is very little in life that will intimidate me enough that I will not try, and this is no exception.

I will attempt to prove to you that anyone out there can do the unthinkable if they set their mind to it. Ever since I was a kid and I read Into Thin Air by John Krakaur, I have always wanted to climb Everest. Well, I don't quite have the time or the money (three months, $100k), so the best I can do for now is base camp. I am attempting to prove that anybody (at least I can speak from a male perspective) can travel the world for months at a time having a blast doing some of the most ridiculous things known to man. I am of average fitness, average intelligence, and have little to no trekking experience, but by reading one book and by being determined not to fail I will be successful.

People have died on this trek, but for me failure is not an option. I have danced with the grim reaper before, but I vow that he will not get the best of me. I cannot fail because:

1) I am going on the smallest budget possible. If anything happens I will not be able to pay any doctors that would help me out for a butload of $$. Time to suck it up.

2) My travel insurance does not cover extreme trekking, or altitudes above 3,000 meters rendering helicopter rescue out of the question if I am in trouble.

3) I paid $290 for a flight to Bangkok, and I will not lose out on this no matter what it takes!

Well, anyways I am so done with this post, so after a three week hiatus I hope to get some good stories and some good pictures back to you guys. In the meanwhile, keep reading and around September 14th I should be back, so check back around that time.

Ok, time to go on some tangents:

You know what - I really love Al Jazeera television! I actually prefer it to CNN. Despite what is portrayed in the west, the television network, run out of Doha, Qatar is actually quite moderate. They portray many more stories that effect the world rather than being "US-Euro" centric. They also try and get to the root of the issues, and dig deep to give a good understanding of the subject matter. Just because they are an Arab run television network, and are essentially the voice of the middle east they should not be portrayed as they are in the west. There is an excellent documentary "Control Room" that shows the difference in the nature of western television juxtaposed with Arab philosophies and the inner workings of the Al Jazeera central network in Doha.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_Room_(film)

I haven't been following the campaigns recently, but it sounds like a power struggle where one week the GOP is up, then the next week the Dems are down, and so forth. I did, however watch this morning the Larry King interview with former President (and currently the man) Bill Clinton. His rhetoric was for the American people to drop the controversy over who is doing what in the campaign, and to choose who they feel will do the most to restore the American economy, end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and bring America back to being at the forefront of the global economic engine that will bring prosperity back to the American public. His feeling was that the Democratic ticket more adequately represents the ideas and leadership that will bring us toward the ultimate ideals of the American public.

In MotoGP news, Valentino Rossi is one race away from clinching the world title this weekend at Twin Ring Motegi, Japan. With just three races to go, and an 87 point advantage to second place in the points (Casey Stoner) Valentino Rossi, the 5 time world champion is downplaying the pressure and is playing it cool in preparation for the upcoming race. This is a very exciting time for the former world champion, as for the past two years he has seen his chances of victory slip away during the last few races of the 2006, and 2007 seasons. We dont want to jynx it though. Of Rossi's 87 MotoGP victories, he has never taken a first place on a four stroke monster at Motegi.

In the wake of American Nickey Hayden's return to the podium at Indianapolis, renewed interest in his sucess has revealed itself in a new deal with Italian manufacturer Ducati for the 2009 season. With this comes the switch from French Michelin rubber to the Japanese Bridgestone.

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Indianapolis Podium - Its great to see the rookie Lorenzo up there, as well as the Kentucky Kid. Go Yamaha!!!!

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Rossi explaining in detail to Danika Patrick how hes going to give it to her later that night

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Reflections... tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-09-16:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=19&entryid=128935 2008-09-16T15:51:32Z 2008-09-16T15:32:12Z Wow - it really seems that this world is getting crazier and crazier by the minute. Lets look back and reflect on some of the events that have occurred over the past week: - In response to the signing of a deal between Poland and the US to install (LM hahah) air defense missile interceptors, Russia has flexed its military muscle by participating in war games with the not so friendly to the US Venezuela. Normally this would not be considered ... Wow - it really seems that this world is getting crazier and crazier by the minute.

Lets look back and reflect on some of the events that have occurred over the past week:

- In response to the signing of a deal between Poland and the US to install (LM hahah) air defense missile interceptors, Russia has flexed its military muscle by participating in war games with the not so friendly to the US Venezuela. Normally this would not be considered a big deal, however Russia has sent Tu-160 Blackjack Strategic bombers which are capable of deep strike to the heart of the US. The blackjack is a swing wing supersonic heavy bomber which is similar in capabilities, looks, and performance to the US B-1B Lancer. It appears to me that cold war tensions are heating up - what is next???

- Three major pillars of the US financial institution have collapsed. We all very well understand the situation with AIG, Merryl Lynch, and Lehman Brothers so I will not discuss further. I cringe at the thought of looking at the status of my investments. Needless to say, this is not what the US economy needed right now. Both Obama and McCain have blamed the current administration for being "asleep at the wheel" and allowing this to happen. I listen to Allen Greenspan for about 5 minutes, and I want to shoot myself so I cant really say what he is thinking. I can say though that no matter what he says in my eyes it is about 60% his fault no matter what.

- Bolivia is close to entering a civil war. President Evo Morales, has instituted a new land distribution scheme which will benefit the rich, and like the same sad song of South America - it will take away from the poor. This is in stark contrast to the principles and actions that Evo stood for when initially running for president.

- Bombings in Delhi, India which have killed at least 21 have been accounted for by a group calling themselves the Indian Mujahadeen. Speculators believe links to Al Qaeda are possible, but have not confirmed at this point. Police throughout the nation are now in reaction mode, trying to understand how this could happen and are tightening their intelligence networks. In email messages sent to the Indian government, the purpose of the attacks was retaliation for 60 years of muslim oppression in India as well as cooperation with US foreign policy.

- In Melbourne, Australia a local Muslim leader has been arrested on charges of plotting acts of terrorism. Something on the order of 6,000 phone taps, 39,000 email interceptions, and 4,000 hours of video recording have lead to some snippets of this man saying how he had to show the world by destroying everything (buildings, infrastructure, etc.) the power of Jihad. This is a revolutionary case for Australia because they are trying to accuse this man of terrorism, when he has actually never even committed a crime. His lawyers say that the discussions that have been intercepted are merely bravado and that his client is innocent. We will see. The US just sends em straight to Getmo for the cock meat sandwich - I say hes getting off easy (dont get offended, its from a movie).

- In Peshawar, Pakistan there are reports that US forces have been operating in that area in an effort to capture terrorist cells. Also, in unconfirmed reports there is the possibility that those US forces have been fired upon by the Pakistani Military.

- US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has been involved in discussions with Libya's leader Moammar Gadhafi. For those who are not aware, under Reagan F-117 stealth fighters along with a procession of electronic warfare aircraft were sent to Libya to kill Gaghafi. Laser guided bombs destroyed the targets where intelligence officials reported he would be, but quite obviously he made it out alive. His daughter died in the attacks. The current trip, which has been the first a US Secretary of State has taken in a half century has been labeled as "a good start" on the road toward establishing foreign investment as well as trade agreements.

- In MotoGP news, the first running of the Indianapolis Grand Prix ended in another victory for championship leader Valentino Rossi. He has strengthened his lead, and with four victories in a row while sporting Bridgestone rubber, he is satisfied with his performance. The Indianapolis GP was stopped with just 8 laps to go due to rain and windy conditions that were making it dangerous for the riders. In a surprising mid season shift Dany Pedrosa has also made the switch from Michelin to Bridgestone with successful results. On the home track of US rider Nicky Haden, he returned from injury that has left him out of the past two races with a vengeance. He ended the Indianapolis GP with a number two podium, which has restored his spirit after being at an all season low with his injuries.

Ok - This is all important stuff so make sure you read it all.

Next I want to talk about the election. I do not have all the insight as some of you might have because I'm not on US soil, but I think the McCain/Pallin camp have been gaining strength. Being in Africa for almost a month I got the African perspective on things. If you have done your research you know that Obama's father was from Kenya, and therefore he has very strong East African support. Well to start off, Obama's face is on everything from Taxi cabs, to buildings, to t shirts. If you are part of the in crowd you have an Obama sticker on your car. Everywhere I go when I tell them I'm from the US they ask who I'm voting for, and when I tell them Obama they get so happy. I have met with leaders of Obama support groups in the middle of nowhere. They label McCain as "just another Bush", and to a certain extent if you oversimplify things this is probably not that far from the truth. They also joke how a man who is 73 would ever want to be president. They usually go on to say something like "when I'm 73 man, I just want to smoke fat joints on the beach all day, not work". In all reality who the hell does that. Why would you ever want to be 77 and be the leader of a nation who is in such trouble as ours. My vote doesn't really matter (NY is going democratic regardless), but I will make the effort to go to the embassy and put in for an absentee ballot.

I do not feel as proud of our nation as I used to. There are many problems that we need to resolve, and I do not mind living outside of the country and supporting the economies of other nations until we proverbially "get our shit straight".

Oh yeah, I have been also called a terrorist on more than a handful of ocassions. Not because my bloodline is from Iran, rather because I am from the US. The US is causing so much pain and bloodshed in the world that most people of other nations look at America as the source of the problem, not the "terrorists". Think about that one.

Ok - enough politics and world events. Back to the travels.

I left off in Jinja, Uganda. From there I picked up a camera in Kampala (just a short distance away). It killed my budget, but thanks to the responses that I have gotten so far I think I may be able to manage it.

When I said I had to buy a camera some people by email even offerred to send me one. To ship, the only secure way to get it is through DHL, which costs $190 to send a kilo of package from the US to Dar Es Salaam, Tanzania and takes two to three weeks. The only real solution was to buy one in Africa.

I have been every day in discussion with Paypal to try and get my account set up so that I can email out a message that will have a link if you would like to make a donation. I cant tell you how difficult it is to take care of anything if you are outside of the US. If you email customer service of any website, its automatically answered with something that is generic and is not even close to the answer that you need. Its like when you call a company and you can never get a person on the other end and they try and answer your question through an automated voice. You have no idea how frustrating this can be.

Crazy people (not including friends) that I met this past week or so:

- Lee, the 14 year old London bloak who was at a bar in Jinja, Uganda drinking and smoking more than anyone else. I started chatting it up with him, and well I always get the comment that I have lived 8 lives of experience - well this kid really has, but only at 14. Over beers that he was buying me, he told me about girls hes slept with, all the times hes been arrested, how he likes to get loaded up on PCP and go out fighting, and about all the kids he loved at the orphanage he was working at in Uganda. This kid was nuts. Then he drank a triple of Gin and juice, and then immediately followed it up by funneling a 500 ml beer.

- Raymond, the overland truck driver from Capetown. I met him in a bar in Zanzibar, Tanzania and he told me about his travels. For those who don't know an overland truck is a huge off road beast that carries like 20 to 25 tourists across Africa (basically off road bus). Raymond has been an overlander for years now, and has been to every cool spot in Africa at least 3 times. The most important part about his story was that he had a pet parrot for two years. Ok, well that wasn't the interesting part. The interesting part was that he took it from birth, and fed it by needles for the first 6 months. Then he cared for it and washed it and it became his best friend. The bird would sit on his arm the whole time when he would be driving the truck.

- US Olympic gold athlete in womens rowing, Anna Goodale is staying in my hotel in Kathmandu, Nepal. After winning the gold in Beijing she stayed on for some time in Nepal to experience Asia.

- Usman, Waqas, Shahid, and Naveed the Pakistanis. They are leather traders who treat hides that come from Tanzanian slaughter houses. Then they send the hides off for export to larger countries to be tanned. More on this later

- Eric, the 36 year old guy from Brooklyn getting his Dive Master Certificate in Zanzibar. More crazy than him was his neighbor whose house we went to cook fish at.

- The security guard who was smoking a joint on the job at a 5 star resort in Zanzibar who was telling me that I can "escape to space by running fast", which I think he was trying to tell me that I could avoid the tide coming in by going home now - maybe???

- Ally the Tanzanian Indian who is currently the biggest fashion designer in all of Africa. He was on his way to London Fashion Week, which I guess is a big deal. THen he follows it up with Ethiopia fashion week, South Africa, and the list goes on. He was really cool, and I made jokes with these girls that I met on the plane that he had better done eyebrows than all of them combined. He was about 1/16th of a man in my opinion, but was cool nonetheless. I say this just because he was such a wus. I asked if he ever had been on safari, and he went into for ten minutes how disgusting it would be to go into a tent, and to sleep in a sleeping bag. He only rolled in AC, and soft beds - like I said 1/16th of a man.

- I met these Palestinians in the airport who were living in Jordan and China. They go to China to buy containers of empty CDs and DVDs at about 3 cents each, import to Jordan and they have a distribution of street hustlers they sell to. They make $50k a container which takes about two months to get rid of on a bad month.

- Dylan (New York) and Katie (PA) from the peace corps.

- Chado (short for something in Swahili like Kishichadomika) which means crazy dog. Hes an up and coming rapper living in the north of Zanzibar. When I was there he left for Stone Town to cut an instrumental for his up and coming album. His number one hit is called "I am strong".

- Pikey, the English entrepreneur who is establishing a logistics company in Uganda. He was in Mauritania earlier this year, driving through with some people. A friend of his was driving a car, and it had some problems, and had a small crash on the side of the road. Well, because of the accident some nearby bushes caught on fire, and it started to get bad. Some locals came, and after about 20 minutes they couldn't put it out so the locals told them to leave immediately or they would be killed. Well, they left and the next day a French family came along not knowing what was going on, and because the local people were so pissed about the fire they blindly murdered the French family. Because of this, there were many discussions between the French and Mauritania government, but the end result is that the 2008 Dakar Rally was canceled. In all 550 vehicles were to compete.

- So many more that I cannot remember

Ok, now the story. So from Jinja I went to Kampala and bought a camera and a bus ticket to Dar Es Salaam. The bus was supposed to be 30 hours which in Africa means 36 hours, so I bought some sleeping pills.

Before I finish talking about Jinja, I have to talk about the Rolex's outside of N.R.E (the hostel I was staying at). There is a pair of brothers (Shafi and Safa) operating The Bujagali Chapati Company, and man are they good! When I was staying at NRE all that I ate was Rolex's from them. They have a wide variety of choices, and have everything from chapati, honey, and banana for a nice breakfast, to the two egg, chapati, cabbage, avocado, pepper, and tomato for a nice dinner. All are anywhere from 500-1000 Uganda shilling, and I really have to recommend these guys. They are quite ahead of the competition, and are doing quite well for being such entrepreneurs. They have bigger and better goals that they are working toward, and I wish them the best of luck in their endeavors.

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Shafi on the cooker chefin up marvelous hits!

On the way out of Uganda it was a terrible mess. If you remember in my previous post I wrote about how Uganda has seven kingdoms. Well, when I was there probably two weeks ago the King of Busoga died. It just so happens that the main city in Busoga is Jinja, and that when we tried to leave the entire nation was in Jinja mourning in the funeral processions. Needless to say, it was a hell of a time getting out of Uganda.

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Before I left Jinja, I went to this shrine of Ghandi. If you can make out the writing, when he died he was cremated and his ashes were taken to many different locations around the globe, and spread. In this case he made it to the source of the Nile in Jinja.

The border crossings were no problems, and then about 30 hours into the trip, I knew we were relatively close to Dar Es Salaam. I knew that we went this far, and there have been no problems so something was bound to happen. Just about every day there is a bus accident killing some number (sometimes double digit) of people. So, just for precaution I buckled up. Well about 5 minutes later we pull over and the driver turns the bus off. When we are waiting, about 3 minutes after that another truck rear ends the bus from behind. We were all ok, but the two trucks were damaged and traffic was getting hectic. We went outside, and found out what happened. The truck that hit us was coming from behind was being towed by another truck, because the engine was damaged. Ironically both the truck and our bus that were involved in the accident were powered off. I think that this is the first time in history this has ever happened.

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Yeah yeah, I know - it could have been worse

Whatever, so everyone waited outside and I helped the bus assistant siphon gas from the gas tank with his mouth to clear the fuel filter. It turns out a stick was lodged in the tank, and was preventing the flow of fuel to the engine, and that is why we pulled over in the first place. This is such a common occurrence because the fuel and tanks are dirty that in like 5 minutes we had the line cleared, but then we had to wait for the police. After we cleared the line, and primed the fuel system I offered the bus assistant water to clear his mouth, but instead he refused and went on to smoke a cigarette. I was sure he was going to go up in flames.

When waiting for the police we all discussed how we were going to get back to Dar. I didnt have any money at the time so I joked how I was going to sell my watch, and kept asking "who wants to buy my watch". I then asked a man (I later learned his name - Usman) for a cigarette, and he mentioned his friends were going to pick him up. Well, about 5 minutes later he disappeared only to come back to me saying they had room for one more. I jumped at the chance, grabbed my big bag and hopped in the car. The car was full of Usman's friends (Waqas, Naveed, and Shahid) and man was their car nice. I have been traveling in chicken buses and cars held together with wire, so it was really nice to be in AC with a nice radio. The guys were all Pakistani leather traders that had moved to Tanzania because of the conditions back home. I learned a lot from them about their homeland, and about some of the impressions that Pakistanis have about US foreign policy, the wars we are waging in Afghanistan and Iraq, Mosharraf, and the current President Bhenazir Bhutto's widow (does anybody know him as anything else - haha). Well, after dropping me off at my hotel they insisted that I go out with them to dinner. Being Muslims they were really hungry (Ramadan) so we really feasted. We went to a very famous Indian spot in Dar, and after went to this nice casino for some after dinner tea.

Throughout our discussions I learned that Shahid had recently gone to Pakistan to get engaged to his wife. The next night they invited me to out with them again in celebration of the engagement. I was supposed to leave for Zanzibar the next morning, but to celebrate Shahid's engagement would be really cool so I stayed in Dar another day. The next night we went to a wonderful dinner at a Chinese restaurant, and then went to another casino on the bluffs overlooking the water.

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From left to right: Waqas, Shahid, Naveed, Usman

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For dinner at the Chinese restaurant amongst other things we had this crazy fish. Those things in its mouth arent cloves of garlic, its actually its teeth. I dont know the name of the fish, but those teeth are used to eat coral (so of course they need to be strong). Cool!

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After the large dinner we went out for pan. Pan is this leaf wrapped up with all that weirdness. You put it in the corner of your mouth and chew on it and drink the juice. Apparently if you have a large meal and dont exercize after you can chew this and it helps you digest the food a lot faster than normal.

After that I went to Zanzibar where I spent about a week. I took the ferry from Dar to Zanzibar, which wasnt too shabby at all. When you arrive, you come to Stone Town which is the biggest town in Zanzibar. Its a world heritage site, and is really cool. The sites there are a bit bland, but the whole town is a bit eclectic on its own which gives it charm. Aside from the two main roads, the town is really a labyrinth which you can never figure out. That night I went to a bar, a local dive, which was cool but I had a beer and left. On the way out I met with a guy, Jackson who I bought a bracelet from earlier in the day. He wanted to buy me a beer, so him and the guy that he sells bracelets with and me got totally wasted at this dive. These guys were hilarious, and so was the place. I was the only mzungu, and apparently if you are mzungu and you buy a beer at this place it comes with like three hookers. Man did I have to fight these girls off of me. Later in the night I met these two people from the peace corps. Dylan and Katie were really cool and we kicked it for a while. It was funny because I was a bit blind and I asked what Katie studied, and she told me Astro, and so like whatever I tried to guess what Astro was, and for some reason I came up with Astro Biology which doesn't even make sense (the correct answer would have been Astrophysics in case you were wondering). I thought it was a bit ironic because Katie was two years out of school (as I am), went to a state school, and although we went down two totally separate paths (she was helping the world in the peace corps; me building war machines) we ended up at the same place in the middle of nowhere Africa drinking the same beers.

The best thing about Stone Town I would have to say would be the night fish market they have near the old fort. You can get lobster, squid, calamari, kingfish, barracuda, snapper, octopus, and the list goes on for really cheap. Octopus is a staple of the Zanzibar diet, and is pretty good. I had it on a few occasions, and once you get over the fact that you are chewing on a suction cup the size of a bottle cap its really good.

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Fish market

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Sunset in Stone Town

The main religions in Tanzania are Christianity and Islam respectively, with the coastal areas dominated by Islam, and Christianity everywhere else. The island of Zanzibar has about a 90% Muslim population, who are all currently in the holy month of Ramadan. Ramadan is a holy period, which is represented by the 9th month of the Islamic calendar. It was during this month that the angel Gabriel delivered the word of Allah (Qur'an) to Mohammad, and essentially the religion was formed. For a whole month Muslims cannot eat, drink, or smoke from sunrise to sunset. The ritual is to wake up at 4 AM, have a small food, and then fast till dusk. At 6:30 on the dot, all the stores start selling food. The tradition is to read the whole Qur'an during the holy month, so every night people go to the mosque to pray 1/30th of the Qur'an. Being in an island that is dominated by this religion, restaurants and stores are for the most part closed during the day. You cannot even find a place to buy a water. It is a little difficult. I found that if you go to a market (which is still open) then you can buy a kilo of dates and eat this throughout the day to hold you over to night.

After Stone Town I headed to Kendwa, which is on the North coast. I stayed at this place which was kind of like a resort, but had dormitories so it was cheap, at least for Zanzibar ($11 a night). I pretty much layed around for the next three days, and chilled with the rastas and the local boys that roam up and down the beach selling things. I especially liked this one guy that I met, Abraham, who had a long talk with me and taught me about his country. He really wanted to be a tour guide, and he is almost there so I gave him my guide book so that he can learn some more about being a mzungu.

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Abraham with the book I gave him

The second day I went scuba diving off the coast of Memba Atoll. This is on the east coast of Zanzibar, and was AMAZING! The fish populations were much more concentrated than in Panama, and the team was really good. We even had the added bonus that on the way there we were lucky enough to have dolphins swimming with us alongside the boat. We did a wall dive, and a floor dive at two locations Kitchwani, and Wattabomi to about 18 meters maximum depth. My dive buddy was this crazy guy Eric from Brooklyn who came to Zanzibar to get his dive master certification. For some reason, even though he was a burnout he really liked hearing about how we made the helicopters at work. On the way out, our boat driver was trolling for fish, and caught a huge Kingfish.

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The place I was staying at for $11

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Looking out toward the beach

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Beautiful sunset!!!!

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Believe it or not, its really hard to capture good pictures of dolphins zipping through the water

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Eric trying to lure the dolphins in. He was making the noise you make when you try and call cats over. This guy was big time shot...

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More dolphins

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Memba island from where we were diving

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Quite possibly the most non-manly picture of me ever. Girls, I hope you think its at least cute.

We saw lionfish (the fish from Deuce Bigelow), Eels, Sting Rays, those fish that hide under the sand and eat unsuspecting fish that cruise by, Nemos, and tons of others that I am not familiar with. The Nemos are the favorite - they hide in the anemones and come out if you are not looking, but when you look at them they run away. Its really cute.

After, me and Eric kicked it at his house over a few beers, and then headed to his neighbors house to cook a piece of the Kingfish that we caught on the boat earlier in the day. Dude, his neighbor was mental. I cant even really describe here why, you really had to be there but he had this really cool belt on the wall and he showed me what its for. He had a really cool blanket that he wrapped around himself, and then he put the belt on which had a holster in the back. He then took out this huge knife (posing like he was going to kill someone) and told us that his grandfather once told him:

"If you want peace you have to be prepared for war"

Everybody in the village knows him as being crazy and therefore nobody messes with him. After we went to this cool bar on the beach where I met a hotel owner, and a bunch of other people. The most interesting was Raymond from Capetown described above. How cool would it be to have a parrot as your best friend? Haha, that night I spent all my money on beers and had to walk on the beach back to Kendwa from Nungwi. Its about a 4km walk, but you have to time it just right so that you don't get stuck with the tide coming in. If the tide is in you cannot walk on the beach. Not to mention its pitch black, and dangerous. Anyways, I was trodding along until I came to an area that was impassable and was about to give up. I was lucky enough to find a crazy security guard that showed me a secret way around the rocks, and eventually I got there. Take it from me, thats not a walk you want to do alone at night with a backpack on.

The next day I just hung out with my good friend Hasan from the dive shop and then boogied out of there. I took the daladala (local minivan transport), ferry, taxi, a 6 hour flight, 5 hour layover, and then another 6 hour flight to Nepal, but I am here now. On the flight from Tanzania to Qatar I met the guy who is number one in fashion in all of Africa, and then some crazy people at the airport. It was cool.

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Hasan and me at the dive center. This guy was cool!

I really like Kathmandu and am excited to do more exploring of the country. After four hours of writing I am totally finished with this post... I don't even think you guys get a spell check, that is how done I am with this one.

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Sunrise on the way to Nepal!!!!

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The plane had this feature where you can look at a 3D terrain map of where you are flying. Notice the Himalaya to the north. That shit is no joke at all.

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This is what it looks like from a window seat

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I am mzungu, hear me roar! tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-09-06:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=18&entryid=127353 2008-09-06T15:13:00Z 2008-09-06T15:02:49Z Ok, so last I left off I was in Arusha, Tanzania. I went on safari, and was just about ready to head out of town. I went and bought a ticket to Kampala, Uganda for the 17 hour trip, well little did I know what I was in for. As far as the camera thing goes, it has been slow. I set up a paypal account but they have limited it so I cant get it going because they saw ... Ok, so last I left off I was in Arusha, Tanzania. I went on safari, and was just about ready to head out of town.

I went and bought a ticket to Kampala, Uganda for the 17 hour trip, well little did I know what I was in for.

As far as the camera thing goes, it has been slow. I set up a paypal account but they have limited it so I cant get it going because they saw the IP address was from a hut in Uganda, and they don't think its me. This has really put a damper on things, but I promise to get this done!

Before I go on about that there was something that I failed to mention in the previous post. In Swahili the word for traveler is mzungu, so everywhere you go the people here yell something like "mzungu, buy this - mzungu, buy that". The other one they use in east africa is just blatantly calling you white man - ex: "white man, whats up - you want tshirt". When you go to a village little kids bumrush you and all want to shake your hand and be your friend because you are a bit of a phenomenon being white and all. Its actually like the coolest thing.

Babies run to the bus when your on the road, and the kids just love you. It almost makes you feel like a celebrity. So if you like little black babies (Rachel, pay attention) then east Africa is for you.

Also, if you want to do good in the world then east africa is for you too. I didnt know a thing about Africa before I came, but volunteering is HUGE here. There are way more volunteers than travellers, and they come from all walks of life, but most being doctor types. So if your in some dump of a place eating rolexs (more on this later) with other mzungus, don't be surprised if they went to Berkeley, Oxford, or Cambridge even though they are covered in dirt and are wearing rags.

Ok, so back to the bus - the bus was 2 hours late, so while waiting I started talking to these two aussie sisters (Emma and Georgina) who were also going to Kampala.

Then, when the bus gets to the station there these guys who bumrush the fuel tanks and start siphoning fuel (by sucking on a hose) from one tank to the one on the other side. We were convinced that there was some sort of leak, but they told us it was no problems. As this was happening we were conjuring up the bus breaking down, and having to sleep in it overnight, and all this other stuff. Then we started laughing as we realized we were watching this guy drenched in gasoline do his thing as we were smoking a couple of cancer sticks about 2 feet away - bozos!

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Yeah, this is safe...

Whatever - so we get going, and the ride was ok, with the exception that none of the road was paved, and we never stopped to use the bathroom (no toilet on board), and the bus was more cold than the one in Panama! In the night the people left the windows open, and it was like an icebox. I had shorts, and a long sleeve shirt on and tucked into it like a ball and slept sitting up (the Aussie girls def got a laugh of this site). All the other people who were expecting this were bundled up like mummies to withstand the subarctic Siberian climate within that bus. Then came the border crossings. When I was buying my ticket I was originally thinking of going west in Tanzania to Mwanza, then heading north to Kampala because I wouldn't have to go through Kenya and pay a visa, but this journey takes 45 or so hours, and sometimes the road is impassable so I opted for the 17 hour trip from Arusha to Nairobi, then to Kampala (that comes along with Kenya visa fees).

Border crossings by bus in the middle of the night are never fun, but this shit was bananas. Being the only mzungus on board, me and the Aussie girls stuck together, but we figured basically its the usual routine (get a stamp to leave one country, get a visa in the next) and you have to walk from one to another. When we went to get the Tanzanian stamp, everyone said don't do anything because you will get robbed, and basically run to the stamp house. Well, it turns out there is absolutely no lights on in this area, and once they drop you off the bus heads to some unknown area and your left alone with no clue what to do. Well, we got our stamps and then walked the .5 kilometer walk on this huge bridge and through this small town with crazy guys sitting by fires, and really hurt up shops that were all closed. It literally looked like a scene from Mad Max.

When we were paying for the Kenyan visas, we (the Aussies and I) were debating whether we should get the full visa for $50, or the transit for $20. Well I really wanted the full, but was low on dollars and wasn't sure of the price of the Uganda visa so I played it safe and went with the transit (I will just have to come back for Mombasa, and Lamu).

After a stopover in Nairobi, we continued to the border with Uganda. Uganda wasn't so bad, with the exception that as a team we were out of money. The Aussie girls bought the full Kenya visa, and didn't have enough for Uganda. I lent them all my money in dollars and we exchanged for Kenya Shillings, but this still wasn't good enough. We literally sat at the border and were begging to be let into Uganda with the money we had, and somehow it worked!!! I mean, who does that: getting into a country with not enough money for a visa - so cool!

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The promised land, at least if you dont have enough $$$ for a visa

So when we got to Kampala we hit up some ATMs (none of us had money), and went to a hostel. The place was good, and after some food we went exploring. When I say exploring (keep in mind these girls are Aussies) we really went to a bar, then one more, then bought a bottle of booze and proceeded to drink it all. Uganda is pretty cheap, thats why I came here, so drinking isn't so hard on the wallet. The next day we started off by exploring the local market. We got these wraps with chipote, two eggs, onion, and tomato for $.50 each, and then topped it off with pineapple (probably the best I've ever had) we bought off some bicycle which really hit the spot. Then Emma wanted a purse so we talked to a seamstress and they drew up plans to make one handmade to her specs for $8. I'm not even a chick and I think thats cool. After we changed our hostel by taking the matatu (local transport minibuses). Well, the traffic in Kampala is treacherous, and it took us 2.5 hours to go across Kampala, and oh yeah by the way when we transferred to the second one we had to go through New Park. That place is absolutely mental. There must be 3 to 4 thousand matatus in there, shops, restaurants, people sleeping, etc all with like one foot between these buses. So when we got to the other hostel (backpackers) we did more exploring. We walked to a market where for less than $1 you can get beef, rice, beans, and plantains. We soon learned that literally everywhere you can get the chipote, egg, and vegetable wrap at 700 shilling ($.40) each. Well, the Aussies are on the same level as me, and these soon became the staple of our diets. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner we were slamming these guys down, and man are they good. Later from our Frankie we learned that the name of them is a Rolex (very fitting name, considering you don't need anything close to even a timex to afford).

That night we just hung out at the hostel, and this guy working there Frankie was dishing out bags of booze left and right. Yeah, you heard right. Cheap booze here is served in little bags. You get 100ml (about three shots) in a little bag. The best is Africa #1 vodka, and the worst (and of course cheapest) is Africa Waraji. Waraji smells like pine sol, and is pretty nasty, but for like $.60 for a bag its a reasonable way to go and have a good night out and not kill your wallet. A good cocktail that never fails is the Running Man (fake African Red Bull), and Africa #1.

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Vodka & running man - a classic!

Well, anyways - after a couple of drinks Frankie busted out his guitar, and man is that guy good. He put me on to a lot of good music. He was black, and grew up in London, but his friends were a bunch of fuckheads and were getting into trouble and doing drugs. To escape from that lifestyle he just came to Uganda, and lives here now (and works at the hostel we were at). Its a little crazy, because the Ugandan people look at him like a mzungu even though hes black. He doesn't speak Lugandan, but regardless he gets labeled as a mzungu which is a little crazy. So we had a lot in common, and we really got a long. That guy is cool man. After jamming for hours the conversation turned to what I would assume is a highly debatable topic in philosophy circles - is the world better or worse as a result of the course of the slave trade and colonialism.

As a newbie to Africa, I was really interested in this one. I can tell you whatever you need to know about South America, but man - I really don't know a thing about Africa. Frankie's point (keep in mind hes black) was that slavery brought blacks to all ends of the globe so that now the lineage is established those people are allowed to prosper in countries where their social group wouldn't normally be. In addition to this colonialism brought with it the establishment of formal governments (which leads to the counterpoint), infrastructure, and brought these countries further toward development than if they were left alone. Frankie, as a black man living in Uganda also noted that there is in his opinion an innate sense of jealousy of all Africans toward one another that stunts their success, and for this reason it was necessary for the modern world to intervene (all interesting). His other point was that regardless of the ethnic group, whenever there is mass immigration from one point to another for whatever the reason that there is always going to be hardship and loss of life.

The counterpoint was that the white Europeans of the time came to Africa and developed boundaries based on what they wanted, and developed rules for the Africans that they were not used to. This proverbially fucked them up and was used as a method of control to keep them undeveloped and unsuccessful and therefore susceptible to exploitation through the slave trade. In addition, Ethiopia, which was a unique situation in that it was never under colonial rule was used as an example of how if Africans are left on their own they would either prosper or fail as a continent. This can also be ruled out by different environmental conditions from country to country, and the barren landscape and and arid conditions of Ethiopia. There also was minor Italian intervention near the Red Sea, untill they were defeated and sent running in 1896 by the Ethiopian Emporer of the time.

I haven't been to Ethiopia, so I didn't chime in on this situation, but if you have any thoughts email me at: bejuan99@yahoo.com. Typically I stay out of political debates, but this one really fascinated me. Plus, it was with an international crowd giving different opinions which was cool (UK, two Dutch, some guy from Rochester, Aussies, Norway, etc.)

I rambled, so I am going to keep the next portions short. The next day we hit up the central marked in Kampala. We got there by Boda Boda. Bodas are small 125cc motorcycles that they use as transport. Its a good job, and it seems that there are millions of them around. Everywhere you walk theres a guy going "hey, mzungu - where you want to go". They drive about 10% of the time on the road and spend the other time driving on sidewalks, alleyways, between cars, and anywhere you could never imagine that a motorcycle can go. The traffic is so bad in Kampala, that they really are the only way to go, and man are they fun! The drivers are absolutely nuts, and take two people on the back no problem. They can take a 25 kilo backpack on the tank, along with me and my 10 kilo small bag like they are going out for a Sunday stroll. Oh yeah, and they crash a lot too. If you ever see a scar on somebody's face its a 90% guarantee that they were in a boda crash. I was in one too! We were driving across an ultra safe intersection (oh yeah, they don't turn the traffic lights on because they don't want to pay for them) and nearly T boned another boda. My driver reacted, locked up the back brake, and the bike slid out in a lowside, skidding on the pavement. We were going pretty slow so I just jumped off and nothing happened, but was that guy pissed. Anyways, back to the market that place is fucking nuts. The stalls are one foot apart, and there is an area for everything - spices, salts, tobacco, shoes, nuts, shirts, bags, pharmaceuticals, etc. It takes about one hour and a half to go from one end to another, but is well worth it for some good old fashioned exploring.

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Frankie and Georgie on a boda

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Market is nuts!

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Special area in market for hooves - mmmm, my favorite

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Frankie in the shoe section not looking too impressed

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After the market, we met Mr. T - we thought he was cool till we found out he was ultra shady, and pos smokes ice

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Peanut market

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Street life

And on the way back home we saw this crazy guy who had a crowd gathered around. It turns out he was bench pressing a rock in his teeth.
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Then he asked for someone to fight him, and everybody wanted the mzungu to do it (me), but I refused so this huge 2 meter guy did a Bruce Lee flying punch which landed square on his chest without a flinch. Guy was nuts.

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Downtown Kampala - Theres no traffic issues here....

That night we hit up some good clubs in town. Kampala is known for its nightlife, and so Frankie, Emma, Georgina (Aussie sisters), and Iris (cool Asian from NY who studied Epidemiology, but for the time being is traveling to find herself [SE Asia & Africa]), and I hit up all these bars and had a really good time before grabbing some rolexs at 5AM and retiring back to the hostel. At the first bar (expat pub) we lost Frankie for 5 minutes, and next thing you know he was playing the guitar and singing with the live band. The owner thought he was good and played half the set in place for the regular singer! After we went to Steak Out, easily the best bar in Kampala, which was playing reggae banger after banger. I wore my jeans that have the Haile Selassie patch on them that I got from Philly. There was a ton of Kenyans, but even more Ethiopians there and when I showed them that patch dude, like every single one of them lifted me into the air with a big bear hug. Needless to say it was a hit. I traded travel bling with some guy and got such a good trade - a Kenya leather bracelet for one Tanzania. I was getting compliments for that thing all night!

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Crazy sticker in cab on way back home from club

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Emma taking picture of self

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Fish market near our hostel. Right next to the most important place in the world - the rolex market

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Fish market 2

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I like this picture

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Emma & I travel bling. RIP Tanzania...

On my last day in Kampala I went to Kasubi Tombs. This is the burial place of the Kings of Buganda. In Uganda, there is a president and seven kingdoms, each wit a respectable King. Buganda is the largest (in size and population) and therefore is the strongest. The first Bugandan King that kicked the British out established a palace, and from then on the three that have succeeded him have been buried there. There are 52 rings to represent the 52 tribes of the Bugandan kingdom, and the main palace is considered the largest hut in the world. Under Obote (President before Idi Amin) in 1966 kingdoms were banned, the royal palace of King Mutessa II was bombed Idi Amin and his army, and eventually under exile in England the King was poisoned. Kingdoms (namely Buganda) were not brought back till 1993. In the royal tombs are the bodies of the four Kings of Buganda, spears that they possessed that were used for battle, fighting, and for ceremonies, as well as a pet cheetah of King Mutessa I who on his death was so sad he attacked everyone and was killed and preserved for the tombs.

My guide was a young aspiring journalist named Joseph. After we had a bunch of sodas and I showed him my pictures of his travels. In support of his goal I told him I would write in here about him as well as show the pictures he took. I think he will be very successful with his mindset.

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Kings tomb from inside taken by Joseph

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Me outside - picture taken by Joseph

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Me and Joseph

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Sad cheetah : (

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Me at restaurant - picture taken by Joseph

That leaves off where I am right now. Yesterday I took the bus in the morning to Jinja for white water rafting in the Nile. The location is on Lake Victoria which is actually the source of the Nile. On the 31kilometer stretch you go on nothing under a class three, and hit four class 5 rapids. As an introduction to rafting, on the first rapid you jump out of the boat before hand and go through it just in the life jacket. For those who are not good swimmers this is literally insane because every step of the way you feel like you are going to get sucked under. On one of the rapids we had a set that started off with a class four, then turns to a class three. Well, we got thrashed in the four, flipped the boat, and I got thrown about ten feet and had to go through most of it with the life jacket bobbin like a cork! My favorite by far was a class 5 four meter (12 or so foot) waterfall that we went on going backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another good one was the class 5 at Bujugali Falls, which was so crazy we broke all the rubbers holding the boat together, and the floats in the middle of the boat started flying all over the place. I was at this hostel last night and watched the video from another group put together with music, and man when your in the moment you lose track of time, but when you see it in video that shit is absolutely nuts. There was a kayaker that went down this class 6 that was just absolutely insane. Our guide Jeoffrey has only been rafting for two months, and has already been to international competition in Australia and France. Hes so sick because all of his life he worked at Bujugali Falls taking money from people who want to see him jump and hit the class 4 rapids holding just a jerry jug with an avocado as a cork (MENTAL!!!!).

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Rafting crew from left to right: Bozo the clown, Epidemiology PHds from Johns Hopkins, Kate from the Poconos (woot woot!) but living in Rwanda, Chelsea from Oxford, and weird older Navy guy who turned white when I told him I gave up on taking my malaria pills

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Sunset over the source of the Nile with lonely fishing canoe

Rafting in Jinja is supposed to be some of the best in the world, and man - I can say for sure now I know why. This place is sick!!! I set a new life goal. Before I die, I want to hit a class 6 set on a kayak like this dude from Adrift (company).

Anyways, this is long as hell so im going to let you go. The Aussie girls are supposed to meet me sometime today in Jinja, so I have to find them!.

PS: If your wondering why some of the pictures look good in the end its because I have been using Emma's camera with my Sony chip in it. I still need a new camera. I think I will try and find a bargain in Kampala when I go back.

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Bijan needs a new camera! tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-08-28:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=17&entryid=126158 2008-08-30T10:26:36Z 2008-08-30T10:14:19Z Dont even think that its a joke. Everything I have is on its last legs. My watch is barely readable, my ipod is busted (but I have a way to make it work), and my camera is for sure broken. You cant see what your taking a picture of becasue there is all the sand in the sahara underneath the screen. The lens cover on the front that is supposed to open automatically doesnt open, so I have to force ... Dont even think that its a joke. Everything I have is on its last legs. My watch is barely readable, my ipod is busted (but I have a way to make it work), and my camera is for sure broken.

You cant see what your taking a picture of becasue there is all the sand in the sahara underneath the screen. The lens cover on the front that is supposed to open automatically doesnt open, so I have to force it open, and sometimes I have to hold it open with one finger. There is some sort of black smudge on all the pictures, and sometimes when I turn it on it gets all retarted on me, and puts the lens in and out like its doing some sort of camera breakdance.

To summarize, I need a new camera. As of now I am overbudget (I will have to make up for it in southeast asia), and cannot really affort to take the hit of buying a new camera. If you havent experienced it yet, and if you ever buy electronics outside of the states, they are alot more money, and I think I will barely be able to buy a camera, so what I am asking is if everyone who reads this pitches in a little bit of money to help a brother out, I would really appreciate it! What Im going to do is send an email to you with a paypal thingamajig so you can donate if you want. I have alot of people's emails, but if you want to donate and you dont think I have your email then you can shoot me something quick and I will get you all the details. My email is: bejuan99@yahoo.com

DONATIONS APPRECIATED!

Song of Tanzania: Johnny Clegg and Jaluka - Killimanjaro

Song of the week: Third Eye Blind - I want you

Manly song to balance out previous song: DMX - Its dark and hell is hot

So alot has happened since last time I wrote. I hope y'all havent given up on me just yet. I try and post every week, but I was in transit for a while, then when I got to Tanzania I went on safari and didnt have internet.

Well anyways, im here, and so are you, and that is all that matters.

When I left off the last post I was in Egypt with Ashley, and my flight was all messed up. Well, I resolved the flight issues with my travel agent, and got a new ticket, but wouldnt fly for another day, so I made the most of my time in Cairo. I went to this place called the citadel which was considered the military headquarters in Cairo since waaaay back in the day. This was a good find because for 20 egyptian pounds I was able to see like 5 cool things in there.

The most impressive was the Mohammed Ali Mosque, which was very beautiful. From there I hit up the police museam which wasnt all that great, a delapidated presidential palace, and the military museam. The area where the citadel is very beautiful, and its perched on the top of this hill with great views of Cairo. Of all those sights I thought the military museam was the best. For those that dont know, Egypt's military is quite capable, and is considered to be more strong than Israel. They have an equivalent number of airplanes, and a significantly larger tank force. As far as the Egyptian viewpoint on Israel, there is absolutely no beef there. They like Israel, and as long as the Israeli/Palestinian issues do not interfere with their country they have no problems.

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Amazing

The museum was put in place by the current president, Mobarrak, who was a military commander during the campaigns against Israel, so this museam was almost a mausoleum to how well the military performed and highlighted all the successes during that time period, especially those that Mobarrak participated in. It overexpemplifies his performance as a commander, and portrays the image that Egypt would be lost without him. Its actually kind of funny, and the Egyptians think it is too.

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Egyptian Iwo Jima

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I mean, how would they have done it without him...

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Well, I dont have god, or victory so I guess the only other alternative is martyrdom

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Streets of rage

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Tribute to the surface to air missile crews during the october war

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Sorry

There was a display of some aircraft and armaments too, which included a SU-7 attack aircraft, and MIG-17 fighter.

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MIG-15, SA-2 surface to air missile, and SU-7

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MIG-21

From there, I got off to the airport and flew. My travel agency hooked it up since they knew that I was pissed with how the flight with Ethiopian Air was so they hooked it up with a ticket on Emerates Airlines with a connection in Dubai. Emerates is the national airline of the U.A.E, and they are handsdown the nicest airline I have ever flown on. From Cairo to Dubai I flew on a new 777 which had screens for everyone, but those screens had a choice from over 150 movies, 75 or so tv shows, and 800 channels of music. They had a menu you could choose from for the meal, and all alcohol was included. I got into Dubai, and from the minute we landed you can tell that place is dripping in cash. All the services of the airport were first class, and hands down they had the nicest airport i've seen to date. I got in at night, and was flying the next morning so I slept on the floor for a couple hours, and woke up to see the sunset over the Arab Al Jarb hotel. This is the worlds first seven star hotel, and is awesome! Its shaped like a dow, which is the traditional vessel used in the UAE. Going back in time for a history lesson, the UAE was formed as a trading port, and found early sucess with this. For such a small country that consists mostly of desert, they have grown to be one of the global economic leaders because of this trade mentality. Well anyways, I took a cab to the hotel which planted on a manmade island, has a helicopter landing pad on the roof, and a tennis court on the roof as well. It turns out when you show up in flip flops, dirty clothes, and look like you have slept on the floor of an airport they dont exactly greet you with arms wide open. Regardless, I couldnt go inside because you need a reservation so I just peeped it from the outside (good enough for me). Of course when I was snapping pics, a rolls royce phantom came creeping out with windows so dark youd need a flashlight to see inside. On the way back to the airport I cought a glimpse of the manmade ski mountain which is on this one road that has the nicest high rises and skyscrapers I have ever seen. The funny part about all this is that when flying out during the day if you look at the city they built it all out of the sands of the desert - kind of ironic that from nothing came to rise the global economic leader. Someone once told me that all of the cranes in the middle east have been sent to Dubai, and just looking around this is totally believable.

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Exactly

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On the way to the beach

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I was really happy to do this!!!

From Dubai I flew to Dar Es Salaam (or Dar for short), Tanzania. I didnt have enough cash to pay for the visa in the airport, so this british couple lent me $13, and then when I went to repay them, they left. Oh well. Anyways, I went to this place the Jambo Inn, which was ok, but nothing to write home about. Dar is an ok city, but there isnt a whole lot to do and isnt very much visited by tourists as a result. Anyways, I crashed for a day, and got a cold beer as soon as I woke up. I think when I was in Egypt I had all but one beer, which was lukewarm at best so I was really fiending for a cold one. When I was at the Jambo Inn, I picked up the basics in swahili from the night guard which was good. Its an easy language to learn, and i swear almost every phrase includes the words jambo, or mambo.

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Uhhh, soooo good!

It turns out the weather in Tanzania is not nearly as hot as some would imagine. Around Arusha, and Moshi (near Kili) these towns have their own ecosystems which can get qutie cold. Ngorongoro is typically covered in clouds, and on the rim it can get quite cold at night.

The next day I went to figure out about a safari. Every year 1.5 million wildebeest and .5 million zebra go on a migration from Tanzania to Kenya, and its supposed to be a magnificent sight to see. The reason is because during this time of year it is very dry here, and the animals go in search of a more significant source of water, and then come back south to Tanzania when the water levels rise. Well, I know that it was happening around this time so I tried to find out if it was possible to see, but I think they are too north and west to see from Tanzania and have made it to Kenya already. Regardless, I booked a safari without realy knowing what I was getting myself into, and headed to Arusha. Afterward, the secretary asked me if I wanted to go to the beach, so me and her sister headed out. We then took the ferry to Kigamboni and headed to Mikada beach. It was almost like the terrible cliche, but neither of them could swim so they hung out on the sand when I was going around in the sea like a fish. It was very beautiful, but Zanzibar is supposed to be nicer. To get around that day we took the daladala which is the local transport minibusses which have like 38 people in each, but its like .30 cents to go anywhere.

Arusha is the most touristy town in Tanzania because of its central location relative to all the national parks and Mount Kilimanjaro. So I spent the night in a hostel, and left for safari the next morning. We got picked up in a Toyota Land Cruiser (vehicle of choice for safari), and all of our gear. We had a driver, and a cook. Our driver, Godson (thats literally his name) was born on Kilimanjaro on christmas day, and our cook Banana (also his real name) were awesome. Godson was a great driver, and was super knowledgable on all the animals, and Banana was a riot. He cooked with a campstove meals better than I have had at four star restaurants. I told him I was a choncho, and he really layed the food on me. To boot, every meal came with desert.

There were two other people on the safari with me, Lisa and Tilde. Lisa was a middle aged woman from Canada, who was on vacation in Tanzania for some time before she was going to climb Kili. She was climbing Kili to raise money for Alzheimers, which her mother had. Tilde, a 25 year old Dane was working in a hospital in Dar to get experience for her doctor schooling back home, and decided to see the country before heading home. I give her a lot of credit. This place is nuts, and to go from Denmark to the worst hospital in Dar to volunteer takes a lot of kahunes.

Anyways, the first day of safari we went to Manyara National Park. This is where we were baptized into what we were about to see for the next 5 days. We saw elephants, zebraz, flamingoes, giraffes, baboons, monkeys, hippoes, warthogs, every type of antelope (dik diks, gazelles, impalas, etc.), mongoose, lions, birds, hippoes, etc. Basically the way it works is that the roof of the jeep comes off, and you stand up to get an uninterupted view of the animals. Sometimes the animals get too close, and you have to drive away if they are dangerous like an elephant or lion, but for the most part they pay no attention to you as you go along. I think they are used to this, and they just carry on with their business as if you were not there. There was one point where we were about ten feet from this huuge elephant, and it was funny because we all got scared it was going to charge the truck - thats one hell of a way to get the adrenaline going.

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Sooo many baboons in LMNP

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More Giraffe

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This guy was hooting the whole time. I think he was trying to get laid.

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This elephant nearly took us out...

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What you talkin about Willis?

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Dik Dik

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Impala

In the park they have these huge termite hills that stand up to about 5 feet tall. They are pretty ridic.
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That night we camped on the rim of the great rift valley at this wonderful camp site, and that was where we were introduced to Banana's cooking. That guy is absolutely out of his mind. His food is soooo damn good, you cant imagine. As the cook, he stays in the kitchen all day preparing, and at night cooking. He doesnt go on the safaris with you, but he has a trained eye to look for the animals. The view we had from our campsite was awesome, looking over the lake and the sunrise was very beutiful. After dinner we were just sitting around when a guy asked us to join his acrobatic show (wtf???), so we did. These two guys played some Masai music, and then this guy just went nuts doing the most ridiculous stuff I have ever seen. He starte off by doing all these flips, then putting a stick in his mouth and balancing three coke bottles stacked on eachother on that stick all while dancing. He then started balancing on a ladder standing up, but that wasnt it. When he was on the top he kept reaching into his groin, and I thought he was just itching his sack but like after 5 minutes and a lot of chuckles coming from our side of the room he pulled out a piece of newspaper. Ok, so maybe he wanted to check the sports pages. Well, it turns out I couldnt have been more wrong. He ended up ripping to pieces, eating it, and then pulling out about 40 feet of rope from his mouth. I have no idea where he came up with this routine. He then jumped through hoops, unicycled while juggling hats on and off of his head and turning between bricks layed on the ground, and playing more music. Black warriors was definately a highlight of day one...

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This picture does no justice to describe what this guy did. I was on the floor...

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WTF???

The next day we took the 6 hour drive to Serengetti National Park. The road is ultra shitty, and so they told us that because its so bad you need to have BBQ to get the energy after, and this was ok with me. So we went to the local butcher and picked up a nice leg of goat from the fine choice of premium cuts.

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Sunrise at Lake Manyara NP

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As you can see, all of our meats are premium cuts, and this cardboard box around them keep them cool, sanitary, and fresh for your enjoyment.

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Banana and Godson with BBQ - they love this stuff

On the way to the park we saw an Aardvark that was hit by a car. It was pretty gross, but at the same time special because normally you do not see Aardvarks as they are nocturnal, and excellent at camoflauging themselves. To drive from Manyara to Serengetti you have to go through Ngorongoro National Park (more on this later), but you get to see the Masai living the way they always have. The Masai are a clan of warrior people from Northern Tanzania/South Kenya that have held their traditional ways. They wear a bright red traditional garment they wrap around their torso, and carry either spears or long sticks that can be used for fighting, or grazing cattle. They also wear sandals (even in areas where its cold), but it turns out these sandals are mad of old tires which is kind of a bug. When we got to Serengetti we went on a long game drive, but right from the start were greeted by these beautiful birds

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Cool view of tree at the entrance to Serengetti

And about 5 km into the park we saw this pack of about 9 or 10 lions hanging out on this huge rock.

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Then after some time we saw a cheetah, which is extremely rare.

Then we just were immersed in a world of elephants, zebras, antelope, lions, hippoes, giraffe, and everything else you can imagine. Serengetti is a very special place, and is huge. You can drive around for three days in that place and still not see everything. The highlight of day two had to be when we stopped to look at a giraffe, but we ended up being surrounded by a family of aorund 70 elephants.

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Camping there was awesome. Me and Lisa got trashed off a 5 liter of wine, and hung with the cooks all night. Turns out when on safari nobody else tries to party. Every night Lisa, Tilde, and I were always the last ones up, always laughing, and always having a good time. I think a lot of the other people there were so stuck up they didnt know how to have a good time. Regardless, I was half in the bag when it was time to go to sleep, and I literally had to do a double take when Godson reminded me that when going to the tent I had to "use the torch, and watch for lions". I mean this place was nuts. There was all these super dangerous animals around, and no fence or nothing that prevented them from eating you in the middle of the night. Then he had to remind me not to leave my shoes outside the tent because hyenas would eat them. Apparently they pick up that the shoes are made of leather, so they treat them as a delicacy. If they cant eat them from the getgo, then they let them sit in water, and then tear them to pieces. I guess I would expect nothing less from an animal that eats everything from bones to garbage.

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Sunset in the Serengetti

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Banana gettin busy in the kitchen

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Me and Banana with Goat BBQ

It was when I was in the Serengetti that I saw the chicken antennas, and started going nuts. When I was in Mendoza, Argentina and I went to the zoo with Natalie, we saw these guys and because of the horn thingamajig on their heads we called it an antenna. Seeing them was ridic, even though nobody else thought so.

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The next day we woke up for a game drive, and headed to the hippo pool. There was an insane amount of hippoes there, all trying to stay cool. Hippoes are grazers, but its too hot for them during the day so they just hang out in shallow pools waiting for night when they feed. Where we were there had to be 200 hippoes, that were surrounded by about 10 crocodiles. I wasnt really paying attention, and then I heard a commotion and realized what happened. It turns out that a younger crocodile was tryin to make his way to the middle of the hippoes when he pissed them off, and got eaten. In one fell swoop this giant hippo snapped this croc in half and instantly killed him. It was pretty crazy to see how nature works in that kind of detail. From there, we were driving around and noticed a lion ready to kill a warthog. It was just at that moment that my camera died, but it was freakin awesome. The lion was ducking low in the weeds, stalking his prey, and just as he was ready to go for the kill the warthog got tipped off and scooted away. This was the highlight for me of day three. After the game drive we drove to the Ngorongoro Crater.

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Dont want to be in there...

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Thompsons Gazelle

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The crater is about 20km wide, and was a volcano at one time. What happened was that lava flowed to the top and cooled, sealing the volcano and after too much pressure built up it exploded destroying 90% of the volcano, leaving just a rim. The rim is approx 660 meters tall, and because of this it has a unique ecosystem to the rest of the area that allows for a very large concentration of animals that isnt matched anywhere else in north Tanzania. When we set up camp, there was a bunch of zebras around just doing their thing. The Masai live in the crater, and do not hunt any of the wild animals so they have become quite used to humans. At the campground we saw zebraz, bush pigs, and even huge ass elephants all right up close with the tents. At night (once again half in the bag) I was on the way back to my tent, and was trying not to trip on the lines from other tents and no shit almost ran right into a group of about 8 zebras just grazing. When in the tent you could hear all these animals just doing their thing eating grass, poopin, or whatever it is that they do right next to you. Oh yeah, and when we got to the campsite we realized we broke the jeep because we were on such rough roads.

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The damn shock ripped right off the control arm!!! So the next day whenever we hit a bump the car would bounce like a lowrider - mad funny.

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Another funny thing that Godson told me was that "sometimes the cloud will be in this building (referrring to the building where you sit to eat), and you are very lucky there is no clouds in the building now". Some things like that crack me up.

The next morning we got up and headed into the crater. Like I mentioned before the crater is known specifically for having large concentrations of animals. There we saw large herds of buffalo and zebras. We also saw a lot more than anywhere else Ostrichs. But by far the coolest thing we saw there was a male lion with a huge mane just sitting by guarding a fresh zebra kill. He was watching it so other animals wouldnt get to it. It was also in Ngorongoro that I saw hyenas (spotted and striped) for the first time. But more importantly than anything else we were in search of rhinos. Rhinos are very rare to see, and are only found in the crater. There is a population of around 150, but they are solitary creatures that hide out in the forested areas. Well, we tried and tried, and tracked where they would be and didnt find any. It was cool, because for most of the other animals it was just coincidence that we ran into them, but in the crater we were really tracking the rhino. Also in the crater we saw an insane amount of wildebeest, and the beautiful cranes that we didnt see anywhere else.

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We were trying so hard to find rhinos

It was there that I ate something funny, and this happened...
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No, for real it was there that we ate lunch and this damn vervet monkey stole my banana when I shifted my weight for about two seconds on the ground.
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Pumba is swahili for warthog

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Highlight of the crater

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Wildebeest

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Tilde not smiling as usual - hahah, jk. She told me Danes dont like to smile so everytime she wouldnt smile id point it out.

After we headed out of the crater to Arusha for the night. We stayed in a hotel which was quite nice because we had a shower and change of clothes. The next morning we got up and after a lot of confusion we headed out for Arusha National Park. Well, we got about 5km into the drive when Banana realized he didnt have the credit card to pay for the park entrance fees. He left it on the daladala (local transport minibusses), but somehow he called the driver, and we tracked it down. Then Banana got in it, and we followed for a while, then he got out, and we still didnt have the card. It was a mess, but really funny at the same time. Arusha NP is very close to Arusha, but is special in that you can do a walking safari. When we got there Lisa was a bit shaken up because we were late so Godson bought us a bunch of beers, and we drank when on the game drive (awesome). After we went on the walking safari, but because this is dangerous you need to go with a guide with a gun (in this case 30-06). Its cool because you are a lot less restricted than on the jeep safari (and more vulnerable). We saw a ton of wharthog and buffalo. Giraffes, zebras, and dik diks made appearances as well. After we walked to a 10 meter waterfall which was beautiful and refreshing.

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What else is new

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Really cool waterfall

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Have gun will travel

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Finally a smile!

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Jackpot crew!

Then we went on another game drive this time to see flamingoes in the seven lakes area. In this area the minerals in the lakes are all different and therefore cause the color of each to be different. Its kind of crazy. At big Momella lake we got to see a lot of flamingoes, albeit not as close as we would like, but it was still very good. On the way out we saw an insane amount of Giraffes, and ran into some blue monkeys which was quite good. We also got to stop at a really nice veiwpoint that had a good view of Mt. Meru which is very close to Kilimanjaro, but doesnt get nearly enough press because of its 4,566 meter stature.

Well here I am, that is about it. I need a camera, and want to start a business. When on safari (the swahili word for travel) I got Godson's card, and we got a talking. I am having him put together a business plan, but basically we need a jeep, an office, website, and some other odds and ends and we could be in business. There are no taxes on a business in Tanzania after a $2,000 yearly fee is paid, so I have to research the tax laws in the US if I become the president how that would work.

Godson would be director, Banana would be guide, and I would be the owner and agent. I would be responsible for getting clients from the US and Europe, Godson would be responsible for ensuring everything goes smoothly, the accounting, hiring, teaching all the guides, and payroll. Banana would be the guide, and we would have a cook and flycatchers. I am in the process of trying to better understand and gain some fidelity on the ROI that is possible for this. Of course I would be looking to every single one of you to be an investor in this venture (dont worry, I know you can afford it). All the safari companies here operate in a similar manner with an overseas investor, and Tanzanian director, and as far as I can tell and from asking around none have gone out of business, not even the shitty ones...

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Walk.... I mean - Smoke like an Egyptian tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-08-19:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=16&entryid=124772 2008-08-19T13:51:02Z 2008-08-19T13:41:16Z Good lord to these people like tobacco! Im going to be honest here when I say that people in Egypt have the most hurt up teeth I have seen in my life. All day, its bogey after bogey, then tea, then the sheesha (hookah). If you find someone with yellow teeth, this is like something amazing. The dudes who smoke a lot of hash or opium have straight up brown grillz, and I have seen green before! Haha, ok so back ... Good lord to these people like tobacco! Im going to be honest here when I say that people in Egypt have the most hurt up teeth I have seen in my life. All day, its bogey after bogey, then tea, then the sheesha (hookah). If you find someone with yellow teeth, this is like something amazing.

The dudes who smoke a lot of hash or opium have straight up brown grillz, and I have seen green before!

Haha, ok so back to the trip. Cairo was hot, dirty, and busy so me and Ash took a train to Aswan in the south. We went for the sleeper train which was supposed to be super nice (with a bed so you can sleep), but it turned out to be a real dump. You pay $60 for it vs. the $15 for the first class which is the same, minus the bed part (just a seat). Well whatever it was, in the train station Ash was looking at the pictures which made it look all nice, but when we got there it was nothing like the pictures. I kind of figured it wouldnt be at all like the pictures, but hell - at least there wasnt chickens in the room. So, after the 12 hour ride we got to Aswan. Aswan is the southernmost city in Egypt and was historically used as a stronhold to defend Egypt from the Sudanese (going back to 1500 BCish).

Aswan is effin hot! During the day it averages 43 in the summer (around 110F), and the nighttime isnt much better. When we got there I wanted to hit up this $1 hostel, but Ash wasnt into it at all, so we made a compromise. With all that travel we worked up quite an appetite so when we went to this weird restaurant I ordered up some grilled pigeon, and slammed that sucka down. Def add that to the list of crazy food i have had...

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Yeah Ash, im not sure the Lamb is as cool as the Pigeon. Put that thing down...

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Boomshakalaka!

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View from hotel in Aswan

In Aswan, my hair was really beat so I got a haircut by Dave Chappelle. After cutting my hair without asking he then removed all the hair from my forehead by using thread in this crazy technique using his teeth and some thread. Man, my forehead is so shiny and smooth now im sure the girls are going to line up just to get a feel.

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Before

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After

The man kept talking to Ashley, and she was convinced her hair needed some trimming so she got up in the barbers seat, and he did a little trimming. More interesting than this though was when he showed her how he cuts hair with a flame from a candle. After, he removed her moustache with the thread stuff he did to me to make her look more like a woman than a truck driver... (haha - Ash, sorry but I couldnt help myself).

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I also bought this from the Souk (bazaar)!

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Also in Souk

That night we went out on this little boat up the nile to a beach for swimming and to play some football. We used the roof of the boat as a diving board, and did some diving too which was fun. After we went to a Nubian house for dinner. Nubians are the people from Northern Sudan who now live in Egypt. The reason why they had to migrate north is because in the 60s the Egyptian government build the high dam which changed the flow of the Nile and created lake Nassir which displaced the people. They consider themselves apart from Egyptians, and typically the two dont wed. Nubians also have more relaxed views on drinking and smoking than the Egyptians. Therefore all the Nubians try and hustle weed in the streets, and convince you its ok because they are Nubian.

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At the swimming beach

The Nubians also believe that crocodiles are good luck so they put a stuffed one above their doors, and keep at least one in each house. In the house we went to they had one that had to be at least 8 foot long, and they showed how powerful he was by poking it with a stick and showing how the croc ravaged that stick. They also had a baby one in a glass cage, which seemed harmeless but they said it could kill you.

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I call this one "man with croc"

After two hours of sleep we went to Abu Simbel in the South. Its about 40km from the Sudanese border. Its only about three hours drive south of Aswan, and its damn hot there. Abu Simbel was built under the reign of Ramses II, who is considered one of the greatest pharoas and is referred to as Ramses the great. Its purpose was to show the power of the Egyptian empire and show to the people of the south the great power that they posessed. It was used more as a piece to intimidate the enemy from coming north. Its kind of crazy too, because when they build this high dam that I referred to earlier this was going to put the site of Abu Simbel under water so UNESCO with the Egyptian government cut the ancient stone from the mountain it was in, moved it 120 meters higher in elevation, and reassembled it in a manmade mountain. There are two temples (large and small) with really cool heiroglyphics in both. The centerpiece for sure is the four statues of Ramses in the front of the large temple. On our way out I mentioned to a cop that he had a cool klashnikov, and for one pound (less than 20 cents) he was going to let me hold it and take a picture, but then we had to go. If a cop in the US did that, they would be hanged, but the cops here are a bit different I suppose.

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They actually had one big ass door that locked the Large temple, and what Im holding is the key. I know, Im awesome. You dont need to tell me.

After Abu Simbel we went to the high dam which wasnt all that crazy, except when I learned about how careful I had to be about the egyptian challenge with the silent nature.

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After the dam we went to the temple of Philae (pronounced Philly), but despite how hard I looked I did not find the fresh prince, or jazzy jeff. They had really good heiroglyphics that you could take pictures of there, and it was on this island which was really cool.
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Sadly enough, we kept forgetting to walk like an egyptian, and I think this is the only picture we have doing it.
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The next day we headed out. We were supposed to take a fallukah to Luxor (three day sail) on the Nile, but Ashley got sick so we had to take this big cruise ship kind of a thing. Before heading out we stocked up on supplies (stomach bug medicine for Ashley, some sudanese stickey ickey for me). Honestly, I have to say that one of the most epic things I have done so far was to sit on the back of that cruise ship, lit up, listening to some solid rock and roll. Im talking the stones, sammy hagar, bob seagar, def lepp, etc... Just chillin, watching the Nile go by was AMAZING!!!

The next day when Ash stole my ipod I was listening to this funny 1940s/20s ballroom/elevator music that was playing on the ships speakers, and that was almost more epic than the rock! The boat was all fancy, so listening to that kind of music was hillarious, and once I was in the groove, you couldnt pay me to peel away from that shipboard speaker.

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View from stern. Mad tonnage!

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When we got to port in Luxor there were so many ships we docked like 8km from the city so a cab was really epensive, but boy did we find a way around this! There was a buttload of French people on the boat so we just followed them off the boat onto their tour bus and pretended we were french and saved ourselves 50 Egyptian pounds!!!

I guess I have developed a "it will always work out in the end attitude", because when we were 5 minutes on the bus I looked over to Ash and told her that I had no idea where the boat was. We both burst into laughter at how ridic that was. There was like 1,000 boats in the town and we had no idea what the name of ours was, or where it was, and here we were cruising in this bus with all French people, and we had no idea where it was taking us.

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Me and Ash at our final dinner on the cruise. We got all dressed up (cant you tell).

We went to the temple of Karnak which is just outside the city of Luxor, and was really good (and hot). It was at that point that we realized that between the heat and Ashley being a lil sick still we were almost Egypted out.

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Entry to Karnak

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My favorite thing at Karnak

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Because of this we just took the next couple of days easy. One of the nights in Luxor there was this sweet party with midgets, and waaaay too many people standing on pickup trucks beating sticks, and horses, and swords!!!!

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Of course I had to get in the mix, and beat a little stickage...

The next morning we took a hot air ballon ride over the valley of the kings during sunrise. This was really sweet, and we got a tshirt and flight certificate with it. It def was cooler than the one I took at the speedie fest with bob the dude with the sandals and socks and milk shirt, and was a hell of a lot cheaper (less than $50).

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Getting ready

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I have developed a special talent. Uncle fester can make a light bulb turn on by sticking it in his mouth. I can make a hot air ballon look like a light bulb by squeezing...

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Of course we had to have a pic.

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I really like this one. Notice the tombs to the left carved out of the mountain

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Self explanatory

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Backshish, Backshish!!!

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Us with captain. He didnt crash land like the time I went in Binghamton, so Id have to call it a sucess.

After we hired the bus driver to take us to the valley of the kings. Luxor is seperated into the west and east bank. The west bank has the valley of kings, the valley of the queens, hapschetsut temple, and some others that arent as famous. What happened is that originally the pyramids were used to bury the dead in ancient egypt, but these were eventually robbed of all the goods that were left for the afterlife. This forced the pharoas to be buried in small underground chambers just outside of Luxor. In the valley of the kings there are something like 62 tombs, but they are finding new ones each day. There was some small houses nearby and the government has relocated those people because they are excavating and finding more tombs.

Me and Ash only went to the valley of the kings (the most impressive), to get a flavor. With your ticket you get to enter 3 of the tombs, and we went to Ramses III (because we saw his mummy in the Egyptian museam), Tuthmosis III, and Queen Seknaht. Funny thing about Sehnaht was that it was originally built for the Queen, but when the King died they thought this was more important for him so they put him in there and relegated the queen to a smaller, more unknown tomb. If you took pictures they would take your camera and youd have to bribe them to get it back so I dont have any pics.

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I dont know why, but Ash must have thought maybe with my face or maybe I had boogers. Not sure...

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These were as good as pics I can get of inside. Sorry!

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Yeah... I could work for Blackwater

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View on the ferry from west to east bank

When we were done our driver offered to take us to his house so we could eat some free food, which got me interested. He was really into asking Ashley a lot of questions despite the fact that we told him I was her boyfriend. Our driver Allah kind of skeeved her out, but I was too busy enjoying the free sodas, dates, cigarettes, tea, and bread they were giving me to intervene (my bad). Their family was really nice, and we got out of there with some bread and cigarettes to go (score).

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Ash and Allah's donkey

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Allah with the chickens in his moma's kitchen

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Allah's fam

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I look like a dork, but this time just the men...

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Wedding in the street of Luxor just before we left

After that we booked out of Luxor to get Ashley to the airport. When in the airport I saw the Egyptian soccer team heading to the Olympics which was cool. We took the night train from Luxor to Cairo, and then had like 14 hours to wait in the airport. I was supposed to leave at 2pm with a flight to Tanzania with layovers in Sudan and Ethiopia, but it turns out they shifted the time of my ticked three months ago, nobody told me, so I have to go to the airport every night and go on standby to leave. Last night there were 18 people on standby so Im not sure how long its going to be before I can leave. Im thinking about heading to the Red Sea, Jordan, and Israel if I cant figure this out soon.

Top twelve lines from Egypt:

1) You are a lucky man

2) How many camels for your wife (referring to Ashley)?

3) Why not (referring to when you turn them down for anything - souveneirs, taxi or boat rides, etc)?

4) Hello (in a british accent because they think you are from England)

5) How can I take your money (when walking in the bazaar)?

6) I will give you a secret price my friend

7) No hassles, just come inside and I will show you anything you would like. Do you want a scarf, sheesha?

8) Them: Taxi?
Me: No!
Them: Fallukah (boat)?
Me: No!
Them: Hashish?

9) Them: 5 pounds
Me: OK
Them: 5 british my friend (as opposed to Egyptian pounds)

10) Come take a ride in my Ferrari (pointing to their horse drawn cairrage)

11) Welcome to Alaska!

12) Them: 175 Egyptian Pounds
Me: No, only 10
Them: Ok, 100
Me: No!
Them: Ok, 10 pounds

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Greece & Egypt tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-08-15:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=15&entryid=123989 2008-08-19T10:17:35Z 2008-08-15T11:49:06Z So when I was in Athens I went to the Acropolis, and some other ancient sites. I think I mentioned it before but Athens is a beautiful city, and its relatively cheap for Europe (if you dont go out drinking). Another thing that I did in Greece which was cool was go to the governmental palace. There you can watch the changing of the guard. The soldiers wear a very traditional uniform, and have a very ornamental ceremony that shouldn't ... So when I was in Athens I went to the Acropolis, and some other ancient sites. I think I mentioned it before but Athens is a beautiful city, and its relatively cheap for Europe (if you dont go out drinking). Another thing that I did in Greece which was cool was go to the governmental palace. There you can watch the changing of the guard. The soldiers wear a very traditional uniform, and have a very ornamental ceremony that shouldn't be missed (plus its right next to Syntagma Square and the Plaka).

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I'm sure Seargent Instructor Staff Sergeant Areas will be raging through Charlie Company barracks leaving a path of destruction from Quantico to Egypt after he sees this one!!!

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Tommy Raynors brain

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Acropolis

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More Acropolis

I will give you an example of daily expenses:
- Hostel 18 Euro
- Stolen bread for breakfast from hostel FREE
- Acropolis and ancient sites ticket 6Euro with student card (Im obvioiusly not a student, but had the dude make me one)
- Peaches, bannanas and nectarines for lunch 1.5Euro
- Water .5Euro if you buy a big bottle and refill in restaurant bathrooms (all water in Athens is drinkable)
- Two gyros to go for dinner (takeaway is cheaper) 3.6Euro

Total: 29 Euro or $45 a day

After I went to the acropolis and around Athens the next day I went to Sounio, which is about a 70km drive east. Sounio is the southernmost point of continental Europe, and is where the Greeks built the Temple of Poseidon overlooking the sea. After visiting this, you can go down to this hotel and swim at their beach for free. The beach is really beautiful. On the way to Sounio I met a couple (Ivan & Dinah) from Bosnia, and we spent the day together. I have met a few Bosnians, but never had the time to chat with them like I did in Sounio. They were from Sarajevo, and were really happy with their country these days. Sarajevo is cool because its a city, but like 20 minutes away is the mountains with skiing, mountain biking, and things like that. Ivan said some days after work he just takes the subway directly to the mountain for skiing in the winter which is cool. I learned about Yugoslavia (Serbia, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Montenegro, and Macedonia) and the struggle for independence of each country and about Malosevich. One interesting thing is that the currency in Bosnia is the Mark which is pegged to the Euro with a two to one exchange rate that does not change with time.

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Sounio beach

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Me with Dinahs hat eating a sandwich like a choncho

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Temple of Poseidon

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Me showing Ivan the way

The next day (really that night) I headed to the airport for the 1.5 hour flight to Cairo. In the Cairo airport I met Ashley. Ashley is my friend who lives in the same town as me upstate in NY. I met her at work two years ago, and we have been friends since. We went to this hostel "The Australian Hostel", which was funny because it was nothing but Egyptians there. The manager, Amr was really cool and was really helpful. We got in at 4 in the morning, and stayed up to see the sunrise over the Nile. Walking around early in the morning is a bit weird. Ashley was super nervous about how to act as a female and didn't feel safe, so we just saw the sunrise and headed back to the hotel. I will say that during the day it is no problem for women to go anywhere touristic. Europeans females wear short shorts, and travel alone no problem. At night I suppose it could be a little uncomfortable for women, but it can be done - it depends on your comfort level. Me, I dont give a shit for anyone or anything and am a man so I have no problems. I also have spent probably a year total of my life in Iran so I am used to the middle eastern mentality with the bargaining, hastling, the mentality, etc...

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This was the first guy we met in Cairo. He was covered in foam for some reason (wtf???)

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Cool monument to this guy who whooped the British out of Egypt

After taking a nap we went to the National Egyptian Museum which was about three blocks from our hostel. It is the largest collection of ancient Egyptian artifacts. I made friends with a guy, and he let us into the mummy room and allowed us to take pictures. They were taking away peoples cameras, so we were lucky to have this guy on our side. Egypt is all about the backsheesh (tips). Anything you do, you have to cough up some money, and depending on the area most of the time one pound isnt good enough ($.30).

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Ramses III - look it up

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That night went to the bazaar which was huge. That was where we found this...
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And this guy

The next day we went to the pyramids in Giza (30 minute drive from Cairo). Most people think they are out in the middle of nowhere, but in fact they are about a two minute walk from a KFC and Pizza Hut, and are just outside the urban sprawl of Cairo.

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Egypt!

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When I was in the desert I am such a fucking yankee chanco that when I saw this in the oasis I thought it was a hamburger, and tried to eat it!!!

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Camel Ride!!!

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I was thinking of developing a new television series. COPS - on patrol live from Giza!

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Great Pyramid. When I was coming down a cop with a klashnikov was motioning for me to come down, and I thought I was going to get arrested for climbing the pyramid, but then it turns out he was trying to take a better photo of me!

The exchange rate is $1 for 5.3 Egyptian Pounds. They have a meal called Koshary which is made of beans, macaroni, tomato sauce, and some other unknown stuff. Its amazingly good, and they give a tea kettle of hot sauce with it for 4 or 5 pounds for a whole meal. A $.90 meal that fills you up cannot be beat with a ten foot pole. Kabob is more expensive, but you def can live on a shoestring here.

I will say this - unless your tolerance level is high, Egypt can be stressful in the summer. The temperatures in south Egypt are around 42C (110F), it is dusty, and the people selling goods in the bazaar are pushy. In short Egypt is not for the faint at heart. In reality all the places I have gone to have been like that, but I suppose that with the heat it only makes it more difficult. On the other hand, if you have a positive attitude, and are willing to be uncomfortable for a lil while and make some sacrifices Egypt is amazing. Egypt has had problems in the past, but tourism is up, and they dont stand for terrorism. There are cops everywhere with klashnikovs and MP5s loaded with kevlar helmets and steel barricades in case anything goes down (which it wont). In 1997 62 tourists were murdered in an explosion in Luxor (where I am going next), in 2004 Isreali tourists were targeted in the Taba Hilton in the Sinai Peninsula (killing 31), and in 2005 a series of attacks in Sharm el-Sheikh left 88 dead. Im not going into the details of why these bombings were executed, but the people of Egypt really hate this and try to downplay it just as I will here by calling them "accidents". Aside from this, Egypt is waaaayy safe. They have no theft, and I feel really comfortable everywhere. They drink, but its not popular (against the principles of Islam) and its a little tough to find beers. When you can find, they are expensive.

Also, I think I am planning world tour number two already. Im thinking something along the lines of:
- Honduras (Bay Islands) & El Salvador
- Colombia
- Bolivia
- Argentina (in the summer - Patagonia)
- Brazil (maybe)
- Maybe tour east europe by train (Austria, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Albania)
- Greek islands by boat
- Overland to Turkey
- Syria, Lebanon, Israel, & Palestine
- India (maybe)

Alternative is to cut out the eastern european countries and do:
- Kazakstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgystan

If you are interested, let me know and we can find a way to save the money...

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Sorry! tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-08-07:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=14&entryid=123014 2008-08-07T18:33:01Z 2008-08-07T18:33:01Z Yeah, I know - its been a while... but my dog ate my homework. So I think the last town I wrote about was Tucuman. After Tucuman me and Catherine (girl from Montreal) went to Cordoba which is the second biggest city in Argentina. We walked around, and saw some cool sites, but I just wasnt getting the vibe I wanted from the place. I tried to go out and find some nightlife so I went to the area where the ... Yeah, I know - its been a while... but my dog ate my homework.

So I think the last town I wrote about was Tucuman. After Tucuman me and Catherine (girl from Montreal) went to Cordoba which is the second biggest city in Argentina. We walked around, and saw some cool sites, but I just wasnt getting the vibe I wanted from the place. I tried to go out and find some nightlife so I went to the area where the bars are and hit up some cheap rock dive called "Donde es la rock" which translates to where is the rock (awesome), but the place was kind of dead. I tried looking for other bars that were hopping with no luck, so I went home.

But on the way I saw an awesome muscle car, and saw the guys who owned it. Of course we made friends, and we talked about cars and engines till 3 AM! Those guys were cool. They dont have much to work with in their country, but they hold the fort down. PS: Dont ever try and guess what kind of car it is and call it a FIAT next time...

Ohh wait, I cant forget. The oddest thing happened to me in Cordoba. I remember when I was in Panama I met this girl, and we were wasted at the time but she told me that there is a theory out there that everyone on the earth has a twin somewhere whether they know it or not. I kind of thought this was interesting, and I kind of saw her point. When I was in Cordoba I was in the hostel taking a nap talking to these two guys. I told them I was from NY state, and the one guy kept asking questions as to where exactly. Its usually at this point that I tell them something like "you wouldn't know the area, its really small, this, that, and the other." Well he kept asking. He kept asking because this guy is my twin!!! Brett Farrell, Binghamton (Harpur - psych) class of 2006, was in my hostel. This guy lived on Chapin & Oak street, knows all the chestnut guys, was at almost all of the good parties (oaktoberfest, the party where Bill threw the microwaved pickle at the cab driver, etc.), and was good friends with the seminary girls (including Lynnie and Steff), knew Jeff K (my roommate and best bud in college), etc. We were at all the same parties, and even had some of the same classes. When we became friends on facebook we had like 20 mutual friends.

Then it got really weird. He was also on an around the world trip with a ticket from the same company, he was going to almost the same countries as me (but in the opposite direction), had the same Kelty big backpack as mine (but in blue), the same style camelback (small backpack), the same boots as me, and we were reading the same book. I'm not sure that there can be any other similarities here people...

The same type of protests that were going on in Peru were going on in Argentina about food prices. When in Cordoba they shut some of the streets down, and they were marching throwing leaflets, and shooting off these firework things every minute or so. The fireworks sounded like bombs, and scared Catherine so we had to get out of there. When in Mendoza I watched the news and found out that it got really bad the day after we left. The cops were shooting the people with rock salt, and a bunch of people were beaten.

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This is what it looked like when I was there, but it only got worse

The next day Catherine, Brett, this older French guy, and Myself went to Alta Gracia. The main attraction there was the house where Ernesto "Che" Guevara grew up. The man was Argentinian, and spent most of his youth in Alta Gracia because his asthma was so bad that he had to move to a more arid area of the country. Ironically by todays standards, this tough freedom fighter would be considered weak and feeble during his childhood. His asthma restricted him from participating in organized sports, he loved chess more than anything, and he was a real bookworm - he would read anything he could get his hands on. From Alta Gracia he went to medical school in Buenos Aires, then started his political movement in Guatemala. After the effort lost hold due to the assistance of the CIA he went to Mexico where he met with Fidel Castro. It was at this point when they strategized the takeover of Cuba. Che was the commander of the revolutionary forces, and was the one who took hold of Havana and seized control of the country. It wasn't until 6 days later that Castro came to Havana to take power. After that he went on to try and spread his theory and teachings to other nations. Under false identity he went to Congo to try and overthrow the government there. After some time, and being unsuccessful he returned to South America where he strategized the unification of all Latin American nations (he was probably reincarnated as Chavez). He thought that Bolivia would be the turning point, and winning there would cause all the other nations to join the resistance and unify. It was there that in 1967 he was killed, slayed by a puppet government instilled by the CIA. He was killed in captivity by a drunk officer of the Bolivian Army that was trained by US special forces. Today you recognize his face all over the world. Many people don't understand what he represents.

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Any man who drinks coffe while engaged in armed combat is the man

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See, I totally rode his motorcycle...

When he was just a teenager he took a 4,000 km road trip on a motorcycle throughout Argentina. That later inspired another road trip from Buenos Aires to the south of Patagonia, all the way up to Venezuela (this time 18,000 km). It was during this time that he really understood the suffering that the people of South America endure on a day to day basis. As a doctor he was able to see the poverty and oppression firsthand. He wanted to stand up to the injustice, and free these people from such terrible existences. He was a revolutionary mind that was looking to fight for the people of his land, and so am I (as you can see in the picture below... lol). Norm, you were right all along!

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Water Mill Taliban

So from there I went to Mendoza. Turns out this cool guy from Cordoba was on the bus, and his seat was next to mine. So we struck up a conversation and traveled for the next four days. Clement is the coolest guy I've met thats over 30. Hes a German teacher, and was traveling solo because his girlfriend is a student and she has no money (kind of funny). Mendoza is the wine capital of Argentina, where 97% of it is produced. When we got there, we linked up with this crazy guy JB who was an ex marine. He was full of crap, and was definitely mental. He told everyone he sleeps 3 minutes a day, and was poisoned by agent orange, and all this stuff. When I told him I went to OCS, and knew everything he was talking about he would only talk to the others in a low tone so I wouldn't hear his lies. He was really entertaining though. We also linked up with this girl from Rosario, Natalie. Its funny because hands down everybody in Argentina will tell you the most beautiful girls in all of Argentina come from Rosario. I cant explain this, but it must be something in the water.

After we got together we went to the wineries. You rent a bike for 20 pesos and get a bottle of wine with that which is awesome. Basically you ride down this one road with all the wineries and get trashed for free, or very little money. Some wineries charge a very small fee, but some are free. Natalie killed me when she kept iterating how she earns pesos, not dollars so she kept having to get more free shots at this liquor making place. At the liquor place, if you ever go they had a hot pepper liquor. Of course I'm going to drink it just because nobody else will, but it was by far the worst thing I have ever tasted. For lunch that day we had the best empanadas in all of Argentina, and hit a few more wineries.

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Told you

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If you ever go to Mendoza DO NOT have this drink whatever you do! Ten seconds after that cute smile was nonexistent

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This winery was lucky I got this cool photo out of them because all we wanted to do was get bent, and they wouldnt even let us do that - jerks.

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The next day me and Clement went horseback riding all day in the Andes with this gaucho Gabriel. He was a real cowboy. He has a home in the high mountains that takes three days on horse to get there. He lived there for two years to get experience before he moved to the city to take up a law degree. He loves wine, asado, and women - a modern day John Wayne. We started the morning off right with a couple of mates. A mate is a bitter herbal drink that is a tradition in Argentina. The whole country drinks it, and they really like it. To the unaccustomed its a bit distasteful, but if you give it a chance (and a little sugar), its an excellent choice to have when either relaxing, or to use as a pick me up. They drink it from a unique cup, and a more unique metal straw. We wrapped the day up with Asado (Argentinian BBQ), where the guy basically put a half a cow on the cooking rack above some logs (awesome). Clement is also a huge cowboy too, which is funny for being a German guy. I think hes more cowboy than me. Wait a minute... not possible - I take that back. He was having so much fun though it was hilarious. Just before we left Gabriel saw the bull they had at the stable. After telling him all my exploits in making my way to the top of the PBR circuit (SIKE, I really mean that one time in Harpursville with the guys from work) he asked if I wanted to ride it. HELLS YEAH! Turns out it was just a baby, and had no fight in it. I broke its spirit in 3 or so seconds, and it went on to live in shame for the rest of its life...

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Starting off right with a mate

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Marlboro country - come to where the flavor is

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Couldnt turn this down

I told the gauchos how they train the bulls in the US for rodeo, and they thought it was nuts. I told them about that crazy guy who when we went bullriding was yelling "im going to turn you to hamburgers" to the cow that wasn't bucking enough. I agree with them. That guy sucked.

The next day Clement, Natalie, and I went on this tour of different areas. We went to this old Inca bridge which was stained yellow by the sulfur released by volcanic activity in the area. Then we went to Los Penitentes which is a ski resort close to Mendoza. The snow wasn't that thick so we bailed on the snowboarding. The winters in Argentina and Patagonia have been weird recently with global warming, and the skiing hasn't been as good as it could be is what I hear. On the way to all this we had to stop at this area with a parking lot, and nobody knew why. Apparently the weather gets so bad in the area that they have to shut the roads down every now and then. Its risky to go to Chile around this time of year, because you either will get stuck in Mendoza with a bus ticket worth nothing, or you cant come back. The airlines make good business of travelers who have set plans and don't take this into consideration. Catherine got stuck in Mendoza for four days trying to go to Santiago (Chile). I was thinking about heading over with her, but with the whole border situation and the fact that Chile is more expensive than Argentina I decided against it. Oh well...

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Dont mess with the Andes

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Inca bridge

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All these people were waiting because they couldnt go on the road to Chile

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From the same spot

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And again

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For some reason there was this shovel thing there

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After that I met up with Catherine out of coincidence because she got separated by plans, but then were reunited. This whole time the Clement, Natalie, Bejuan crew were cooking up a storm in the hostel with all food that was stolen. Trying to stick to our budgets we were taking food from wherever we could find it, and managed to scrape together awesome meals. It was really a lot of fun.

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When Clement left, me and Natalie went to the Mendoza Zoo which was cheap, but depressing. We really wanted to see a pig, but it was like they had every animal but pigs. On top of that the animals were in really bad conditions. They just went back and forth in their cages, like every single one. They all must get the same dope. But on the bright side they had cool rams, toucans, tigers, and the lion was in this cage where you could get like two feet from him. I have a special place in my heart for rams. Being an aries, they are my zodiac. Stubborn and bullheaded they perfectly define my character.

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I almost got arrested taking this picture. Apparently you arent supposed to discrace national monuments (in this case of general San Martin in pursuit of the ultimate picture). Who knew.

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In deep conversation with a Guanaco

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Two feet

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My favorite

They also had this cage of monkeys where you could feed them, and if you did they'd fight over the cookies. It was really funny. They were the type of monkeys that had red butts that were made of a hard material. It was like they had a red watermelon for an ass - that kind of monkey. Those monkeys just let their D's hang all day long. It was hilarious. What was even more funny was that some of them were even aroused just chilling out waiting for cookies. Also good was while we were waiting for a hippopotamus at the hippo tank, a huge seal jumped out and almost ate our faces off. Natalie was so scared so we told some other girls to get close and that they had to lean over to really see it, and then like clockwork the seal almost ate their heads off. Unsuspecting bystanders... hilarious.

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Yeah big guy, let that D hang

I then took the 12 hour bus to Buenos Aires and hopped on the 6,500 mile flight to Madrid. When I got there I had a layover so I ditched my big bag in the corner of the airport and headed for the center of town. Puerta del sol is the center of Spain, and is also mile 0 on their radial road system (pretty cool). I checked out the outside of the opera house, the downtown, had the chocolate drink famous in Madrid, and went to the presidential palace. The chocolate drink is basically liquid chocolate. Its very thick like syrup and is served with churros. Its cheap and fills you up, but is a bit overwhelming if your not a huge chocolate lover. The presidential palace is awesome. I couldnt really take any photos of the inside, which is the best part but you can take my word for it. Its amazing simply in the fact that the King of Spain (his power is incomprehensible compared to a modern day president of any nation) resided here. The other reason why it is so amazing is because of how intricate, beautiful, and amazingly well decorated the place is. Every inch of the place is a piece of art work. There was a room made entirely of porcelain, one for smoking and smoking only, one for getting dressed, etc. None were bland (ok, well maybe the one that held the pots and pans and cutlery, but im sure Wanda and many others would get a kick out of it).

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Madrid airport is cool

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Tio Pepe was my second favorite thing in Madrid

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Told you I was in Madrid...

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Presidential palace from outside

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Presidential palace from inside

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Plaza del sol

I have to say the one thing that was weird for me is how clean Madrid was. I would literally brush my teeth with the subway handholds if that was possible. I don't like it when a city is so spick and span, it almost makes me uncomfortable but maybe it will just take getting used to. I still cant get the prices from Peru out of my head, and they make Europe look shameful. It really sucks to be on the other end of the exchange rate, and I really give more credit to the people of South America for traveling despite how expensive it is for them.

A couple of hours later I got into Athens. Traveling from Mendoza, Argentina to Athens took about 37 hours and I was whooped when I got here. Its really beautiful, and I really like it. Its got a very romantic feel to it, and is ultra clean. Its also not as expensive as other European spots like Rome for example. I dont have a lot of time here, but I really want to come back and hit all the islands (Corfu, Crete, Santorini, Mykonos, etc...). Wanda (my mom) lived in Greece when she was in her 20s, and she is really getting nostalgic about it in her emails.

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The candy bar of choice after 40 hours of travel nonstop

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The Plaka in Athens

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If I could adjust this with picassa I would be golden, but I think this is one of my favorite pics of all time

The one thing that I dont like so much being here is the other travelers. They are a different breed than the travellers in South America from what I have seen so far. The most obvious reason why is that there are a lot of them. I think this city has made a real effort though because things aren't overly touristy. They have a good balance. The other reason why is that there are no budget travelers, or at least I haven't found them so far. The backpackers here eat out, go out drinking, and have really nice clothes and really nice sunglasses. About 60 to 70% of them are Americans. Now, not to offend anyone but Americans are the worst travelers in my opinion. They are gaudy, loud, and not as friendly as others. I know because I am the same way, but I take on a self imposed responsibility to set a good example. A good majority of the people of the world have a negative image of the US, and I try and set that straight.
Of these American travelers I have seen I get the sense that a majority are spoiled by wealthy families. I literally overheard 6 different people talking about how they spent too much so they needed their dad to send more money. Thats fine by me, and maybe I have a chip on my shoulder because I'm self made but Id much rather travel with people who make it on their own and have to be ridiculous and budget to survive.

When I meet people who have traveled to the US, almost all have nothing but good things to say and understand that it isn't the people of America that are bad, that its the government. Its the other 80% who haven't touched American soil that need to understand that we aren't all that bad. You know its fairly common for some backpackers from the states who feel similar to me to put a Canadian flag on their backpack and tell everyone they are Canadian. This gives you less grief with officials (partly because Canada is a part of the commonwealth), but also relieves them of dealing with explaining what the US is doing, why, and when. I don't agree with it, but I can see their point.

Im here in Greece for a few more days, and then I head out to Egypt to meet Ashley. I think she's nervous because its a middle eastern country (in her eyes), but theres nothing to be worried about. Its hot here, around 35-40 C, and Egypt is only going to be worse (awesome)!!! Hopefully when Im there I can put my scuba diving PADI certificate to use because I hear there are some good spots that are cheap.

This is the first time I have used the spellcheck so I hope you like it suckas....

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Argentina, this time for real. tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-07-28:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=13&entryid=121642 2008-07-28T18:32:48Z 2008-07-28T18:22:47Z Ok, so I will try and be serious. In this post we have Iguazu falls, Salta, and Tucuman in Argentina. So I think I left off saying I went from Buenos Aires (BA for short) to Iguazu Falls. I stayed at this huge hostel with like 175 beds or something like this. Place was nuts, I havent seen a clean or as organized place ever. I later learned that this may not be as good as you think. When you ... Ok, so I will try and be serious. In this post we have Iguazu falls, Salta, and Tucuman in Argentina.

So I think I left off saying I went from Buenos Aires (BA for short) to Iguazu Falls. I stayed at this huge hostel with like 175 beds or something like this. Place was nuts, I havent seen a clean or as organized place ever. I later learned that this may not be as good as you think. When you stay in a super large place like this, you get a real international crowd, but its honestly cooler when you stay in some place where they dont speak english and you can converse with them and learn all about their country.

When I first got to Puerto Iguazu (name of the town), I went around town with this jewish girl from NYC who was super sheltered, and was OCD about getting yellow fever. It was funny. Any mosquitoes that were around, shed go nuts with the bug spray. The other girl was this Canadian ginger girl Catherine. So we went around town and then went to this cool point where its the junction of Paraguay, Brazil, and Argentina. It was really beautiful there. When I left BA I was really hungover, and you can never really get a good sleep on the busses, so I took a nap there at sunset. They had a ferry to Paraguay we were going to take for a dollar, but we got there late and it was the last and we would have gotten stuck. Oh well, Paraguay will have to wait till next time.

From this vantage point, standing in Argentina I threw rocks at Paraguay and Brazil, hence trashing three countries at the same time. Quite an achievement. I can cross that off the "to do" list... lol.

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The computers here have terrible monitors, so this looks bad but im sure it will look better on your comps. Brazil is on the right, and Paraguay on the left.

From there proceeded to eat about 6 pounds of grassfed steak at the all you can eat and drink dinner at the hostel. Made a lot of cool friends there, and had a good night. There were the guys from spain, the girls from UCLA, the irish guy and dude from Montana. I was supposed to do this tour thing, the "grand adventure" the next day in the morning, but it was pouring buckets so I went in the afternoon, but in the process got kicked out of the hostel because I didnt have a reservation. I found some no name hostel, which was interesting (will bring this up later).

Iguazu Falls is awesome. Its really beautiful, and the grand adventure is something you for sure have to do if you go. You start off going in some army style (similar to a deuce for all you military types) truck and went through the jungle. Then you get in this boat, and you go to both halves of the falls (there are two sections) for photographs, then you put your stuff in these waterproof bags and then you actually go under the waterfall. The boats arent that impressive, but they have twin 250 hp outboard motors which they need because the currents are absolutely nuts. When your under the waterfall your literally a foot and a half from the rocks behind the waterfall. I dont know how they dont kill people, but they dont. We had a rowdy crowd, and after egging the pilot on by chanting "duchas, duchas, duchas!!!" (duchas = shower), he really had a go at it. Then you walk around the park, and they have various lookout points, with the upper lookouts literally above the point where the water goes over the edge (SWEET!).

The falls are famous as well. They were in the new Indiana Jones, Moonraker (james bond), the new Miami Vice, amongst others.

The falls are shared between Brazil and Argentina. The Argentinian side is the best, but the Brazillian side (directly across) has a good overall perspective. When I went to catch the bus to the falls from town, I was late and hopped into a bus that was leaving the station. Turns out I went to Brazil by accident, but then got back on track. To go to Brazil is $130 for a visa, dollars I cant afford. I was going to go to Rio from Argentina with these Dutch people I met on the bus, but for one week in Brazil its not worth it. If you go on the Brazillian embassys website they say its because thats the price Brazillians have to pay to go to the US. Thats a load of crap. The real reason is because the president of Brazil and Bolivia are best buds. Evo Morales (president of Bolivia) instated a $100 visa for Americans, and in turn Luiz Lula de Silva (president of Brazil) made it $130. There was always a visa for Americans in Brazil, but never so high.

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I ran into the girls from UCLA when I went in, and they gave me their rain ponchos (score). I took a picture modeling in it, and however dashing I looked in it I just think this one does the job.

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Truck

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This is as close as I could get to the Brazillian side without selling my shirt

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This is one of the boats heading into the waterfall

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Maybe this shows it better

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This pic was taken from the other side (san miguel side)

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This guy was having a good time

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View from the top

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One more from the top

Ok, so when I spent the night in the no name hostel I met this Irish guy who was hitting on the girl who worked there, but he spoke no spanish, and she spoke no english. He told me he was there for 9 days (nobody spends more than two or three days in Iguazu) which I thought it was odd. I saw them getting along although they couldnt communicate. It was weird, but I found out the truth from these Irish girls who knew him. It turns out one night he hooked up with the girl from that shabby hotel, and he fell in love with her, and bought her a ring. That guy was crazy.

From Iguazu I took the 23 hour bus to Salta. Salta is a medium sized city in the north, giving it an Andean feel that you dont get in the rest of Argentina (and I miss from Peru). The town is nice, and when I got there I ran into the French Canadian girl from Iguazu and we walked around the next day a bit. Shes a bit eccentric, and a lil crazy but whatever. She was real good with a map, so it was cool to take a break from figuring out where to go all the time. I have to say it is a lil weird to travel with a girl because everyone, and I mean everyone thinks your dating or hooking up no matter how much you explain that your not. We snuck into this museam which I was told is the most importand in South America, which has these four mummies of sacrificed children. The mummies were preserved because they were buried in the Andes at locations close to 6,000 meters (19,500 feet) in ice. Turns out two werent on display because they were in the laboratory for experiments (oh well). All four had the elongated skulls, the sign of the elite. If you have seen the new Indiana Jones, the shape of the crystal skull is no joke what some look like. The elite deformed the skulls to look like an aliens. Really weird stuff.

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I made out with this chick... SIKE!

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Me and Catherine in Salta

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The full picture of Iglesia de San Fancisco, in my opinion the nicest in Salta

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Looking through a waterfall at the top of the Teleferiqo in Salta

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Id be lying if I said Id never been there, done that!!!

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Im a candy fiend

The next day we went on a tour with what seemed like the whole hostel to Cafayate (cool town to the south). There we went into this canyon area, which was really cool. It was layered and multicolored. Every ten feet or so the layers would shift direction, and sometimes it would make your mind go loose because you couldnt figure out how it looked. This area is famous for different formations in the rocks. You had rocks/mountains that looked like windows, priests, the titanic, turtles, castles, etc.

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This was an area called the devils throat

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I like how the light was layered through the mountains

For lunch we headed to an authentic Asado (BBQ) joint, and had a unique blend of meats I hadnt had before. You get the whole deal where we went. Intestines, kidneys, liver. I had it all, and it was a lil weird, but hey - when in Rome.

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MMMMMMM!!!!

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Salta party crew

After lunch we headed to a couple of wineries in the area. Cafayate only produces 3% of Argentinian wine (the other 97% from Mendoza), but Cafayate is special because the grapes are grown at altitude which gives it a unique taste. The most popular is a white called Torrontes.

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That night, as a group we got smashed and went to a night club in town and danced the night away. We had to head out though, because the british girls had to make it to a 7:30 tour that morning. We quite literally made it back to the hostel at 7:25 lol. I had to leave a couple hours later, and still out of it I saw Aurelie, this really awesome French girl who I partyed with the night before. When in the taxi I stuck my head out to yell au revoir to her, and my hat flew off my head! The Argentines in Tucuman told me its a tax to pachamama (Andean spirit of mother earth)!

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This girl made me lose my hat!

Next day I blew that popsicle stand with Catherine, and we headed to Tucuman. Tucuman is a good city, but there isnt a whole lot to do there. Everywhere you went you could tell the government was trying to bring more tourists which was funny. We really stopped there to break up the bus ride to Cordoba so it wasnt so long. When I was walking around Tucuman I ran into the spanish guys from Iguazu, and they were renting a car. I would have really have liked to party again with those guys, but I decided to stick to the plan and head south. That night we had Asado with a whole group of Argentines on holiday. After we talked anbd then danced to 3 in the morning. I schooled them of what little I knew about McCains military history, the electoral college, and the distribution of political states in the US. They schooled me on the issue the farmers have with the Argentine government over the beef taxes (this post is too long - you should look it up though), cumbia, dulce de leche, and cortetito. Then I had dancing lessons. Its funny because the way to pick up girls in Argentina (at least what they told me) was that you stand in the corner and dance with yourself in small circles. Back home the guy who does this just seems like a creep, or a pervert. I tought them how to let the D slang, fistpump, start the mower, pop bottles, a half assed attempt at the salamander, the finger gun dance, etc. Good times.

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Theres apparently a strong G&R following in Tucuman???

I thought the coolest part of Tucuman was San Javier hill where they had this giant Christo.

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I never made it to Rio, so I suppose this will have to do!

Im in Cordoba now, which is awesome. I bought a new hat too! Alright, I dont know about you, but im wore out. I need a beer!

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Mini Entry tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-07-25:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=12&entryid=121280 2008-07-26T15:40:26Z 2008-07-26T15:35:11Z I missed a few items that I forgot to previously mention. First of all, and foremost lets talk a little bit about this - Operation Be a Man its 2008 Already, AKA Operation Mustache Rides for $5, AKA Operation Handlebars Like Dennis Hopper in Eazyrider, AKA NCAA Mustache Madness, AKA.... Well, every good speech starts off with a joke - so here goes... Tom Selleck could have saved Thailand from the tsunami by soaking up the waves with his mustache. Too bad ... I missed a few items that I forgot to previously mention.

First of all, and foremost lets talk a little bit about this - Operation Be a Man its 2008 Already, AKA Operation Mustache Rides for $5, AKA Operation Handlebars Like Dennis Hopper in Eazyrider, AKA NCAA Mustache Madness, AKA....

Well, every good speech starts off with a joke - so here goes...

Tom Selleck could have saved Thailand from the tsunami by soaking up the waves with his mustache. Too bad Tom Selleck hates Thailand.

Ok, now lets get serious. First I will tell you a story...

Tom Selleck was originally cast to play the role of Michael Knight in the Knight Rider series. When he found out that his costar would be a Firebird instead of a Ferrarri, he promptly declined the role and then boned the producer's wife.

No, in all reality when I was in Peru I was trying to grow a mustache. I tried for one month, with very little to show. My fair mothers polish blood blessed me with blonde hairs only on my upper lip. Every night in Peru I dreamt that one day I would finally achieve my dream. I WOULD STAND ON MACCU PICCU WITH A MUSTACHE DAG NABIT!!!

So I tried, and I tried, and I pressed, and I studied, did yoga, aromatherapy, shiatsu massage, went to the deluxe car wash, prayed to king tutankamun, did a rain dance, sacrificed chickens, etc. You get the point. Well it came down to the final countdown. T-minus 24 hours to the big day. I knew around maccu piccu they wouldnt have hot water, so I prepped the day before by taking down the sides and leaving a gotea. On the morning when the sun rose in the south I would take the rest down and revel in the glory that every man wishes to achieve once in his lifetime!

Well that time came and went. Absolutely hopeless. What a dissapointment. I contemplated splashin on a little just for men, however when I remembered that running water was considered a luxury in the town I knew the chances of them knowing about the little 5 minute miracle most middle aged western men know about was slim to none.

Topic number two - Travel writers, Afghanistan, & Batman

I saw the new Batman, met a travel writer, and read The Kite Runner (a book about Afghanistan). Any further questions? Just kidding, but no - seriously.

More importantly topic number three -

So last weekend was the Red Bull US Grand Prix (motoGP race) in Laguna Seca California. Casey Stoner swept all the practice sessions, and landed on pole position just as he did the previous year. When the five time world champion Valentino Rossi was asked how he was going to battle with Casey Stoner on race day, he replied with a simple ¨The only way to stop that man is with a gun.¨Turns out the old dog still had a trick or two up his sleeve. On lap 24 of 32 Rossi got a whif up the inside and made a dashing pass on the infamous corkscrew (turn 13) before going on to take the win. Bridgestone without a doubt dominated the weekend, and upset with his performance and lack of improvement from his Michelin tires, 2006 world champion Nickey Haden verbally communicated his frustration with the French based tire manufacturer. American AMA rider Ben Spies (knickname Elbowz) made the proverbial hop from being an American rider and stepped onto the world stage by placing 8th overall in the motogp race. Overall an excellent weekend for Rizzla Suzuki with Spies making the top ten in his opening debut, and Chris Vermulen stepping on the podium for the second time in two races with a third place. Dani Pedrosa sat out, upsetting injuries from earlier in the season during a ravaging lowside during free practice two.

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Spies, of which I have incredible admiration for ended up second overall in the AMA superbike race, but considering the 36 point lead he has over his teamate Matt Mladin he can sit back and enjoy his sucess. Spies has considered moving up to the international level and has had discussions with several bike manufacturers, but has yet to sign. He has said time and again that the number one reason why he hasnt made the move yet is solely because he hates to fly!!!! Hes picking up another wildcard position when the motoGP circuit heads back to the US for the Indianapolis GP (first time in the US), and I am sure that his sucess there will dictate the direction of any further contract negotiations.

Two weeks time is the Cardion AB Grand Prix at Brno, Czech Republic. Wounds will heal, tire companies will rework their formulas, and the riders will get a rest from the daunting summer circuit. Five time motoGP (500cc to be exact) champion Mick Doohan will be comentating with Kevin Schwantz on CBS sports as part of Dorna´s plan to bring a larger community of fans in the US into the sport.

Also, im not sure how many people check this website, but you can subscribe if you create a username. This means you get an email every time I put up a new post. It says this website has had 2,500 hits, but im not so sure thats right because that seems like a lot. If it is, your awesome!!!! If not your awesome anyways!!!

Topic C - Irony

I wrote all this yesterday when I was sober, but now it is the opposite. I will try and write good, but this is hard. Argentina is the most western country in south america. They have toilet paper, soap, paper towels, hot water, electricity, etc... However they also have skeleton keys, and toilets that have the tank on the wall, like the godfather. The most modern place also has some of the oldest remnances of the 19th century. Ironic, eh?

LEAVE THE GUN TAKE THE CANOLIS!!!!

Dont worry, be happy!

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Bloody mess... tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-07-20:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=11&entryid=120311 2008-07-20T21:59:16Z 2008-07-20T21:47:03Z Alright, so back to Cuzco. Its a lovely city, but a bit touristy. All the stores are restaurants, photoshops, gear shops (for the inca trail), or massage parlors (also for people who do the inca trail). These girls stand in the street and the only word in english they know is massage, and they say it about ten to twenty thousand million times a day. Its legit massages though, not like the ones I will discuss later in this post. ... Alright, so back to Cuzco. Its a lovely city, but a bit touristy. All the stores are restaurants, photoshops, gear shops (for the inca trail), or massage parlors (also for people who do the inca trail). These girls stand in the street and the only word in english they know is massage, and they say it about ten to twenty thousand million times a day. Its legit massages though, not like the ones I will discuss later in this post. The inca trail kicks your ass from what I hear, and so hikers hit it up to recover before their flights home (the inca trail is a 5 day hike to Maccu Piccu).

I was staying at Loki which is one of the worlds best hostels, and for sure where the party is at. There is no such thing as a sober or early night there. Not possible. As a gringo if you go out to the night clubs the local girls slip you roofies when your not looking and rob you so its kind of dodgy. Not knowing this, but wanting to party we went to a bar with all peruvians called Caos, and had a really good time. I cought a girl pouring something into my glass, and made her drink it all... lol.

The next day we wanted to go to Maccu Piccu the cheap way so we rode a chicken bus with the worst seats (might have been intentional), but saved a bunch of cash vs. the gringo route which is pretty lame. We got stuck in this town called Otallatantambo (I think), which was pretty cool. The woman at the hostel really (and I mean really) liked to talk, so by the time I left we had a 7 hour conversation, and it was around 2 in the morning. Boy, if you ever need a crash course in south american politics, Karen is perfect. I learned about che guevera, pablo escobar (who apparently isnt really dead, or so all of colombia believes so), every corrupt president, chavez, evo moralez, bush, the FARC, the shining path, etc...

Alright, so let me explain a little about peru because this is more interesting than anything else. Fifteen years ago the elitists from Lima (the capital), were real assholes to everybody else in the country, especially if they had dark skin (including non-indigenous). The light skinned Limeñas had control of the police, and had them playing like puppets to whatever they needed. The police (trained in Lima with the this mentality)were super rude to the poor, and raped and beat the indigenous, and people from the countryside. There was a japanese president Fujimori who redistributed the land to the poor to try and save the country, and in turn the rich bribed the police to kill the indigenous living on that land so that the rich could claim it was inhabited and reclaim back what the president redistributed. Police would kill whole villages, and have mass burials which to this day are still being found. Needless to say during the 70s and 80s the government policy was nearly 100% in favor of the light skinned creollas (a ethnic group defined as pure spanish blood that never mixed, as opposed to mestizos)

With that being said the people started to fight back. The main group responsible is the Sendero Luminoso (translated to shining path). They learned terrorist and guerrilla tactics and started wreaking havoc in Lima. Their message was clear that they wanted justice for what was being done, and that the people of the country need the respect that they deserve.

Karens parents owned a small shop in Lima at the time. With their dark skin they were always considered outcasts. One day a cop asked for a pack of cigarettes, but Karens dad who only sold them one by one told the cop he couldnt sell a whole pack. The cop told him ¨do you know who I am, you &%$"! (she went off naming like a hundred spanish curses that I dont understand¨, beat him with a police baton, spit on his face, and arrested him for one day. Just because he sold cigarettes one by one as oppposed to a pack. This is just one example she gave.

Ok, so the shining path with the help of the people of the countryside were wreaking havoc in Lima, and slowly the people of Lima started to fear the people from the countryside. Before there was no sign of curtesy between the groups, but today if there is an exchange of words a person from Lima will have limited words of curtesy, but they will be there nonetheless. This is in fact because they are scared more than anything else of people from the countryside. This is crazy!

Alright, so during this time the president was Alan Garcia (1985 - 1990). Around 1990 the four main prisons collaborated and underwent a massive cleansing campaign of terrorists. Around 400 to 500 prisoners were killed per jail (around 2k total), and buried without a word to the public. Once this leaked the country was outraged, and Garcia had to step down. How could the president allow this?

Well in 2006 Garcia came back out of exile, and won the popular election. The reason for this was because his opponent in the election (I dont know the name) was a military general who let it be clearly known his intentions. He told the country that he was going to investigate every MNC and look into every contract with other countries. This being known all those companies who were getting away with murder under a careless and corrupt regime flowed the word down to the individual employees that if they voted for the military candidate that they would lose their jobs. Basically the country was duped into blackmail. Garcia won the election in 3 of the 24 provinces of Peru (the most populous, with Lima counting for two of those three), and was put into power. The only reason they allowed him to comeback is because in that mass murder of the ¨terrorists¨, all those jail wardens in the four jails were murdered shortly thereafter. Garcia claimed that they all conspired together to perform the murders, and he was not aware of this. With all the wardens murdered, there is no way to prove if he is lying or not. Everybody in Peru thinks he is lying.

Ok, now to the wardens. Karens sister was married to a guy who went to the university of san carlos in Lima. There was a conspiracy that was never found to be true that anyone who goes to san carlos is part of a collaboration with the shining path, and there was a cloud of suspicion over anyone that attended that university. One day the shining path detonated a bomb very close to where Karens sisters husband and brother were. The two of them ran to get away from the explosion, and when this happened the police blamed the two of them. They were sent to jail innocently. Quite obviously they didnt do it. The shining path are experts and were nowhere near the location of the detonation. They would not make mistakes like that and get caught. So these two guys (Karens sisters husband and brother) were in the jail that got the worst of the mass murders. They were killed among the other 500. Because of this Karens sister went mad and told everyone she was going to kill that warden. She went into the jungle in search of the shining path, and wasnt heard for two weeks. When they next heard from her it was when she was all over the news. She was trained by the shining path, and one day followed the warden, pulled in front of his car at a stop light, shot him in the head and drove away. Nuts!

So I also learned about the protests that I witnessed in Aeroquepa. The one communist party that you can see in the picture with the doll of bush is patria roja. They are very dangerous, and when I showed Karen the picture her face went white. She thought I was crazy for being around them and taking their picture. They are a terrorist organization, and they wanted the government to know they are not happy. The second presidency of Alan Garcia has seen a deal made with Chile and the US to export Peruvian food. Previously all exports of agriculture have been of vegetables that are not used in Peruvian cuisine. With sucess here the president signed contracts to sell everything that the Peruvians use in their dishes. This has a whole lot of side effects, most noteably food shortages in Peru because they cant meet the demand, as well as a steep increase in cost of those vegetables.

Next day went to Macch Piccu, the lost city of the incas. Pretty sweet. Story here is that it was a city of the elite, and its heyday was during the reign of the 9th inca king around 1400. Basically the spanish came, and the incas were all murdered or killed by smallpox. On the way out they cut off any signs of civilizations, and nobody knew about macchu piccu till 1920s when a local farmer gave an ancient incan coin to an english explorer.

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Killin it, double dragon style. We also have Lion King, and Thursday night in Cuzco.

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Yeah, your seeing that right. Thats a llama taking a leak

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My new buddy

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They needed to sacrifice a virgin, so I was chosen because of how pure my actions are.

Got wasted in Cuzco that night. Had a really crazy night. Like really crazy. . Next day sobered up, and headed out to Lima the next day to fly to Argentina. For some reason that day I found my way to a female police barracks, and drove one of their police motorcycles. Pretty cool. In Lima I hit the old haunts (casino, my favorite bar in mira flores). At my bar I met up with the people I partied with two weeks earlier when I first got to Lima. Really fun. I showed these Irish guys the ropes when it comes to Lima, and hit the clubs in Barranco with these girls. Barranco is a barrio of Lima which is as beautiful as the touristy areas but is more for locals. The clubs there are electric.

Next day flew to Buenos Aires. Its hard to tell a tourist from a local, which is a lil weird. I cant get my bearings. I cant tell if I should speak spanish or english. I went around BA for a while, and went to the presidential palace where Eva Peron used to give her speeches to the masses. Also went to her grave. They really dig her here... (your supposed to laugh). The hostel I was at was all brazilians, who have near perfect english, and no spanish. Its hillarious, they struggle so much with spanish that I have to speak for them. They really took me to school on brazillian women, bush, and soccer. I told them about what Diogo did to that poor girl on the beach (maybe Mike T is pos the only one who knows this story), but they told me that Brazilians are nothing like this. They arent sex craved crazies. They are actually humble with an aire of cockyness because of their looks, but other than that are pretty normal people.

So my first night here we went to Palermo (barrio with good parties), and went to this place crobar. You may know the name because theres a sister club in NYC. That had to be the craziest party ive been to. Well to start, they dont go out here till 3 in the morning. Secondly the place I went to had to be packed with 4,000 people. Third the music was amazing. Robby Rivera (big time house DJ) was killing it. Fourth, the party goes till 11 in the morning. Fourth - no shit on the way out there were straight up fully naked hookers waiting to get picked up. Im not talking ragged junkies either, these were porn star status. The Brazillian girls were even shocked. I was raging, but the brazillian girls were beat so we blew that taco stand at 8 in the morning. Now I have done my fare share of partying, but I think Ive made it to see the sunrise under a dozen times in my life. That shit is a daily occurence here. Yesterday went to some bar slash dance club with the brazillians again, and learned to salsa (an ounce), and then talked politics and dirty socks with those girls till ten.

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Not crying for Argentina. Casa Roja is where Eva gave all her famous speeches.

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This is what happens when you think BA is going to be priced like Peru

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Their capital building is modeled after ours

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All this walking around made me tired, and I needed to take a nap...

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This man was painting with his feet. You cant deny him props for that

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Id imagine Id find more time to read the news if our newspapers were like this...

At 11 I was woken up, and told I had to get out of the hostel beacuse I didnt have a reservation. I packed up and being really hungover and in need of sleep, posted up and got some sleep on the street. Theres a lesson to be learned here. Next time you see someone face down in the street dead asleep treat them with respect because you never know if they are a bum or a professional engineer.

Another funny note. I tell cabbies im an engineer, and like almost 20% of the time they tell me they are too, and they ask for my card so I can get them a job. Ridic.

Oh yeah, what they say about Argentina having steak everywhere for cheap, this is 100% true. Whole cows sit on barbeques ready to dish it out. In the food courts of malls almost every restaurant has a full steak menu (as opposed to sbarros, you get a huge ribeye). BA is more western than anywhere I have been. The drinks are cold, theres heat in the buildings, hot water (wait, just having water all the time is a big step), and a public transport system that makes sense. The people here are a bit cocky, their spanish is totally different to the rest of south america, and they look more european than south american. There also is a total lack of indigenous people. Its interesting, and I like it. Prices have gone way up recently (last 1.5 years), so its definately no match for the bargains you can find in Peru. Gotta watch the wallet and not carried away.

Tonight I take a bus to Iguazu Falls. The seat folds flat like a bed which is nice considering its a 22 hour ride. To compare it to others, its much bigger than Niagra with 275 falls, and wider (although not as tall) as Victoria Falls in Africa. Victoria is 100 meters tall, and Iguazu is 82 (good enough for me).

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Mas Peru! tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-07-13:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=10&entryid=119081 2008-07-14T01:41:58Z 2008-07-14T01:38:39Z Ok, so where was I... Aeroquepa was really nice. It reminded me of spain more than south america. I spent a day there with Christian who Ive been travelling with for a lil over a week now. Hes an aussie, so of course I had to tell him how much I dislike Casey Stoner. We did some stuff in Aeroquepa, and then headed to Colka Canyon. One interesting fact about Aeroquepa - the population is 100,000 but one third of ... Ok, so where was I... Aeroquepa was really nice. It reminded me of spain more than south america. I spent a day there with Christian who Ive been travelling with for a lil over a week now. Hes an aussie, so of course I had to tell him how much I dislike Casey Stoner. We did some stuff in Aeroquepa, and then headed to Colka Canyon. One interesting fact about Aeroquepa - the population is 100,000 but one third of this is taxi drivers, most of whom live and sleep in their taxis. I had one of my best meals on the trip so far there, which was a mix of things all that are typical Peruvian.

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Colka Canyon is I think the worlds second deepest canyon (more than twice the grand canyon), and is nuts. You cant even see the bottom from the top. There were lots of tours that all left in the morning, but in the spirit of boozin we decided to go on our own in the afternoon. We took the 6 hour bus to Cabanaconde which is a small village (I think 1500 people) and stayed at this dump of a hostel for 7.5 soles. This is an all time new record of which I am very proud of. 7.5 Soles converts to $2.50 which is amazingly awesome. The place was basically a mud hut with some beds, and there was every animal imaginable right outside. The whole night, donkeys were humping, chickens laying eggs (or whatever it is they do at night), cows were pissing, etc. The place was ridic. This town I was in was like that town I heard about where there is 10,000 people and 30,000 bears, except change bears with sheep. So in all this animal madness, I felt the bed moving and I thought there was a dog underneath so when I tried to chase it away I realized it wasnt really a dog, but was an earthquake (a really cool first for me). I found out later that a 6.2 magnitude earthquake hit southern Peru, killing one 93 year old man. Its always the old ones that go first. It seems like anytime there is anything like a power outage, rainstorm, snowfall that some ninety-something just decides that its their time to go. Funny how that works out.

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Colka Canyon from nearly 3/4 of the way down!

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At the top

The next morning we trekked the 3 hours down to the bottom of this canyon, and hung out at this oasis. The trail was carved out of the side of this mountain, and was pretty awful to walk on cause it was all rocky and every step would cause you to loose your footing and nearly launch you off this mountain. The oasis had a swimming pool which was nice, and after a couple hours we headed back up.

Well the three hours down turns into 4 going up, and man was that tough. We didnt bring enough water, and it was blistering hot. We were so desheviled when we got to the top, and looked like total dung. Im sure we looked like we came from war or a concentration camp by the time we got to the top. The funny thing is that these 89 year old locals were billygoating their ass up the hill no problems, and I was dragging serious anchor. We made it out of there, and another guy told us there was a bus strike and not wanting to get stuck in one of these small towns for a couple days we headed back to Aeroquepa.

The next day there was a ridiculous protest in the middle of town, and they were burning shit. There was representation from the communist party, the corn party, and the farmer party amgonst all others. Apparently they want to send their president to jail because hes not doing his job. Sound familiar?

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They had this large fake bush that had a dick that was about 2.5 inches. At least they have a hell of a sense of humor...

By the way this place is ridiculous. They have had a new president every 1.5 years. The one they consider the best had a ten percent approval rating, but despite this they keep him in high regard because after he was thrown out they didnt want to send him to jail. All the others were exiled or they wanted to send them to jail.

That night me and christian headed out to our favorite swedish bar there in Aeroquepa, and partied it up with Sinobia, this chick we met on the street. After slamming a couple of orgazmos (her pick) I headed out to Puno.

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Only after coppin some tailfeather...

Puno is the port town on Lake Titicaca, which is the highest navigatable lake in the world at something like 13,000 feet, and its cold as hell at night. Now I have seen some pretty bad and shady business guys in my life, but man the taxi driver I got from Puno bus station to the hostel was the worst. This guy at 3:30 in the morning followed me into the hostel, and tried to take care of everything for me. I told him to pound salt, but then I realized what he was after. He tried to sell me a tour and wouldnt let me get to sleep untill I did. I told him to really get lost, and that I had to meet some friends that day and make some plans. Since I was still hungover from partying the night before I hit the sack untill at around 9ish I thought I heard the cops outside. Turns out this son of a bitch taxi driver came back to wake me up 6 hours after I rejected him to try and sell me the damn tour. Then when I tell him that Im not going to buy anything he told me his fee for his services is 20 soles. I didnt even use his services so I slammed the door in his face and went back to bed, but only after telling him that he by far the worst business man in the history of the earth. If Mike T was there I think we would have made a YTMND about it.

Other than that taxi driver guy Puno was awesome. I went to these tombs at Sullistani which were used by the incas and pre-incas to bury the kings of the area. They mummified them in the fetal position, and stuck them in these special cone shaped burial tombs.

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Me contemplating the whether I prefer to be remembered by the spirit of the condor, or the puma

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Awawaweewa, look at me - king in the castle. I have a chair. Everone look at me...

The next day I headed out to the floating islands of the Uros people, and to Taquile island. A couple centuries ago there were these really badass dudes called the Kolla, and they kicked some serious mideivel butt. Because of that these other dudes were really afraid, so they moved to the middle of lake titicaca. They live on these floating islands, of which there are thirty or so of them. The islands are manmade, and they are basically this root system they get from across the lake. They take those root chunks which float, tie them together, and put about a meter of reeds on it and then stack a couple of houses on top of that. They have really cool boats which they use to get around which are made entirely of the reeds. Taquile island (kind of like taquile, but switch the a and the e) is this place which has a real spanish influence. This spanish guy bought the island in 1680 and since its isolated (a 2.5 hour boat ride from Puno) the spanish style stayed. The men dress like catalan bullfighters, and are really proud of their knitting. They are in fact so proud of their knitting that they get boozed up and have competitions as to who is the better knitter. This aint your daddy´s knitting competition however - they pour a beer into their hats, and whoevers leaks the fastest is the loser and is destined to a life of pain and torture... (well, maybe minus the pain and torture).

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I fought my way to the inside of this fish, but it didnt like me so it let me go out of the top of it!

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Thinking about how slow the beer is about to flow from their hat...

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After I kicked it with a pretty good crowd over a few dozen drinks at one of the watering holes in Puno, the next day I headed to Cuzco. One of those dudes was a british indian guy named Sega. How cool of a name is that. Cuzco is the oldest city that is still used in North and South America. It was the center of the Incan empire, and is really sweet. I met back up with Christian there (he didnt go to Puno), and after checking into the crazy party hostel (Loki) we proceeded to trash that dump. We went to this crazy ass club with all locals, and were getting busy on the dancefloor. It was pretty good. Today we are in this town, im not sure of the name but its pretty cool here, and tomorrow we head off to Macchu Piccu.

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My new haircut - Peru remix. I need to have hair like this to 1) rock out like its 1983, and 2) to keep me warm at night

Before I forget, I should go over the highlights of the last weeks news in the MotoGP world. Interestingly enough Marco Melandri, who has had a disasterous season this year after switching for 2008 to Ducati has had discussions about dropping his bike manufacturer midseason. In Sachsenring Casey Stoner won, Rossi second, Vermeulen third. I think we all expected Chris Vermuelen to be on the podium. His wet weather experience clearly rose to the occasion to bring him to his first podium of the season. Dany Pedrosa crashed out unfortunately, but brought Rossi back up to be the points leader. Jorge Lorenzo, the shining star who everyone thought would smash the competition this year has had yet more problems, crashing out but keeping him in fourth in the points. Four days from now is the Red Bull Grand Prix at Laguna Seca. I was at that race last year when Stoner destroyed all the circuit records and went on for the win. I love that circuit, and believe that it is one of the coolest on the whole calendar. I am really looking forward to watching that race. You should check it out. I believe its on Speedvision on sundays, the usual hour being around 4 or 6 PM.

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PERU IS AWESOME!!!! tag:travellerspoint.com,2008-07-09:/blog/?domain=bijan&thisblog_entryid=9&entryid=118034 2008-07-09T19:08:30Z 2008-07-09T19:08:30Z I think I left off in Baños, Ecuador. The last day I was there I took what they called a steam bath at the hotel. I dont know how they came up with that name, but that isnt how I would describe it. First of all you sat in this box thing that looked more like a whodini contraption more than anything else. Only your head stuck out. You would go in there and steam and eucalyptis would go all over ... I think I left off in Baños, Ecuador.

The last day I was there I took what they called a steam bath at the hotel. I dont know how they came up with that name, but that isnt how I would describe it. First of all you sat in this box thing that looked more like a whodini contraption more than anything else. Only your head stuck out. You would go in there and steam and eucalyptis would go all over your body sans head for four minutes at a time for four times total. At the end, a guy would tell you what to do and it was different ever time. Sometimes you would wipe a cold towel on your legs, another time I sat in a cold bath for my stomach, and he rubbed it in a circular motion, another time he firehosed my body with cold water, only in the armpits though (wtf???). Nonetheless, somebody came up with this crazy regimen through thousands of years of tribulations, soI wasnt going to say anything. That day went back to Quito to tackle Cotopaxi this time for real.

We took a jeep to Volcan Cotopaxi, which is the second highest in Ecuador but is more pretty than its bigger brother Chimbarozu. We was these two British girls I knew from the hostel in Quito I convinced to go the night before and an Israeli guy. We parked on the side of it at 3,500 meters, and climbed to 4,800 meters to the refuge where we got some hot cocoa before trotting on. Our guide Louis told us that chocolate was good for the high altitude because of the cocao. Even starting at 3,500 meters it is very difficult to breathe. Every step takes concentration, and it is way too easy to overexert yourself. Nonetheless I took it as a test for when i make my way to everest base camp, so I was pushing it. I billygoated my ass up that mountain faster than the rest, and Louis was impressed as was the Israeli. The two british girls were dragging anchor, so we took qiute a bit longer than expected. When we left the refuge the plan was to go only another 200 meters (which takes sooo long because its so hard to walk) to the glacier to see glacial ice (supposedly very blue and unique). I had no problems, but the weather turned and with the pace of the girls we had to turn back. After a quick lunch at the refuge we went back to the jeep to get our bikes. We then mountain biked down the volcano about 6km to this beautiful lake, and then headed back to Quito.

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When we got back to Quito the girls and the Israeli guy were wore out, and headed to their hostels but I saw a shitload of people in the street and decided to follow. I didnt realize till about ten minutes later it was for the copa de libertadores (soccer championship). It was the finals with Quito vs. Fuminense (Brazillian team). The game was the most important in all of south america, and it was game two (of two). In game one Quito spanked them 4 to 2, and the town was going nuts. I had a lot of stuff on me, and it was a rowdy crowd so I hung out for the first half, had a couple of beers and then headed back to pack for my flight the next morning. I found out the next morning that Quito won. Hell Yeah! At the end of the game the score was Quito 1 vs Fuminense 3 (for a total of 5 points each for the two teams), so they went to double overtime. Intense!

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Bye Bye Quito & Ecuador!

I then flew to Lima. When I got out of the airport I tried to go cheap and use an unofficial taxi. Big mistake. At first I thought the guy would be cool, but within two minutes he was trying to sell me nose candy and take me to a brothel. He then told me that it was 35 dollars, not 35 soles like we agreed at the airport (3 soles per dollar - its the peruvian currency). I told him I was going to slit his throat and to let me out, but it was too late he took me to the worst part of town and when I told him i still wanted to get out he caved. When he gave me the change for my 50 sole note he gave me a counterfeit bill. What a piece of shit. Counterfeit money is really popular here, and sometimes when you buy something they look and feel the money for 5 minutes to make sure.

I got stuck in some dump of a hostel called stop and drop because the good one was all filled (ive never made a reservation on this trip and have never been rejected from a room). At stop and drop I slept in the dorm, which had three levels of bunk beds, and i was on the top. I was suspended like 15 feet in the air. Not good if your wasted...

At this point I was on the verge of licking the envelope that contained a letter to George Bush requesting for a full scale military attack on Lima, but then it got realy good.

Later that night I went to the casino, and won a bunch of money on the slots. They gave me a whole lot of booze, sandwiches, cigarettes, and free chips for the roulette tables. I was feelin good, and wanted to paint the town red. After grabbing some dinner I went to a touristy bar and met some old ass british guy who was moving in with his 20 year old chickita in Lima. He bought me a bunch of drinks, before he left. Then I made friends with this crazy native Arthur and we proceeded to get wasted. I picked up a couple of girls, and then a group of us went to a german bar for a couple of afterhours drinks. This really attractive older peruvian woman who lived in the states drove. We all got bombed, and the girl I was with had a good time and told me she wanted to be my girlfriend - mad funny. The girls in Peru love guys who have such stunning looks like myself, and little did I know at the time that if you go out you can have a similar experience any night of the week. They are all super attractive, and for some reason their Peruvian ex boyfriends cheated on them all.

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Me & one of my peruvian chicas

The next day I nursed my hangover by going paragliding. This is not the thing when you get towed behind a boat. Its the one where the parachute is used to fly around. My pilot an ex air force captain was an expert, and was the champion in Peru for the past two years. He told me one day he went up and flew for 6 hours before he had to come down to piss. He had really good control, and could go up or down very easily. The winds were good, and it was a really beutiful day in Lima. It isnt like skydiving, and is more tranquilo, except when we came so close to the Marriott I thought we were going to crash into someones suite but the pilot knew what he was doing. We flew to 1,000 feet at one point, did some steep dives, and did a low pass over this outdoor mall. Definately add it to the list of cool things ive done.

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That day left for Ica. Ica is this small town that is nothing special, but next to it about 5km away is Huachachina (pronounced wackacheena) which is paradise. Its an oasis, in the middle of a desert. The town is nothing more than a little lake with about 5 shops and a couple of hostels, but the main attraction is these HUGE sand dunes there which we went on with a dune buggy and sandboards. Sandboarding is a lot of fun, although their equipment was less than perfect. Its nothing like snowboarding. The best way to cruize down is by goign straight, no carving, and you can really pick up some speed. Its awesome.

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If you notice my stance is funny its because I biffed on the previous sand dune, and my hip was hurt up a lil bit

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After Huacachina I headed out with this aussie who ive been traveling for the past couple of days with to Aeroquepa. We wanted to catch the 9:00 bus, but it was full so we bought tickets for the 1:45 bus, and with a couple of hours to kill looked for a bar. We walked into the seediest strip club ive ever seen. Def wouldnt have had any kidneys if we drank there, so we went to this other bar and these cute waitresses told us to go to the karaoke portion where we did and drank a bunch of beers. For some reason the spirit of Jeff K. (from bing) entered my soul, so trying to pass the time, I gathered all the waitresses I could find and made them sing a lil Dust in the Wind. I got a small round of applause afterward, and we headed off for the 12 hour bus to Aeroquepa.

Aeroquepa is very nice. Its a mideivel kind of a city and is very clean. It reminds me more of Spain than South America. Alot has happened since ive been here, but I have to split so it will all have to wait for next time.

Before I go though I want to talk a lil about traveling alone. In the few phone calls ive made since I started this trip everyone wants to know if I like traveling alone. I really think its the only way to go. You have noone to accomodate to, and you go wherever you want. You pick up travel partners along the way, and it all works out in the end. I havent really been alone for a single day since I started (except for the food poisoning days), and I love every minute of it. I dont get lonely at all, as a matter of fact id say if I could have more personal time it would be better, but theres so much to do, so much to see, and so many people to meet. I couldnt imagine doing this kind of travel with a chicka because it gets hectic sometimes, and to have someone complaining wouldnt be all that cool. Maybe in another time, but not for this first world tour. Who knows, maybe some day in the future there will be a sequel to this madness, and it will costar some cutie. Only time will tell my friends...

End of transmission - B

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